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I am a sick fuck.

harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited November 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Every time I sneeze it feels like my brain is going to fall out :(

I'm not worried about the pain but I don't want to lose my intelligence and dry wit.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Gargle some Jagermeister and then swallow.

    Or just mainline it.

    Kills all known diseases, even AIDS apparently.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Painkillers, fluids, rest and keep warm. But then I already told you that :p

    Nurses orders ;)
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Painkillers, fluids, rest and keep warm. But then I already told you that :p

    Nurses orders ;)
    Is that some kind of roleplay thing you guys do? ;)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Is that some kind of roleplay thing you guys do? ;)
    2 1/2 years of nurse training comes in handy sometimes :p
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Is that some kind of roleplay thing you guys do? ;)

    Not a bad idea that....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Painkillers, fluids, rest and keep warm. But then I already told you that :p

    this is your perfect excuse to watch movies all day. :D

    and just be grateful you're not coughing. :(
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Nurses orders ;)

    yeah, I'd listen to her if I were you. :p
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    wait i thought you were a harmless little fuck....now you're a sick fuck? fuck off! ;):p:D:D

    hope you feel better mark :o
  • stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    you went from a harmless lil fuck to a sick lil fuck?
    damn, well I hope you feel better ;)


    EDIT-NVM

    thanx cutback...we just jinxed each other
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
    ************************************
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    stickboy wrote:
    you went from a harmless lil fuck to a sick lil fuck?
    damn, well I hope you feel better ;)


    EDIT-NVM

    thanx cutback...we just jinxed each other

    :p:D
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Not a bad idea that....
    I just sow the seeds, sit back and watch them grow :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I just sneezed again.. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! :(
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I just sow the seeds, sit back and watch them grow :p

    You ain't watching nothing! :p
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I just sneezed again.. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! :(


    heineken hells once told me a sneeze was 1/10th of an orgasm...

    hi my name is dunk.. its been 6 hours since i last snorted pepper
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    heineken hells once told me a sneeze was 1/10th of an orgasm...

    hi my name is dunk.. its been 6 hours since i last snorted pepper

    Pepper? Hey, maybe that'll help... pass us some?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    You ain't watching nothing! :p
    :(

    :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Every time I sneeze it feels like my brain is going to fall out :(

    I'm not worried about the pain but I don't want to lose my intelligence and dry wit.

    you ARE very funny.

    also, your username has the dirty word bleeped with ****, but you typed it in your thread.
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    iluvcats wrote:
    you ARE very funny.

    also, your username has the dirty word bleeped with ****, but you typed it in your thread.

    Yeah, when I joined I didn't know to what extent this was a family forum... I didn't want to contribute to 10 year-olds saying too many Shit Wank Fuck and Bollocks'.

    Btw kids, if you're reading, those are the names of my dogs :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    dunkman wrote:
    heineken hells once told me a sneeze was 1/10th of an orgasm...

    yeah, I remember that. I've always sort of liked sneezing whether the above statement is true or not.

    though.. I only like random sneezing, not illness-induced.
    dunkman wrote:
    hi my name is dunk.. its been 6 hours since i last snorted pepper

    what kind of pepper?
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    eMMI wrote:
    yeah, I remember that. I've always sort of liked sneezing whether the above statement is true or not.

    though.. I only like random sneezing, not illness-induced.



    what kind of pepper?

    Dr.?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Dr.?

    *bleurgh*
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    eMMI wrote:
    *bleurgh*
    :eek: I'm sorry eMMI... we can't be friends anymore :( Dr Pepper rules.








    :p
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • stickboystickboy Posts: 2,981
    cutback wrote:
    :p:D
    I thought I was high for a sec when I clicked submit! :p
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
    ************************************
  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    the other day I said you were a blonde. and you have brown hair...

    I know I'm not crazy! It was on a website and you were getting ready for a pearl jam gathering. maybe it was a picture of you from 5-10 years ago. most people post old pics of themselves online :D (b/c now they look SO different)

    do you remember? I know this has nothing to do with this thread, but you replied to me the other day and I forgot to reply.
    9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
    8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
    10/10 - Brad in B'more
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    iluvcats wrote:
    the other day I said you were a blonde. and you have brown hair...

    I know I'm not crazy! It was on a website and you were getting ready for a pearl jam gathering. maybe it was a picture of you from 5-10 years ago. most people post old pics of themselves online :D (b/c now they look SO different)

    do you remember? I know this has nothing to do with this thread, but you replied to me the other day and I forgot to reply.

    Yeah, I reckon that was my Myspace? I had bleached hair there. Pretty bad...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    urbanhippie wrote:
    :eek: I'm sorry eMMI... we can't be friends anymore : ( Dr Pepper rules.

    :eek: I never thought it would end like this. :(
    urbanhippie wrote:
    :p

    ;)
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Music For RhinosMusic For Rhinos Posts: 1,693
    oh man,...this thread reminds me...

    I saw an episode of this medical show on tv and there was this guy who would sneeze and every sneeze was extremely painful and he would get dizzy and have bad headaches and all these problems, that would start up right after every single time he sneezed.

    I dont remember all the specifics, but he had a problem with his brain, dont know if it was a tumor or what, but LITERALLY, every time he sneezed, he was sneezing parts of his brain out.

    He ended up okay as I recall.
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    I'm poorly too :(

    A horrid little cold has been trying to catch me out over the last few weeks but due to not even stopping for breath, it hasn't had chance. Anyway, last night I was relaxing with Dave (just the two of us, for the first time in ages) and it hit. Last night was horrendous, this morning I haven't stopped coughing or sneezing and Dave has hardly slept due to my poorly snoring... I feel so ill today it's unreal :(
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Music For Rhinos wrote:
    every time he sneezed, he was sneezing parts of his brain out.

    He ended up okay as I recall.

    The day I sneeze my brains out and feel o.k afterward is the day I begin to ask myself some serious questions.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I'm poorly too :(

    A horrid little cold has been trying to catch me out over the last few weeks but due to not even stopping for breath, it hasn't had chance. Anyway, last night I was relaxing with Dave (just the two of us, for the first time in ages) and it hit. Last night was horrendous, this morning I haven't stopped coughing or sneezing and Dave has hardly slept due to my poorly snoring... I feel so ill today it's unreal :(

    It's that time of the year. It's cold outside so your body instinctively looks for a reason to stay at home from work and watch dvd's all day. :)
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