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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    about the time

    i saw her.....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    i saw her.....
    standing with a
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    mookie9999 wrote:
    standing with a

    flower in hand
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • BibbsBibbs Posts: 229
    ...
    ••• Immortality •••
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  • delete this thread

    :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    delete this thread

    :D

    with a bomb ......
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • with a bomb ......


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  • pjtradekingpjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    this thread is

    one of the....
    Never, ever, flipping forget
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  • ForestBrainForestBrain Posts: 460
    dorkiest things I
    When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,179
    dorkiest things I
    have ever read.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • dorkiest things I


    have done today
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,179
    best I can figure....

    once upon a/big smelly girl/there laid a/bowl of rice/laced with poison/and other harmful/dangly bits of/jerry garcia acid/that i took/10 years ago/while i was/at midnight mass./ i saw a/oprahs gynormous buttcheeks (one word? :D)/holding a sign/spread really wide/talking to me/about the time/i saw her/standing with a/flower in hand./ delete this thread/with a bomb./ this thread is/one of the/dorkiest things i/have ever read.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Flannel ShirtFlannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    flower in hand
    eating it uncontrollably




    recap,
    we have a bowl of rice on a smelly someones belly, some midnight mass action and ice cream, oprahs cheeks spread wide open while eating a flower and talking to jose, insurgents trying to blow up the thread in the background...

    lets continue....
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,179
    eating it uncontrollably




    recap,
    we have a bowl of rice on a smelly someones belly, oprahs cheeks spread wide open while eating a flower and talking to jose, insurgents trying to blow up the thread in the background...

    lets continue....

    standing with a flower in hand eating it uncontrollably??
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Flannel ShirtFlannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    imalive wrote:
    standing with a flower in hand eating it uncontrollably??
    its oprah dude....what you think shes doing with it....shes eating the fucking thing.

    besides, you know that visual makes you laugh...
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • imalive wrote:
    best I can figure....

    once upon a/big smelly girl/there laid a/bowl of rice/laced with poison/and other harmful/dangly bits of/jerry garcia acid/that i took/10 years ago/while i was/at midnight mass./ i saw a/oprahs gynormous buttcheeks (one word? :D)/holding a sign/spread really wide/talking to me/about the time/i saw her/standing with a/flower in hand./ delete this thread/with a bomb./ this thread is/one of the/dorkiest things i/have ever read.

    This story's funny! :D
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,179
    its oprah dude....what you think shes doing with it....shes eating the fucking thing.

    besides, you know that visual makes you laugh...

    OK - Oprah's eating it uncontrollably. New sentence...

    Steadman walks in
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • chinobaezachinobaeza Posts: 2,489
    imalive wrote:
    OK - Oprah's eating it uncontrollably. New sentence...

    Steadman walks in
    with no pants
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    chinobaeza wrote:
    with no pants

    on a sidewalk ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • chinobaeza wrote:
    with no pants

    and some jello


    EDIT: Sorry, I missed the previous reply
  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,904
    flips smacky tigers
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    flips smacky tigers

    chewing a head ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,904
    chewing a head ..

    stamp plaza delay
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  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,679
    needle in hay.
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    tish wrote:
    needle in hay.

    found it today..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,679
    it wasn't gray
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    tish wrote:
    it wasn't gray

    it's sad today
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    it's sad today


    but i say...
  • please kill me...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • IlovveePJIlovveePJ Posts: 145
    please kill me...



    slowly but surely....
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    Hartford. Mansfield.

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