Anyone want to still chat to a drunk fellow?

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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Fuckin ell dude we can't think like this... we have to stop it.. I agree with you, but I wish I didn't. I feel like shit dude,
    I don't mean to bring you down, look at it as a positive.and react to it. But the fact is..they were right all along, the girls that is, when they say men are pigs...etc, and your a nice, quiet guy, thinking, no I'm different..!
    Well, here's the news, you aint, you just may not have realised it yet..we are pigs, our brains are in our dicks, and that's it..! end of.

    Right, what are you having..?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    I don't mean to bring you down, look at it as a positive.and react to it. But the fact is..they were right all along, the girls that is, when they say men are pigs...etc, and your a nice, quiet guy, thinking, no I'm different..!
    Well, here's the news, you aint, you just may not have realised it yet..we are pigs, our brains are in our dicks, and that's it..! end of.

    Right, what are you having..?

    I'll have a sex on the beach..... cheers....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    jamie uk wrote:
    I don't mean to bring you down, look at it as a positive.and react to it. But the fact is..they were right all along, the girls that is, when they say men are pigs...etc, and your a nice, quiet guy, thinking, no I'm different..!
    Well, here's the news, you aint, you just may not have realised it yet..we are pigs, our brains are in our dicks, and that's it..! end of.

    Right, what are you having..?


    You need to cut that out now please Mister. :)

    I won't have it. We ALL SUCK at some point in our lives, nothing to do with being male or female. And you most certainly DO NOT SUCK!!!

    Oh and harmless I'll chat if you want. :) Course if you don't want that's cool too, just need to let me know. :)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I'll have a sex on the beach..... cheers....
    Fucking poof, here, there's a beer..be glad of it....now tell me something really 'drunk guys talking ' like..what was your first love called..?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    Fucking poof, here, there's a beer..be glad of it....now tell me something really 'drunk guys talking ' like..what was your first love called..?

    She was called Katie..... she was awesome but I didn't understand PMT at that age so we were over when she startred getting miserable and nasty for no reason....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeanie wrote:
    You need to cut that out now please Mister. :)

    I won't have it. We ALL SUCK at some point in our lives, nothing to do with being male or female. And you most certainly DO NOT SUCK!!!

    Oh and harmless I'll chat if you want. :) Course if you don't want that's cool too, just need to let me know. :)
    OK, here have a beer and talk shite with us if you really want to......we may pass out at any minute though...
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeanie wrote:
    You need to cut that out now please Mister. :)

    I won't have it. We ALL SUCK at some point in our lives, nothing to do with being male or female. And you most certainly DO NOT SUCK!!!

    Oh and harmless I'll chat if you want. :) Course if you don't want that's cool too, just need to let me know. :)

    Sure I'll chat.... God knows I'll be up a little while longer :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    She was called Katie..... she was awesome but I didn't understand PMT at that age so we were over when she startred getting miserable and nasty for no reason....
    See, I bet you feel better for just saying that. Mine was called Linda, she too was incredible, then two weeks later my old man tells me we're moving house...our love struggled over the 10 mile distance.lol!
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    See, I bet you feel better for just saying that. Mine was called Linda, she too was incredible, then two weeks later my old man tells me we're moving house...our love struggled over the 10 mile distance.lol!

    I do feel better :) thanks
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    jamie uk wrote:
    OK, here have a beer and talk shite with us if you really want to......we may pass out at any minute though...

    I'm used to that! ;):p

    And make mine a Bundy thanks. :D How could I pass up an opportunity to chew the fat with you? :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeanie wrote:
    I'm used to that! ;):p

    And make mine a Bundy thanks. :D How could I pass up an opportunity to chew the fat with you? :D

    Hello Jeanie... how the devil are yoy?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Sure I'll chat.... God knows I'll be up a little while longer :)

    ya know, there are certain types of grog that just hype you up I've found. :)

    You gotta find the one that knocks you out for sleepy time. :)

    Myself, I've been having a lot of success with vodka. :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeanie wrote:
    ya know, there are certain types of grog that just hype you up I've found. :)

    You gotta find the one that knocks you out for sleepy time. :)

    Myself, I've been having a lot of success with vodka. :D

    I don't think cider does much good but hey.. I like it.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Hello Jeanie... how the devil are yoy?

    I'm hungover! :D:o

    And planning my next drunk! :p

    How bout you me dear, besides the little bit pissed and the lot of not sleeping? :)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeanie wrote:
    ya know, there are certain types of grog that just hype you up I've found. :)

    You gotta find the one that knocks you out for sleepy time. :)

    Myself, I've been having a lot of success with vodka. :D
    Well, for knock out juice...look no further than the old vin rouge. I know you don't go for red, so if vodka does it...then fine. I find a good vodka is noticable from a cheap one, though I'm not an expert.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I don't think cider does much good but hey.. I like it.

    Yeah, it's not my thing but if you like it this is good at least.

    I need spirits. :)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeanie wrote:
    I'm hungover! :D:o

    And planning my next drunk! :p

    How bout you me dear, besides the little bit pissed and the lot of not sleeping? :)

    I'm OK... I mean I might go to bed at about 3... that might be it for me
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    3am is too late, you should have gone hours ago...you lunatic. I have the day off, but have to be up and drive the kids to school at 7am....maybe I should just see it through...
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    jamie uk wrote:
    3am is too late, you should have gone hours ago...you lunatic. I have the day off, but have to be up and drive the kids to school at 7am....maybe I should just see it through...

    I dunno mate..... yeah 3 is too late but it's already half past 2!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    I don't think you're really drunk at all, just looking for attention ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'

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