'True Story.'

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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Well then I have to give props to Cory then don't I, so as not to plagiarise....

    Thanks Cory. And don't worry... I don't use it in my daily life because verbally, I haven't got the comedic talents to deliver it right. You'll have to tell me how it's supposed to sound if we ever meet..

    You know being invisible doesn't work if you still keep posting. ;)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    You know being invisible doesn't work if you still keep posting. ;)

    I'm invisible?? I didn't even know... I am WEENING myself off til Monday!

    And I seem to be spelling WEANING differently every time I write it.... so either I change the word (which I don't want to do because it serves my communicative purpose perfectly), or someone needs to tell me how it's supposed to be fuckin spelt...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Seriously, you are turning into cory. First the goodbye post, then 'true story' and now you're invisible! :eek:
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'm invisible?? I didn't even know... I am WEENING myself off til Monday!

    And I seem to be spelling WEANING differently every time I write it.... so either I change the word (which I don't want to do because it serves my communicative purpose perfectly), or some needs to tell how it's supposed to fuckin spelt...

    Don't ask me. I can't spell exstaticely! Or airhed!
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Don't ask me. I can't spell exstaticely! Or airhed!
    Oh the irony of spelling it airhed... :D

    I'm kidding! :o
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Seriously, you are turning into cory. First the goodbye post, then 'true story' and now you're invisible! :eek:

    Yes well me and Cory are both genies in a lamp..

    True yarn.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    True yarn.

    indubitable anecdote
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    indubitable anecdote

    Accurate narrative.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Yes well me and Cory are both genies in a lamp..

    True yarn.

    Bah! The mystery's gone now... :mad: :D
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Bah! The mystery's gone now... :mad: :D

    Oh crap.... OK so I was lying; now you have to guess what I actually am...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Oh crap.... OK so I was lying; now you have to guess what I actually am...

    Nope! Too late! ;):)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Nope! Too late! ;):)

    Aahaarggghhhhhffaaahrrrrghhhhgdss NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    So are you saying that genies aren't mysterious?

    I can have you sent to the evil Sultan to be hung, drawn and quartered for saying stuff like that!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:

    I can have you sent to the evil Sultan to be hung, drawn and quartered for saying stuff like that!


    whats so scary about a sun-dried grape... :confused:


    oooohhhh Sultan :o ... i thought you said "sun dried grape"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    whats so scary about a sun-dried grape... :confused:


    oooohhhh Sultan :o ... i thought you said "sun dried grape"

    I imagine an evil, red-eyed man in white with a scimitar when I say 'evil Sultan'. Why is it that you can't think of anything else but fruit, you old fruit?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    Krusty: So, i called my friend Sting. He said, "Krusty when do you need me?" I said, "thursday". He said "I'm busy thursday", so I said "How about friday?", he said "Friday's worse that Thursday", then HE said "How about Saturday?" I said, "That's fine".
    ........True story.
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Hitch-Hiker wrote:
    Krusty: So, i called my friend Sting. He said, "Krusty when do you need me?" I said, "thursday". He said "I'm busy thursday", so I said "How about friday?", he said "Friday's worse that Thursday", then HE said "How about Saturday?" I said, "That's fine".
    ........True story.

    LOL
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I imagine an evil, red-eyed man in white with a scimitar when I say 'evil Sultan'. Why is it that you can't think of anything else but fruit, you old fruit?


    so you know what a scimitar is but you can't spell 'wean' properly... weird boy :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    so you know what a scimitar is but you can't spell 'wean' properly... weird boy :D

    I am very multi-cultural....

    and I have a large mythical weapon collection in my cellar.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    'true story' is Cory's thing i believe... he might be mad at you :o


    p.s. p.s. is mine ;)

    Well if "true story" is Cory's, and "p.s." is dunks, then "droopy balls" are mine and NO ONE wants to touch that!

    Droopy Balls
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Well if "true story" is Cory's, and "p.s." is dunks, then "droopy balls" are mine and NO ONE wants to touch that!

    Droopy Balls

    i think everyone should have a catchphrase..

    p.s. droopy balls? true story?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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