What made you laugh out loud today?

TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
edited November 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
For me, it was seeing my almost 4yo on my elliptical, going like the devil was on his tail.
It was hysterical.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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  • pretextpretext Posts: 1,294
    This typed up sign on the local Wachovia bank door:
    "This is a federal institution. No one is allowed to wear a Halloween mask inside."
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Dead Set on E4...

    A classic quote... 'It's this...or we take turns shitting in the bin until we starve to death....' Hahahahaha :D
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  • xscorchoxscorcho Posts: 409
    when i was leaving to go out.... the girl i nanny for (4 yrs old) said "but its dark outside" .... i thought it was super funny because she knows when its dark out she goes to bed!!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    my sister being my sister :D
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Sorry, I forgot to mention that my son was pantless.
    Completely without pants or underpants. LOL!!!!!!!!!
    :)

    Also an incident in school. Something about something coming off in the wash.
    :p
    I really get a kick out of the people I go to school with.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • angie76angie76 Posts: 646
    something someone said on here.
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Another one, my little one is on a roll.
    He just taught me how to lick a lolli.
    lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Well I told my middle one (5) how to do arm pit farts, but today he calls me on my phone to do Legpit farts.

    I am so proud :D
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,460
    angie76 wrote:
    something someone said on here.
    thats just a LITTLE vauge. SPILL IT!!!
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Well I told my middle one (5) how to do arm pit farts, but today he calls me on my phone to do Legpit farts.

    I am so proud :D
    Your middle one ain't shit til he can do ear farts ;):D
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Nothing yet...

    Make me laugh fuckers! :D
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    my friend bought my friend a penis shaped lollipop for her birthday (as a joke, of course). her reaction and just the whole situation was hilarious!
    also, a friend sent me a funny text that made me lol :]
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    cutback wrote:
    my sister being my sister :D

    I wanna be apart of your family lately...nothing but good things coming out of your camp! :p
  • LBC1076LBC1076 Posts: 224
    A clip from The Daily Show with Barack Obama talking about how the Bradley effect would cloud his decision for president.


    And I laughed out loud at the stupid shit that continues to happen at my office, my bosses have their head up their asses. (thank goodness I am a field tech).
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I wanna be apart of your family lately...nothing but good things coming out of your camp! :p


    ha....well i just don't share the bad stuff ;)

    and she made me laugh because she refuses to listen to me and then i'm proved right :eek: :D
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,460
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Nothing yet...

    Make me laugh fuckers! :D
    should have been on earlier. bust a gut deleted thread
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    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    My brother! i just made him some cupcakes and he got SO exxxcited that he shoved 3 of them in his mouth all at once!!!!
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  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    A co-worker was wearing a white button-up shirt, with tiny black vertical lines that jogged horzontal in random patterns over the whole shirt...

    I made a comment cutting him down about it...and my boss chimed in, 'you look like a fuckin etch-a-sketch....I just wanna pick you up and shake you and make you disappear'

    :D
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,460
    A co-worker was wearing a white button-up shirt, with tiny black vertical lines that jogged horzontal in random patterns over the whole shirt...

    I made a comment cutting him down about it...and my boss chimed in, 'you look like a fuckin etch-a-sketch....I just wanna pick you up and shake you and make you disappear'

    :D
    that post
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • pinot768pinot768 Posts: 295
    A post on another thread that combined a classic comment from Gone with the Wind and cheese...
    "I was born, and I know that I'll die...the in-between is mine."
  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    The Jim Rome show. A listener asked Rome what his middle initial, "P", stood for. Rome said, "pterodactyl" and the sound guy played a screeching sound. Stupid, yeah, but I laughed out loud.
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  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    catchup with old mates
    wah
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    My boyfriend's msn messages today....I was cackling out loud at work -- but I can't remember what was so funny?
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    the costumes on regis and kelly!!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Mambo Colonge--"For the mature man"
    THAT was awesome!!!

    Could not stop laughing.

    Also the repeat of the John the Stutterer Vs. DePace Debate
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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    watched Jon Lajoie's "Show Me Your Genitals" , and "E=MC Vagina" videos at lunch...id seen them before , but its parody at its finest.

    i had the image of his stupid pervert dance in my head all day.
  • pinot768pinot768 Posts: 295
    JOEJOEJOE on the bitch forgot my fire sauce thread :D
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,340
    my boy dressed as a samurai for his school party
    freaking hilarious
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Watching Batman on a bicycle wipe out in the middle of the street today :p Good thing no traffic came along :eek:

    Guess next time he should take the batmobile :p

    http://forums.pearljam.com/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=5969020

    :D:D
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