Anyone want to still chat to a drunk fellow?

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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'm OK... I mean I might go to bed at about 3... that might be it for me


    Fair enough. Just don't get stuck like I do. :D:o I set my time limit and something always happens and I find I've been sitting here all night. :o
    And then I gotta sleep all day and it just throws everything out.
    Damn time differences! They're a menace! I long for the day when we can all sit here of an evening and have a couple of beverages, play some tunes and have a good old chinwag. :)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeanie wrote:
    Fair enough. Just don't get stuck like I do. :D:o I set my time limit and something always happens and I find I've been sitting here all night. :o
    And then I gotta sleep all day and it just throws everything out.
    Damn time differences! They're a menace! I long for the day when we can all sit here of an evening and have a couple of beverages, play some tunes and have a good old chinwag. :)

    Sounds like utopia....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    The Champ wrote:
    I don't think you're really drunk at all, just looking for attention ;)..
    I'm not drunk champ, but I'm merry, and maudling. What's your story tonight? Wana tell us the name of your first love..?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    The Champ wrote:
    I don't think you're really drunk at all, just looking for attention ;)..

    I have to say, I've stopped drinking and sobering up slightly before bed.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    jamie uk wrote:
    I'm not drunk champ, but I'm merry, and maudling. What's your story tonight? Wana tell us the name of your first love..?

    I don't remember the name of my first love, but she gave good head ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I have to say, I've stopped drinking and sobering up slightly before bed.

    What's the point of sobering up before bed?
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    The Champ wrote:
    I don't remember the name of my first love, but she gave good head ;)..

    I wasn;t sexually involved with my first love. I wish I had been though.,
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    The Champ wrote:
    I don't remember the name of my first love, but she gave good head ;)..
    Come on, let your guard down yankee boy, we're all friends here..no need for that sort of machismo.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I wasn;t sexually involved with my first love. I wish I had been though.,
    Niether was I man, most people aren't I reckon. It's all about clumsiness, and confusing thoughts and feelings...
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    jamie uk wrote:
    Come on, let your guard down yankee boy, we're all friends here..no need for that sort of machismo.

    What do you want to do, fuck me or something?....It ain't gonna be that fucking easy wanker..:)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    The Champ wrote:
    What's the point of sobering up before bed?

    Hey man it wasn't planned.. it's just whats happening because the heartburn is too bad to keep drinking any more cider!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    Niether was I man, most people aren't I reckon. It's all about clumsiness, and confusing thoughts and feelings...

    Yeah.... man those were the days.....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    The Champ wrote:
    What do you want to do, fuck me or something?....It ain't gonna be that fucking easy wanker..:)..
    Chill out buddy, I ain't bringing this huge thing anywhere near you... were just having a maudling kinda chat, maybe you aint had enough beers to get in our zone...which is just fine, there's no judging here tonight..just chat.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    jamie uk wrote:
    Niether was I man, most people aren't I reckon. It's all about clumsiness, and confusing thoughts and feelings...

    I know what you mean..Thank God now a days a plane could come crashing through the window and i'll still keep at it without missing a beat..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    Chill out buddy, I ain't bringing this huge thing anywhere near you... were just having a maudling kinda chat, maybe you aint had enough beers to get in our zone...which is just fine, there's no judging here tonight..just chat.

    Dude it's so late.... should I go to bed? I dunno....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Hey man it wasn't planned.. it's just whats happening because the heartburn is too bad to keep drinking any more cider!
    You see heartburn is the third major reason not to dring cider, first two being, it makes you pissed quick and it rots your guts.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    jamie uk wrote:
    Chill out buddy, I ain't bringing this huge thing anywhere near you... were just having a maudling kinda chat, maybe you aint had enough beers to get in our zone...which is just fine, there's no judging here tonight..just chat.

    I hear you, unfortunately or fortunately i'm not allowed to drink on weeknights....I'll be joining you fuckers tomorrow and Saturday though..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Hey man it wasn't planned.. it's just whats happening because the heartburn is too bad to keep drinking any more cider!

    Who the fuck drinks cider to get drunk? Is that like apple cider or something? ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    You see heartburn is the third major reason not to dring cider, first two being, it makes you pissed quick and it rots your guts.

    Rots your guts? Oh fuck I don't want rotten guts....

    I already have a rotten sense of humour :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    The Champ wrote:
    I know what you mean..Thank God now a days a plane could come crashing through the window and i'll still keep at it without missing a beat..

    Edit: "through"
    I'm glad you got a steady rythym now, good for you, but it's not as interesting or soul cleansing as remembering those halcyon days when you were excited, yet still crapping yourself at the thought of a girl being alone with you.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....

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