I need a fucking bottle opener!

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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    soak the cork...
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    stu gee wrote:
    I never really drink wine anyway, well not that kind of wine.

    If the monks dont make it i dont drink it.

    Stop being so holier than thou! :P You're dismissing a whole load of heathen drinks, you biggot! Maybe we should take this to the AMT?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    stu gee wrote:
    I never really drink wine anyway, well not that kind of wine.

    If the monks dont make it i dont drink it.


    i've never tried Buckfast :o

    i always thought it was drunk by the doyen of the poor ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    flip a bic
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    dunkman wrote:
    i've never tried Buckfast :o

    i always thought it was drunk by the doyen of the poor ;)

    It has always been seen as a drink for the young, the poor or the 'neds' as far as i remember. I started drinking it when i began getting my first carryouts, when i was maybe 13 as that's what everyone in school drank. Drank it most weekends untill i got to about 17 and i began sticking to beer and vodka, partly to avoid being labeled a ned. Then i got to about 19 and thought, what the hell, i actually quite enjoy the taste of it and if people want to judge others on what they drink then that is their problem.

    Im 23 now and still drink it pretty frequently, and know people twice my age who are the same! At £5 pounds a bottle and 15% you cant really complain. Its made in the south of england but exported all over the world, although according to sales figures, glasgow/west central scotland has by far the most sales. Hear a lot of people referring to it as Coatbridge table wine lol
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    stu gee wrote:
    At £5 pounds a bottle and 15% you cant really complain.


    as a typical scotsman this is what i cant work out.. i buy wine at £3 a bottle that is 14%.... so for £6 i could fucking hammered, whereas neds buy it for £5 a bottle and its only a 1% more proof.. they should drink sherry or Aldi vodka straight.. or even better they should try and swallow gas canisters and kill themselves...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    stu gee wrote:
    It has always been seen as a drink for the young, the poor or the 'neds' as far as i remember. I started drinking it when i began getting my first carryouts, when i was maybe 13 as that's what everyone in school drank. Drank it most weekends untill i got to about 17 and i began sticking to beer and vodka, partly to avoid being labeled a ned. Then i got to about 19 and thought, what the hell, i actually quite enjoy the taste of it and if people want to judge others on what they drink then that is their problem.

    Im 23 now and still drink it pretty frequently, and know people twice my age who are the same! At £5 pounds a bottle and 15% you cant really complain. Its made in the south of england but exported all over the world, although according to sales figures, glasgow/west central scotland has by far the most sales. Hear a lot of people referring to it as Coatbridge table wine lol

    I actually really like Red Square and people tell me it's a chav drink.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    i was about to say, the determination people have to drink astounds me. pretty damn impressive :D

    seriously!!!! you gotta DO whatchu gotta DO!!!!
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    dunkman wrote:
    as a typical scotsman this is what i cant work out.. i buy wine at £3 a bottle that is 14%.... so for £6 i could fucking hammered, whereas neds buy it for £5 a bottle and its only a 1% more proof.. they should drink sherry or Aldi vodka straight.. or even better they should try and swallow gas canisters and kill themselves...


    And Buckfast gives you the splatters in the morning.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    And Buckfast gives you the splatters in the morning.

    see!!! Fins knows this shit .... so to speak ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    dunkman wrote:
    as a typical scotsman this is what i cant work out.. i buy wine at £3 a bottle that is 14%.... so for £6 i could fucking hammered, whereas neds buy it for £5 a bottle and its only a 1% more proof.. they should drink sherry or Aldi vodka straight.. or even better they should try and swallow gas canisters and kill themselves...

    But i dont like the taste of normal wine, neither do i like cherry or straight vodka. I like buckfast. I more often than not drink lager than anything else to be honest, but probably go through a bottle of buckfast a week at least.

    I never really drink red square, dont a big fan of the alcopop type drinks really.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    If im going to get the shits on drink ill get it whatever i drink. I never get it that bad and have never noticed buckfast to be any worse than anything else.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Buckfast is the dirty shit. I'd rather kill myself with something classy like, oh I dunno, £2 wine even :p

    ps, I'm pretty fucked right now on various things.
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Buckfast is the dirty shit. I'd rather kill myself with something classy like, oh I dunno, £2 wine even :p

    ps, I'm pretty fucked right now on various things.

    Me too! :D I'm pretty fucked on cider..
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    Nah, buckfast all the way lol. Maybe even a bit of concord afterwards, or some mad dog2020. Takes me back to my early, early drinking years, drinking in the streets as a young hooligan lol
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    stu gee wrote:
    Nah, buckfast all the way lol. Maybe even a bit of concord afterwards, or some mad dog2020. Takes me back to my early, early drinking years, drinking in the streets as a young hooligan lol

    They have a drink called mad dog?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    They have a drink called mad dog?

    First-time drinking girls who puked all over nightclub carpets, and blokes with dodgy Rick Astley haircuts, swore by it back in the early nineties.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    They have a drink called mad dog?


    of course we do.. comes in flavours as well... :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    First-time drinking girls who puked all over nightclub carpets, and blokes with dodgy Rick Astley haircuts, swore by it back in the early nineties.

    I was never either of those descriptions of mad dog drinkers. I just drank it when i was a kid as it was easy to carry about and to hide from the police, was cheap, and got you wrecked!
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    dunkman wrote:
    of course we do.. comes in flavours as well... :)

    Hawaian Blue was my fav.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.

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