I am that neighbor...

CHANGEinWAVES

Foxy Mop wrote:

You should be nominated for this!
http://www.diynetwork.com/diy/shows_ddsl/


About Desperate Landscapes

Nothing is more embarrassing than having the ugliest yard on the block — especially when your neighbors call you out! Armed with creative solutions, in one day licensed contractor Jason Cameron transforms a negligent neighbor’s troubled yard into an outdoor show place.

i wouldn't say my yard is the ugliest....but i would say i most likely am the craziest in the neighborhood:) (or all the other crazies stay inside!!)

Wobbie

writersu wrote:

hey, you went to MY high school evidently. where all the kids couldn't spell worth a crap and "hi" was always "high"..........

wow...........the 70's..........

Yep - it was just like that movie, "Dazed and Confused."

CityMouse

I don't really have a yard, just a huge hedge and a little patch of grass- anyway it was OUT OF CONTROL all summer. People couldn't get down the sidewalk because this hedge was just growing everywhere...I could barely see out my windows! the grass had become a jungle- I need a machetee (sp?) to get my barrels on trash day...there are snails all over the place...however, this was not my problem, because I rent...but I was getting pissed because my landlord was not doing ANYTHING and it was getting embarrassing to be in the worst house in the neighborhood. But I came home from the EV show friday and the hedge had been trimmed and the grass cut! it was like christmas moring! Unfortunately, I think he does the yard work once a year...

writersu

imalive wrote:

Yep - it was just like that movie, "Dazed and Confused."

yeah, when the only question one would ask when given a colorful pill, "will it get me off?".

so glad to have worked that out then and been over it by now. it would so suck for me to be wasted these days. hell, I am confused enough.....

right?

Steve Dunne

Walkin around quoting Caddyshack lines won't endear you to the neighbors either!!

"Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my..."

writersu

Steve Dunne wrote:

Walkin around quoting Caddyshack lines won't endear you to the neighbors either!!

"Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my..."

here is a thought,......forgive me guys for this take on this, but girls, if you see a single guy in your neighborhood that you find hot, you should say, as you are trying to work your hose, lawnmower, etc.

"I just don't GET this.....can your please help me?" ...........(you big caveman, grass cutter hunk of male...........(ok making myself sick here....you get it).............

I told my friends I was thinking about becoming a "Home Depot hooker", (which work if I was out there--but am not--nor think I could pull this off--just a joke---truly---), and say, "hey are you a painter?"....to be pulled off as a "plumber, concrete guy", or anything else I may need worked on in my home.

but then I joked and said that when you are young, you say things like, "I would never!" and then you are my age one day and say things like "I COULD never!!"......in other words no one would PAY for this shit.......

just a joke, just a thought. I'm your friend, please don't yell at me........

Steve Dunne

writersu wrote:

here is a thought,......forgive me guys for this take on this, but girls, if you see a single guy in your neighborhood that you find hot, you should say, as you are trying to work your hose, lawnmower, etc.

"I just don't GET this.....can your please help me?" ...........(you big caveman, grass cutter hunk of male...........(ok making myself sick here....you get it).............

I told my friends I was thinking about becoming a "Home Depot hooker", (which work if I was out there--but am not--nor think I could pull this off--just a joke---truly---), and say, "hey are you a painter?"....to be pulled off as a "plumber, concrete guy", or anything else I may need worked on in my home.

but then I joked and said that when you are young, you say things like, "I would never!" and then you are my age one day and say things like "I COULD never!!"......in other words no one would PAY for this shit.......

just a joke, just a thought. I'm your friend, please don't yell at me........

Oh man I can see you now...

"Excuse me sir, do you think you could come to my house and fix my spritzer valve???"



I can think of a few people here...

writersu

Steve Dunne wrote:

Oh man I can see you now...

"Excuse me sir, do you think you could come to my house and fix my spritzer valve???"



I can think of a few people here...

yeah, see, what did someone call it in a another thread, "the power of the p---y"?

work it young women.....(not girls; too much heartache)

that's what we were suppose to do...........


(ok, so I am now making myself sicker than a dog.........but it worked wonders for Charro, "how you say?" and men loved her.............so see my point?)