3 word story...

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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    with nasty boils


    that she popped ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    that she popped ...

    with a large
  • genevievegenevieve Posts: 1,203
    with a large

    pink cocktail umbrella
    the person below me smells like cat pee and raisins...
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    genevieve wrote:
    pink cocktail umbrella

    disinfected with tequila
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    disinfected with tequila

    in my veins .....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • genevievegenevieve Posts: 1,203
    the tequila smelled
    the person below me smells like cat pee and raisins...
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    genevieve wrote:
    the tequila smelled

    like a latin
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    like a latin


    who kicked ass ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    who kicked ass ...

    at mario cart
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    mookie9999 wrote:
    at mario cart

    with strippers & poker
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    mookie9999 wrote:
    at mario cart
    and strip poker.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    and strip poker.

    Which happens to
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Which happens to

    be spitzer's favorite
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Which happens to
    a favorite game
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    be spitzer's favorite

    after sex with
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    mookie9999 wrote:
    after sex with

    a four nippled
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    a four nippled

    senior citizen with
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    mookie9999 wrote:
    senior citizen with
    jello and preparation H
  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    jello and preparation H

    ...smeared across his...
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    ...smeared across his...

    wife's bearded face.....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    wife's bearded face.....

    as their children...
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    PJ_Saluki wrote:
    as their children...
    read stories about
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    mookie9999 wrote:
    read stories about

    hermits whores goats ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,603
    hermits whores goats ....
    speaking of OPRAH....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    speaking of OPRAH....
    and Steadman's dinner
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    mookie9999 wrote:
    and Steadman's dinner

    that she shitted .....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    that she shitted .....
    from a tree
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    mookie9999 wrote:
    from a tree

    waiving to friends
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    waiving to friends

    that don't seem
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    mookie9999 wrote:
    that don't seem

    alive at all ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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