The straw that broke the camel's back!

harmless_little_f***
harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
You know when you've had the shittest day ever, and you get in the house at the end of it thinking, 'Well it's got to get better from now on!' and that's when the straw that broke the camel's back happens..

I was wheeling back home in the rain and the cold thinking 'Shall I get a take away?' No I thought, better be a good boy, money's crap at the moment and all.. better be responsible. So I put a pizza in the oven. I'm really, really looking forward to it as well.. so much better than a take away. I open the oven. The fire alarm goes off. It startles the crap out of me. I drop the pizza, face down, on the floor!

So guess who's getting a take away tonight? I might get some beers too. Anyone want one?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • pjtaper
    pjtaper Posts: 3,020
    yeah, I'll take a beer, but it isn't 11am yet...
    got pabst?
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    pjtaper wrote:
    yeah, I'll take a beer, but it isn't 11am yet...
    got pabst?

    pabst?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    pabst? :confused:
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    redrock wrote:
    pabst? :confused:

    LOL

    Is it something like 'Got milk?' but different?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    What are you having? Pizza again? Chinese? Indian?

    I'll have a beer while I'm waiting for the food to come. You're ordering, right?
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    redrock wrote:
    What are you having? Pizza again? Chinese? Indian?

    I'll have a beer while I'm waiting for the food to come. You're ordering, right?

    No doubt. Make no mistake.

    I'm going to have chinese because I just have to cross the road for it and they take cards, which is rare in these parts.... 'no, just cash! only cash!' :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    Lemon chicken and special fried rice please.
  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,187
    redrock wrote:
    pabst? :confused:

    Pabst = Shite Beer ;)
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Pabst = Shite Beer ;)

    News to me :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    redrock wrote:
    Lemon chicken and special fried rice please.

    Lemon chicken... yum.... except I had that the other day so I was thinking crispy shredded beef today
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    I felt compelled to google it. American beer is usually shite. Cat's piss really.
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    hmm. I don't really drink beer but I could take a glass of water? :o


    ooh, this reminds me - I did remember to bring something to eat to work. :D woo!! now if only I'd have time to eat it, I'm starving.


    PS: sorry to hear you've had a shite day. *hugs*
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Lemon chicken... yum.... except I had that the other day so I was thinking crispy shredded beef today

    I'd love lemon chicken but I'm having merguez in baguette tonight. Friday night is junk night in our household!
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    No doubt. Make no mistake.

    I'm going to have chinese because I just have to cross the road for it and they take cards, which is rare in these parts.... 'no, just cash! only cash!' :D

    I'll take tofu garlic with spicy sauce and steamed rice.

    what type of beer do you have??

    :D

    hey while we are eating, do you mind if I watch a PJ dvd and just chillax on the floor by your feets?? ;) um, figuratively of course.

    btw- that camel is a dirty bastard and i totally hate when his fucking back breaks because it's like such a douche thing for that goddam camel to do! so I say maybe we should stop asking the buggery ass to carry straw :D
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    the straw that broke the camels back???... fucking sappy camels, did it have brittle bone disease or something?

    the anvil that broke the camels back... now thats a fucking proverb ehhhh thingy
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I'll take tofu garlic with spicy sauce and steamed rice.

    what type of beer do you have??

    :D

    hey while we are eating, do you mind if I watch a PJ dvd and just chillax on the floor by your feets?? ;) um, figuratively of course.

    Only figuratively? They need to make a 'gravely disappointed' smiley.

    I haven't got the beer yet; will make a seperate trip for it.
    btw- that camel is a dirty bastard and i totally hate when his fucking back breaks because it's like such a douche thing for that goddam camel to do! so I say maybe we should stop asking the buggery ass to carry straw :D

    HAHA too right.... 'Are you a camel, or a mouse? Get your back into it!'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    the straw that broke the camels back???... fucking sappy camels, did it have brittle bone disease or something?

    the anvil that broke the camels back... now thats a fucking proverb ehhhh thingy

    yeah because camels always carry anvils :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    yeah because camels always carry anvils :D

    i've never seen one carry straw... normally just tourists.


    the tourist that broke the camels back? genius ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i've never seen one carry straw... normally just tourists.


    the tourist that broke the camels back? genius ;)

    the American tourist that broke the camel's back.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    dunkman wrote:
    i've never seen one carry straw... normally just tourists.


    the tourist that broke the camels back? genius ;)

    I looked up fat man on a camel and this is what I found:

    http://prezwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/elvis.gif

    I guess it's not what you meant.
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