I want to get one of those from a bitter family on the verge of collapse:
Timmy, now constantly says 'fuck' cause his daddy can't stay away from the OTB or strip joints. Speaking of Carl, that fat bastard, he was laid off again this year. So for the 7th consecutive year his New Year's resolution will be to maintain a steady job longer than he maintains an erection (lord knows those last far too long with his blue pills). Still no word from our lovely daughter, Abigail. Last we heard she was heading to Vegas to marry her ex-con boyfriend. Although upsetting at times, it does bring a tear to my eye as many of you know that's how I met Carl. Well I must be off to my third job. Lord knows those trucks don't clear the snow by themselves. Wish me luck and send crank if you have it. All my best,
The Johnsons.
actually, that card would probably be breath of fresh air compared with all the usual ones I get!
good for you d2d! a wife who doesn't act like her husband's mother!
I am somewhat of an amatuer photographer- well at least I know how to take a good photo, get exposures right, etc, and I actually TRY to do so-and the CRAP that people send out to everyone they know baffles me. It's like oh, there's baby suzi, with red eye.
i have never, nor will i ever....remotely take on the role of 'mommy' for my husband. yikes!
and yes, the average pic of the rugrats...human or animal....are quite sad. the average person can't take a pic to save their life, hahaha.....and they just look at who's in the pic, are they in christmas garb...and that's it. not to say that on occasion i haven't gotten a great pic, but more often than not....nope. and yes, i quite honestly am not interested in any pics of people's family for my holiday greetings, but that's me.
so yes, i send cards to those dear to me who i will not see in person during the holidays, maybe not at all during the year period! if hubby would like to do so, he surely can....but beyond a card for me....it's nevr happened yet. i DO however, send cards to his dad, bro, sis and 1 aunt...just because.
well I did send a few before we got married-especially to my lady firends
but she gets into it, orders custom cards also from a local artist, keeps an electronic list etc.....its her thing-and she does hand write each and every one.
Im lucky, she likes it.
i like it too, otherwise i'd not do it. however, to send cards to his and mine distant relatives, all his firneds, most of whom we see regularly, etc....nah, i don't like it that much. funny too, almost all the years of our marriage, we got rather *known* for our cards, b/c i always send a particular photogrpaher's work. i think everything to do with the holidays should truly be done with love, b/c you WANt to, b/c you enjoy doing so, sharing/giving, etc. thus why i vastly reduced my list....b/c if it ain't fun, i'm not doing it for the holidays.
i will say i finally got the avery label program - in the past i just had a blank label template for generic labels - and i truly enjoyed updating my address labels this year. haha.
I just finished printing off a crapload of 'Happy Holiday' letters... complete with all of us... Me... Sennin & the kids... in a lovely autumn setting photo... with santa hats drawn on... on the top of the letter... with a couple of little elf graphics on each side...
a little message about what's happened during the year... hopes and wishes for Happy Times & Good Health & Cheer and All That...
...
and then I see this...
:(
*LOL* !
hahha...
now I'm going to enjoy stuffing them into the envelopes even more
Exercising her will to lose control...
she lets go
i like it too, otherwise i'd not do it. however, to send cards to his and mine distant relatives, all his firneds, most of whom we see regularly, etc....nah, i don't like it that much. funny too, almost all the years of our marriage, we got rather *known* for our cards, b/c i always send a particular photogrpaher's work. i think everything to do with the holidays should truly be done with love, b/c you WANt to, b/c you enjoy doing so, sharing/giving, etc. thus why i vastly reduced my list....b/c if it ain't fun, i'm not doing it for the holidays.
i will say i finally got the avery label program - in the past i just had a blank label template for generic labels - and i truly enjoyed updating my address labels this year. haha.
gotta show off the rugrat, I think thats why she loves to do it
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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i did for a number of years.....quit doing it last year.
i did for a number of years.....quit doing it last year.
did you hold a press conference to announce your retirement?
He's taking his talents to e-cards now.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
maybe a sit down interview with the local chicago news?
"Paper cards are over. Shut that cesspool down. I'm going digital."
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
i've been known to send cards, letters & parcels all year round
yeah i know
i'm the shit
also, sometimes i send christmas cards in the middle of the summer
105 degrees = a nice time for someone to open a hohoho merry christmas
i'm sweatin my fanny right off over here
enjoy the holidays
card
i did for a number of years.....quit doing it last year.
I'm not sending you a card this year.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
dad call,3 more cards arrive... wtf he was trying to say spelling that name??
its all cinese to me
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 - Detroit
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actually, that card would probably be breath of fresh air compared with all the usual ones I get!
A little bit of honesty never hurt anybody, right?!?!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
i have never, nor will i ever....remotely take on the role of 'mommy' for my husband.
and yes, the average pic of the rugrats...human or animal....are quite sad. the average person can't take a pic to save their life, hahaha.....and they just look at who's in the pic, are they in christmas garb...and that's it. not to say that on occasion i haven't gotten a great pic, but more often than not....nope. and yes, i quite honestly am not interested in any pics of people's family for my holiday greetings, but that's me.
so yes, i send cards to those dear to me who i will not see in person during the holidays, maybe not at all during the year period! if hubby would like to do so, he surely can....but beyond a card for me....it's nevr happened yet.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
but here...
i like it too, otherwise i'd not do it. however, to send cards to his and mine distant relatives, all his firneds, most of whom we see regularly, etc....nah, i don't like it that much. funny too, almost all the years of our marriage, we got rather *known* for our cards, b/c i always send a particular photogrpaher's work.
i will say i finally got the avery label program - in the past i just had a blank label template for generic labels - and i truly enjoyed updating my address labels this year.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
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a little message about what's happened during the year... hopes and wishes for Happy Times & Good Health & Cheer and All That...
...
and then I see this...
:(
*LOL* !
hahha...
now I'm going to enjoy stuffing them into the envelopes even more
she lets go
gotta show off the rugrat, I think thats why she loves to do it
ugh.
ya I know
but I dont get involved
it gets done and thats all I care about
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
did you hold a press conference to announce your retirement?
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
He's taking his talents to e-cards now.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
maybe a sit down interview with the local chicago news?
"Paper cards are over. Shut that cesspool down. I'm going digital."
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
yeah i know
i'm the shit
also, sometimes i send christmas cards in the middle of the summer
105 degrees = a nice time for someone to open a hohoho merry christmas
i'm sweatin my fanny right off over here
enjoy the holidays
card
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I'm not sending you a card this year.
- Christopher McCandless
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
its all cinese to me
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
2003 ~ Toronto
2005 ~ London, Toronto
2006 ~ Toronto
2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
:( i miss yours