And make mine a Bundy thanks. How could I pass up an opportunity to chew the fat with you?
Hello Jeanie... how the devil are yoy?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
ya know, there are certain types of grog that just hype you up I've found.
You gotta find the one that knocks you out for sleepy time.
Myself, I've been having a lot of success with vodka.
I don't think cider does much good but hey.. I like it.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
ya know, there are certain types of grog that just hype you up I've found.
You gotta find the one that knocks you out for sleepy time.
Myself, I've been having a lot of success with vodka.
Well, for knock out juice...look no further than the old vin rouge. I know you don't go for red, so if vodka does it...then fine. I find a good vodka is noticable from a cheap one, though I'm not an expert.
How bout you me dear, besides the little bit pissed and the lot of not sleeping?
I'm OK... I mean I might go to bed at about 3... that might be it for me
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
3am is too late, you should have gone hours ago...you lunatic. I have the day off, but have to be up and drive the kids to school at 7am....maybe I should just see it through...
3am is too late, you should have gone hours ago...you lunatic. I have the day off, but have to be up and drive the kids to school at 7am....maybe I should just see it through...
I dunno mate..... yeah 3 is too late but it's already half past 2!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I don't think you're really drunk at all, just looking for attention ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
I'm OK... I mean I might go to bed at about 3... that might be it for me
Fair enough. Just don't get stuck like I do. I set my time limit and something always happens and I find I've been sitting here all night.
And then I gotta sleep all day and it just throws everything out.
Damn time differences! They're a menace! I long for the day when we can all sit here of an evening and have a couple of beverages, play some tunes and have a good old chinwag.
Fair enough. Just don't get stuck like I do. I set my time limit and something always happens and I find I've been sitting here all night.
And then I gotta sleep all day and it just throws everything out.
Damn time differences! They're a menace! I long for the day when we can all sit here of an evening and have a couple of beverages, play some tunes and have a good old chinwag.
Sounds like utopia....
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I don't think you're really drunk at all, just looking for attention ..
I have to say, I've stopped drinking and sobering up slightly before bed.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I'm not drunk champ, but I'm merry, and maudling. What's your story tonight? Wana tell us the name of your first love..?
I don't remember the name of my first love, but she gave good head ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
I have to say, I've stopped drinking and sobering up slightly before bed.
What's the point of sobering up before bed?
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
I don't remember the name of my first love, but she gave good head ..
I wasn;t sexually involved with my first love. I wish I had been though.,
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Come on, let your guard down yankee boy, we're all friends here..no need for that sort of machismo.
What do you want to do, fuck me or something?....It ain't gonna be that fucking easy wanker..:)..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Hey man it wasn't planned.. it's just whats happening because the heartburn is too bad to keep drinking any more cider!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Niether was I man, most people aren't I reckon. It's all about clumsiness, and confusing thoughts and feelings...
Yeah.... man those were the days.....
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
What do you want to do, fuck me or something?....It ain't gonna be that fucking easy wanker..:)..
Chill out buddy, I ain't bringing this huge thing anywhere near you... were just having a maudling kinda chat, maybe you aint had enough beers to get in our zone...which is just fine, there's no judging here tonight..just chat.
Niether was I man, most people aren't I reckon. It's all about clumsiness, and confusing thoughts and feelings...
I know what you mean..Thank God now a days a plane could come crashing through the window and i'll still keep at it without missing a beat..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Chill out buddy, I ain't bringing this huge thing anywhere near you... were just having a maudling kinda chat, maybe you aint had enough beers to get in our zone...which is just fine, there's no judging here tonight..just chat.
Dude it's so late.... should I go to bed? I dunno....
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
Chill out buddy, I ain't bringing this huge thing anywhere near you... were just having a maudling kinda chat, maybe you aint had enough beers to get in our zone...which is just fine, there's no judging here tonight..just chat.
I hear you, unfortunately or fortunately i'm not allowed to drink on weeknights....I'll be joining you fuckers tomorrow and Saturday though..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Hey man it wasn't planned.. it's just whats happening because the heartburn is too bad to keep drinking any more cider!
Who the fuck drinks cider to get drunk? Is that like apple cider or something? ..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
You see heartburn is the third major reason not to dring cider, first two being, it makes you pissed quick and it rots your guts.
Rots your guts? Oh fuck I don't want rotten guts....
I already have a rotten sense of humour
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I know what you mean..Thank God now a days a plane could come crashing through the window and i'll still keep at it without missing a beat..
Edit: "through"
I'm glad you got a steady rythym now, good for you, but it's not as interesting or soul cleansing as remembering those halcyon days when you were excited, yet still crapping yourself at the thought of a girl being alone with you.
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Hello Jeanie... how the devil are yoy?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
ya know, there are certain types of grog that just hype you up I've found.
You gotta find the one that knocks you out for sleepy time.
Myself, I've been having a lot of success with vodka.
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
I don't think cider does much good but hey.. I like it.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I'm hungover!
And planning my next drunk!
How bout you me dear, besides the little bit pissed and the lot of not sleeping?
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Yeah, it's not my thing but if you like it this is good at least.
I need spirits.
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
I'm OK... I mean I might go to bed at about 3... that might be it for me
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I dunno mate..... yeah 3 is too late but it's already half past 2!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Fair enough. Just don't get stuck like I do.
And then I gotta sleep all day and it just throws everything out.
Damn time differences! They're a menace! I long for the day when we can all sit here of an evening and have a couple of beverages, play some tunes and have a good old chinwag.
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Sounds like utopia....
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I have to say, I've stopped drinking and sobering up slightly before bed.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I don't remember the name of my first love, but she gave good head
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
What's the point of sobering up before bed?
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
I wasn;t sexually involved with my first love. I wish I had been though.,
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
What do you want to do, fuck me or something?....It ain't gonna be that fucking easy wanker..:)..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Hey man it wasn't planned.. it's just whats happening because the heartburn is too bad to keep drinking any more cider!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Yeah.... man those were the days.....
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I know what you mean..Thank God now a days a plane could come crashing through the window and i'll still keep at it without missing a beat..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Dude it's so late.... should I go to bed? I dunno....
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
I hear you, unfortunately or fortunately i'm not allowed to drink on weeknights....I'll be joining you fuckers tomorrow and Saturday though..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Who the fuck drinks cider to get drunk? Is that like apple cider or something?
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Rots your guts? Oh fuck I don't want rotten guts....
I already have a rotten sense of humour
- the great Sir Leo Harrison