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If Women Laid Eggs

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    :D




    and i see this thread idea has already been nicked and posted on the MT, and all i will say is...paraphrasing Whizbang....



    :D

    It's not as boring here as it is over there.
    the Minions
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    pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    in a way... :o we do lay eggs :o and nobody that I know of eats them :eek:

    *runs away from thread... QUICKLY*

    lol...when I was in college (and every now and then) I have thought about "donating" my eggs...you can get a nice chunk of change for that! But you have to be injected with all kinds of hormones and it isn't exactly painless from what I've read.

    *copies Helen and runs away from thread* :p
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Just like Chickens do....exactly like chicken eggs.

    And they always had from the beginning of time.

    How would this change our lives?

    Our thinking?

    Would we eat the eggs?



    Keep in mind women (in this instance) would have been laying eggs before all written history and before organized religions and laws.



    Child car seats would definately need to be modified.


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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited March 2012
    If women laid eggs....

    I'd be eating placenta for breakfast.
    mmmmmmmmmm

    i miss, Mark. he his a good egg.
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    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    in a way... :o we do lay eggs :o and nobody that I know of eats them :eek:

    *runs away from thread... QUICKLY*
    i am very much all about orally pleasing a woman. i'd say i eat eggs.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    I don't think anything would change. Women lactate, but that doesn't stop humans from drinking animal milk or eating the animals that produce it.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    wow....and i thought the forum had gone down hilll in the last couple of years....clearly, it was already a little wierd
    81 is now off the air

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