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Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
edited March 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Just like Chickens do....exactly like chicken eggs.

And they always had from the beginning of time.

How would this change our lives?

Our thinking?

Would we eat the eggs?



Keep in mind women (in this instance) would have been laying eggs before all written history and before organized religions and laws.
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    SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 24,809
    would we eat the eggs????

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe......................
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    If women laid eggs....

    I'd be eating placenta for breakfast.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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    JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    If women laid eggs....

    I'd be eating placenta for breakfast.

    In some countries it's customary for the family to eat the placenta after birth.
    NOPE!!!

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    lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    Just like Chickens do....exactly like chicken eggs.

    And they always had from the beginning of time.

    How would this change our lives?

    Our thinking?

    Would we eat the eggs?



    Keep in mind women (in this instance) would have been laying eggs before all written history and before organized religions and laws.
    Cain and Abel would have been hatched from eggs instead, that's all.
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeanie wrote:
    In some countries it's customary for the family to eat the placenta after birth.

    LOL yeah I know... so the joke was a little half-baked.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,776
    mmmm... chicken abortion.
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    Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    in a way... :o we do lay eggs :o and nobody that I know of eats them :eek:

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    JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    LOL yeah I know... so the joke was a little half-baked.


    Well it'd need to be a LOT BAKED for me and even then I'd need to be VERY, VERY, VERY DRUNK!!! :eek:
    NOPE!!!

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    mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,762
    cows give birth the same way as people, we don't have a problem eating them
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    Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    mookeywrench wrote:
    cows give birth the same way as people, we don't have a problem eating them
    but we don't eat people
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    Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    I was trippin out one Halloween years ago...

    I was at a buddy's house and I went to the fridge to grab some eggs.
    My buddy freaked...

    "those are mom's eggs...we can't throw those!!!!!"

    "oh my god" I said "are these like... Your brothers and sisters?"
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    Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    I was trippin out one Halloween years ago...

    I was at a buddy's house and I went to the fridge to grab some eggs.
    My buddy freaked...

    "those are mom's eggs...we can't throw those!!!!!"

    "oh my god" I said "are these like... Your brothers and sisters?"
    :D that's so funny... I can totally picture Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson doing that in a scene :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    I was trippin out one Halloween years ago...

    I was at a buddy's house and I went to the fridge to grab some eggs.
    My buddy freaked...

    "those are mom's eggs...we can't throw those!!!!!"

    "oh my god" I said "are these like... Your brothers and sisters?"

    HAhahahaha
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    Ladies... No maternity clothes

    You could actually go to work while daddy sat on the nest.
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    Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    every home would have an incubator



    C'mon:D
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    Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    Remember Mork and Mindy...I loved that show.

    Mork's leader was a baby.
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    SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 5,630
    And what came first?
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    tish wrote:
    And what came first?

    *ponders*
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    Mmmmmmmmmmmm Dan and Cheese Omelette.
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    eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    but we don't eat people


    If I was in a real scenario, like the movie "Alive", I would of had a full belly before the 1st ethical arguement broke out.

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    mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,762
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    but we don't eat people

    ohh i thought the question was, would we eat eggs in general.

    then no we wouldn't eat those eggs.
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    peacocoaNMOpeacocoaNMO Posts: 99
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    Just like Chickens do....exactly like chicken eggs.

    And they always had from the beginning of time.

    How would this change our lives?

    Our thinking?

    Would we eat the eggs?



    Keep in mind women (in this instance) would have been laying eggs before all written history and before organized religions and laws.

    damn dude. that's deep.
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    MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I'd say no. I don't like eggs much anyway, so I'm not embarrassed to say so.

    It's a difficult question that needs much thought. This should be on the MT. :)
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I'd say no. I don't like eggs much anyway, so I'm not embarrassed to say so.

    It's a difficult question that needs much thought. This should be on the MT. :)

    LOL
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    eyedclaar wrote:
    If I was in a real scenario, like the movie "Alive", I would of had a full belly before the 1st ethical arguement broke out.

    I eagerly await the days of Soylent Green!
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    BridgeBitchBridgeBitch Posts: 87
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    Goddamn... This is so off the wall I can't stop laughing...and now I've got the farts


    Egg farts? Those are nasty! :)
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    Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    I was lost as a child....


    It happened one Easter.

    The egg hunt went horribly awry.
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    decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,976
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    I was lost as a child....


    It happened one Easter.

    The egg hunt went horribly awry.


    :D
    hahahahahahaha.

    there's been quite a few good one-liners as of late. thanks for the entertainment. ;)



    and i see this thread idea has already been nicked and posted on the MT, and all i will say is...paraphrasing Whizbang....



    women do lay eggs, like a thud every month, from puberty to menopause. :D
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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    corycory Posts: 736
    I wonder what grilled human would taste like. If marinated properly, it couldn't be half bad. Would anybody like to eat me?
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    LesbelgesLesbelges Posts: 434
    I don't know how it would be like if women laid eggs, but i can say that the first person who ever ate an egg was incredibly brave!

    "look at what came out of that chicken's butt....Let's eat it!"
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