I can have you sent to the evil Sultan to be hung, drawn and quartered for saying stuff like that!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I can have you sent to the evil Sultan to be hung, drawn and quartered for saying stuff like that!
whats so scary about a sun-dried grape...
oooohhhh Sultan ... i thought you said "sun dried grape"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oooohhhh Sultan ... i thought you said "sun dried grape"
I imagine an evil, red-eyed man in white with a scimitar when I say 'evil Sultan'. Why is it that you can't think of anything else but fruit, you old fruit?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Krusty: So, i called my friend Sting. He said, "Krusty when do you need me?" I said, "thursday". He said "I'm busy thursday", so I said "How about friday?", he said "Friday's worse that Thursday", then HE said "How about Saturday?" I said, "That's fine".
........True story.
Krusty: So, i called my friend Sting. He said, "Krusty when do you need me?" I said, "thursday". He said "I'm busy thursday", so I said "How about friday?", he said "Friday's worse that Thursday", then HE said "How about Saturday?" I said, "That's fine".
........True story.
LOL
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I imagine an evil, red-eyed man in white with a scimitar when I say 'evil Sultan'. Why is it that you can't think of anything else but fruit, you old fruit?
so you know what a scimitar is but you can't spell 'wean' properly... weird boy
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
so you know what a scimitar is but you can't spell 'wean' properly... weird boy
I am very multi-cultural....
and I have a large mythical weapon collection in my cellar.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Well if "true story" is Cory's, and "p.s." is dunks, then "droopy balls" are mine and NO ONE wants to touch that!
Droopy Balls
i think everyone should have a catchphrase..
p.s. droopy balls? true story?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I'm all for a catchphrase! But then again I'm all for adding in three "fucks" to every sentence when ordering fast food. It really throws the workers for a loop.
Droopy Balls!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
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Nope! Too late!
Aahaarggghhhhhffaaahrrrrghhhhgdss NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
So are you saying that genies aren't mysterious?
I can have you sent to the evil Sultan to be hung, drawn and quartered for saying stuff like that!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
whats so scary about a sun-dried grape...
oooohhhh Sultan
I imagine an evil, red-eyed man in white with a scimitar when I say 'evil Sultan'. Why is it that you can't think of anything else but fruit, you old fruit?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
........True story.
LOL
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
so you know what a scimitar is but you can't spell 'wean' properly... weird boy
I am very multi-cultural....
and I have a large mythical weapon collection in my cellar.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Well if "true story" is Cory's, and "p.s." is dunks, then "droopy balls" are mine and NO ONE wants to touch that!
Droopy Balls
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
i think everyone should have a catchphrase..
p.s. droopy balls? true story?
I'm all for a catchphrase! But then again I'm all for adding in three "fucks" to every sentence when ordering fast food. It really throws the workers for a loop.
Droopy Balls!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"