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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    oh my god...I must have some sort of deficiency...THAT even got me started up again.

    people! I am still at work! this is really not fair!

    Quick! Envision Wilford Brimley in a speedo swimming in two gallons of Quaker Oats. That helps me out everytime! Except when I'm hot for Wilford.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    oh my god...I must have some sort of deficiency...THAT even got me started up again.

    people! I am still at work! this is really not fair!

    Come on, face it... As of tonight, you're BATTING FOR THE OTHER TEAM!! :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Quick! Envision Wilford Brimley in a speedo swimming in two gallons of Quaker Oats. That helps me out everytime! Except when I'm hot for Wilford.

    That won't help her. You heard the woman, she has a serious deficiency.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 5,752
    What's a woman's four favorite animals?

    A jag in the driveway
    A mink in the closet
    A tiger in the bedroom
    And a jackass to pay for it all.

    :D
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    tish wrote:
    What's a woman's four favorite animals?

    A jag in the driveway
    A mink in the closet
    A tiger in the bedroom
    And a jackass to pay for it all.

    :D

    I thought it was the Rampant Rabbit?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Quick! Envision Wilford Brimley in a speedo swimming in two gallons of Quaker Oats. That helps me out everytime! Except when I'm hot for Wilford.

    oh my god...I love Quaker Oats...they are so slimey and knotty and warm and gooey...have you ever felt them between your toes...

    wait. Wilford Brimley has that excellent pornstache!!

    oh lord *begins rocking to and fro*
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    oh my god...I love Quaker Oats...they are so slimey and knotty and warm and gooey...have you ever felt them between your toes...

    wait. Wilford Brimley has that excellent pornstache!!

    oh lord *begins rocking to and fro*


    ok seriously the boyfriend better take care of you......wilford brimley????
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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cutback wrote:
    ok seriously the boyfriend better take care of you......wilford brimley????

    As a heterosexual male, even I can't resist how he pronounces Diabetes.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    As a heterosexual male, even I can't resist how he pronounces Diabetes.

    You should hear me pronounce Spina Bifida.... You'd go mental. So to speak.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    As a heterosexual male, even I can't resist how he pronounces Diabetes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_JmrHnCe70

    oh GOD give it to me DADDDDY!!!!
    diabetus

    sugar shock OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_JmrHnCe70

    oh GOD give it to me DADDDDY!!!!
    diabetus

    sugar shock OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    DAMMIT! Never any Kleenex in sight when needed!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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    FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Whoooarrrrrrghhhhh .... Thora Hird ....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFyewlbHcpc


    Oh sorry, did you say Thora Birch? Who?



    :D
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    SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 5,752
    FIPS, I can see I have competition for the horny bitch position on this site!
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    mookie blaylock 10mookie blaylock 10 Posts: 4,042
    does marcellus wallace look like a bitch!?! :confused:
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    FIPS, I can see I have competition for the horny bitch position on this site!

    no no no you can have it...I want this shit all cleared up soon.

    this is so not a good way to spend the last hour at work...lemme tell ya, lord.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Whoooarrrrrrghhhhh .... Thora Hird ....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFyewlbHcpc


    Oh sorry, did you say Thora Birch? Who?



    :D

    What do you think of Thora Birch Fins; I'm interested in your take.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    What do you think of Thora Birch Fins; I'm interested in your take.


    Well, I'd take her. That's for sure.
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Well, I'd take her. That's for sure.

    Good man.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Actually, I'd take Scarlett whatsherface, first:

    http://www.dotpod.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/scarlettjohannson.jpg
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,146
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Actually, I'd take Scarlett whatsherface, first:

    http://www.dotpod.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/scarlettjohannson.jpg


    in the history of the photograph, that is top 5....:o :D
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    lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Someone's got that American Beauty window scene on pause!
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Saturnal wrote:
    Someone's got that American Beauty window scene on pause!

    :eek:

    Busted! :o
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Actually, I'd take Scarlett whatsherface, first:

    http://www.dotpod.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/scarlettjohannson.jpg

    Dude that's one hell of a photograph... But I dunno, put Thora Birch in the same get-up.... and I dunno, it'd be a big toss-up.

    :D

    I said toss-up.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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