i was very uncomfortable when i first got one on a vacation to hawaii. it was outside in a tent...i kept thinking that someone was going to walk in. i finally did relax...i think i almost fell asleep i don't think i would get another full body massage...maybe just for my neck and back. but...i think everyone should at least give it a try, seems like a nice thing to do for yourself.
yes...i do feel like a human. i do not feel like a tree.
Had a pedi last week. mmmm....I have pretty toes again! : D
And I got another booked for the end of March and the lovely girl gives me a little foot massage when she's putting on the lotion.
I love having a pedi I can't wait to have pretty toes again. I think I am going for one next month too
Last time I got a little foot massage too.. I was a bit worried at first because I thought the man was going to give me my pedi and I thought "uh-oh I hope he doesn't massage my feet" :eek: but I ended up having one of the women *phew* although one of my friends laughed and said "oh relax I am sure you would have been able to keep your pants on " LMAO
I love having a pedi I can't wait to have pretty toes again. I think I am going for one next month too
Last time I got a little foot massage too.. I was a bit worried at first because I thought the man was going to give me my pedi and I thought "uh-oh I hope he doesn't massage my feet" :eek: but I ended up having one of the women *phew* although one of my friends laughed and said "oh relax I am sure you would have been able to keep your pants on " LMAO
Oh well I go to the podiatrist to get mine, and I have to paint my own toenails after, but they keep it nice and professional. Very clinical really! Better for both of us!
The first.. and only.. massage I got was in Japan. I was staying in a nice hotel and thought "what the hell.. it will feel good, and maybe the girl will be hot!":D As I was waiting for her to come up to my room I had all these thoughts going through my head.. do I leave my clothes on, strip down to my boxers, etc.;)
Anyways, she shows up and it turns out she is like 65 years old and doesn't speak a word of English. We had to use the operator in the lobby as a translator over the phone. So I tell the guy on the phone that I've never had a massage and just want it to feel good.. although I'm kind of freaked out about this old lady touching me now! Then she hangs up the phone, throws me on the bed, and proceeds to give me the most painful massage imagined!! In no way did it feel good, and the fact that I couldn't talk to her and tell her what to do just added to the nightmare :eek: Having a grandma rub you down... yep, that was definitely an awkward hour!!
Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
The first.. and only.. massage I got was in Japan. I was staying in a nice hotel and thought "what the hell.. it will feel good, and maybe the girl will be hot!":D As I was waiting for her to come up to my room I had all these thoughts going through my head.. do I leave my clothes on, strip down to my boxers, etc.;)
Anyways, she shows up and it turns out she is like 65 years old and doesn't speak a word of English. We had to use the operator in the lobby as a translator over the phone. So I tell the guy on the phone that I've never had a massage and just want it to feel good.. although I'm kind of freaked out about this old lady touching me now! Then she hangs up the phone, throws me on the bed, and proceeds to give me the most painful massage imagined!! In no way did it feel good, and the fact that I couldn't talk to her and tell her what to do just added to the nightmare :eek: Having a grandma rub you down... yep, that was definitely an awkward hour!!
The first.. and only.. massage I got was in Japan. I was staying in a nice hotel and thought "what the hell.. it will feel good, and maybe the girl will be hot!":D As I was waiting for her to come up to my room I had all these thoughts going through my head.. do I leave my clothes on, strip down to my boxers, etc.;)
Anyways, she shows up and it turns out she is like 65 years old and doesn't speak a word of English. We had to use the operator in the lobby as a translator over the phone. So I tell the guy on the phone that I've never had a massage and just want it to feel good.. although I'm kind of freaked out about this old lady touching me now! Then she hangs up the phone, throws me on the bed, and proceeds to give me the most painful massage imagined!! In no way did it feel good, and the fact that I couldn't talk to her and tell her what to do just added to the nightmare :eek: Having a grandma rub you down... yep, that was definitely an awkward hour!!
LMAO !!!! Sorry but that is HILARIOUS!! Did she rub a little Ben Gay on ya?
The first.. and only.. massage I got was in Japan. I was staying in a nice hotel and thought "what the hell.. it will feel good, and maybe the girl will be hot!":D As I was waiting for her to come up to my room I had all these thoughts going through my head.. do I leave my clothes on, strip down to my boxers, etc.; )
Anyways, she shows up and it turns out she is like 65 years old and doesn't speak a word of English. We had to use the operator in the lobby as a translator over the phone. So I tell the guy on the phone that I've never had a massage and just want it to feel good.. although I'm kind of freaked out about this old lady touching me now! Then she hangs up the phone, throws me on the bed, and proceeds to give me the most painful massage imagined!! In no way did it feel good, and the fact that I couldn't talk to her and tell her what to do just added to the nightmare : eek: Having a grandma rub you down... yep, that was definitely an awkward hour!!
yea yea yea.....but c'mon, just between us, you sport a little wood? :D
yea yea yea.....but c'mon, just between us, you sport a little wood? :D
dude one time in florida i took the wifey to a spa joint and i ended up getting talked into some scrub action. so i go in there (different room than wifey) and i have to strip down and put on this cloth piece of underwear that was so small it looked and felt like a piece of fucking sandpaper. so i put this thing on and have to hop up on the massage table and get hosed down with ice cold water. bad enough i had what looked like an 8 year old's underwear that had sat out in the mud for 7 days, i was so cold i had shrinkage beyond belief. and the 'underwear' was black of all colors!!!! then i have the 50 something year old woman come in and do the sandpaper-like seaweed scrub. talk about a turn off. i looked like a fucking idiot.
i'm in there for like 30 minutes getting sandpapered 60 grit style and then when i'm finished she gives me this look like 'why don't you have a woodie kid?' unreal.
dude one time in florida i took the wifey to a spa joint and i ended up getting talked into some scrub action. so i go in there (different room than wifey) and i have to strip down and put on this cloth piece of underwear that was so small it looked and felt like a piece of fucking sandpaper. so i put this thing on and have to hop up on the massage table and get hosed down with ice cold water. bad enough i had what looked like an 8 year old's underwear that had sat out in the mud for 7 days, i was so cold i had shrinkage beyond belief. and the 'underwear' was black of all colors!!!! then i have the 50 something year old woman come in and do the sandpaper-like seaweed scrub. talk about a turn off. i looked like a fucking idiot.
i'm in there for like 30 minutes getting sandpapered 60 grit style and then when i'm finished she gives me this look like 'why don't you have a woodie kid?' unreal.
The first.. and only.. massage I got was in Japan. I was staying in a nice hotel and thought "what the hell.. it will feel good, and maybe the girl will be hot!":D As I was waiting for her to come up to my room I had all these thoughts going through my head.. do I leave my clothes on, strip down to my boxers, etc.;)
Anyways, she shows up and it turns out she is like 65 years old and doesn't speak a word of English. We had to use the operator in the lobby as a translator over the phone. So I tell the guy on the phone that I've never had a massage and just want it to feel good.. although I'm kind of freaked out about this old lady touching me now! Then she hangs up the phone, throws me on the bed, and proceeds to give me the most painful massage imagined!! In no way did it feel good, and the fact that I couldn't talk to her and tell her what to do just added to the nightmare :eek: Having a grandma rub you down... yep, that was definitely an awkward hour!!
dude one time in florida i took the wifey to a spa joint and i ended up getting talked into some scrub action. so i go in there (different room than wifey) and i have to strip down and put on this cloth piece of underwear that was so small it looked and felt like a piece of fucking sandpaper. so i put this thing on and have to hop up on the massage table and get hosed down with ice cold water. bad enough i had what looked like an 8 year old's underwear that had sat out in the mud for 7 days, i was so cold i had shrinkage beyond belief. and the 'underwear' was black of all colors!!!! then i have the 50 something year old woman come in and do the sandpaper-like seaweed scrub. talk about a turn off. i looked like a fucking idiot.
i'm in there for like 30 minutes getting sandpapered 60 grit style and then when i'm finished she gives me this look like 'why don't you have a woodie kid?' unreal.
trailer you've been topped.....BIG TIME!! :D:D
and this is just another reason why no one should go to florida...:p
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Well I "need" a foot massage too... but alas
Pedicures are lovely though... treat yourself. You only live once
Had a pedi last week.
And I got another booked for the end of March and the lovely girl gives me a little foot massage when she's putting on the lotion.
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eh I got a pedicure once and I didn't really like it. didn't seem like something I want to spend too much money on.
you can get a mighty fine foot and leg massage with a good pedicure. and you don't have to spend a fortune if you do your research.
i've been trying to cut back on my spa expenditures.
it got to be a little ridiculous.
but i still can't shake the mani/pedi's.
I love having a pedi
Last time I got a little foot massage too.. I was a bit worried at first because I thought the man was going to give me my pedi and I thought "uh-oh I hope he doesn't massage my feet" :eek: but I ended up having one of the women *phew* although one of my friends laughed and said "oh relax I am sure you would have been able to keep your pants on " LMAO
oh it wasn't too expensive, I just didn't like it enough to regularly spend money on it.
Oh well I go to the podiatrist to get mine, and I have to paint my own toenails after, but they keep it nice and professional. Very clinical really! Better for both of us!
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Anyways, she shows up and it turns out she is like 65 years old and doesn't speak a word of English. We had to use the operator in the lobby as a translator over the phone. So I tell the guy on the phone that I've never had a massage and just want it to feel good.. although I'm kind of freaked out about this old lady touching me now! Then she hangs up the phone, throws me on the bed, and proceeds to give me the most painful massage imagined!! In no way did it feel good, and the fact that I couldn't talk to her and tell her what to do just added to the nightmare :eek: Having a grandma rub you down... yep, that was definitely an awkward hour!!
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LMAO !!!! Sorry but that is HILARIOUS!! Did she rub a little Ben Gay on ya?
yea yea yea.....but c'mon, just between us, you sport a little wood?
no.. but I think it moved!!
That's the sign!!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
hahahahaha....nice.....hahahahahaha
dude one time in florida i took the wifey to a spa joint and i ended up getting talked into some scrub action. so i go in there (different room than wifey) and i have to strip down and put on this cloth piece of underwear that was so small it looked and felt like a piece of fucking sandpaper. so i put this thing on and have to hop up on the massage table and get hosed down with ice cold water. bad enough i had what looked like an 8 year old's underwear that had sat out in the mud for 7 days, i was so cold i had shrinkage beyond belief. and the 'underwear' was black of all colors!!!! then i have the 50 something year old woman come in and do the sandpaper-like seaweed scrub. talk about a turn off. i looked like a fucking idiot.
i'm in there for like 30 minutes getting sandpapered 60 grit style and then when i'm finished she gives me this look like 'why don't you have a woodie kid?' unreal.
lol
lol! another awesome story
trailer you've been topped.....BIG TIME!!
and this is just another reason why no one should go to florida...:p
I have??
.. although I did leave out the whole alien probing incident that occured after the massage;)
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