the one i've been using a lot lately (even if it makes absolutely no sense at all in the conversation, which is 99% of the time) is from anchorman: "YOU CAN USE MY OFFICE AND MAYBE LATER WE GO LUNCH!"
the one i've been using a lot lately (even if it makes absolutely no sense at all in the conversation, which is 99% of the time) is from anchorman: "YOU CAN USE MY OFFICE AND MAYBE LATER WE GO LUNCH!"
telling people that you;re in a glass box of emotion is always fun too!
'Life is like Forrest Gump. If you run fast enough, you never know when your ankle splints might fall off.'
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
And he still gives his love, he just gives it away, The love he receives is the love that is saved, And sometimes is seen a strange spot in the sky, A human being that was given to fly
"Soooo. Where are we going?" in a nerdy scottish accent. From LOTR.
Mostly used while on a trip with friends and we're lost (which happens surprisingly often)
"Uh, I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid. How about you?"
From Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
Jesus Quintana: You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus.
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Reservoir Dogs:
Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
Mr. Blonde: Was that as good for you as it was for me?
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Man with the Long Hair: They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?
Pinball Playing Man: There's only one instant, and it's right now. And it's eternity.
Pinball Playing Man: I mean, I'm not saying that you don't know what you're talking about, but I don't know what you're talking about.
Guy Forsyth: The worst mistake that you can make is to think you're alive when really you're asleep in life's waiting room.
Old Man: As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough.
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I Heart Huckabees:
Mr. Hooten: God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.
Tommy Corn: You're misleading these children. 'Cause you're the destroyer, man.
Albert Markovski: Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need
Dawn Campbell: There's glass between us. You can't deal with my infinite nature can you?
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
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telling people that you;re in a glass box of emotion is always fun too!
gets to me every time
I've also been known to play the world's smallest violin, especially for the waitresses...
Three crooked hearts, swirls all around
You can't spell Gossard without G-O-D
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
no bed=no brian
coke sucks
Mostly used while on a trip with friends and we're lost (which happens surprisingly often)
"Uh, I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid. How about you?"
From Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
"Don't Panick!"
"OK, panick!"
Probably not many old enough to remember it
"You Talkin' To Me?" - Taxi Driver
Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
Jesus Quintana: You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus.
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Reservoir Dogs:
Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
Mr. Blonde: Was that as good for you as it was for me?
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
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Waking Life:
Man with the Long Hair: They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?
Pinball Playing Man: There's only one instant, and it's right now. And it's eternity.
Pinball Playing Man: I mean, I'm not saying that you don't know what you're talking about, but I don't know what you're talking about.
Guy Forsyth: The worst mistake that you can make is to think you're alive when really you're asleep in life's waiting room.
Old Man: As the pattern gets more intricate and subtle, being swept along is no longer enough.
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I Heart Huckabees:
Mr. Hooten: God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.
Tommy Corn: You're misleading these children. 'Cause you're the destroyer, man.
Albert Markovski: Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need
Dawn Campbell: There's glass between us. You can't deal with my infinite nature can you?
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
-Oscar Wilde
'That rug really tied the room together.'
for car trouble:
'Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car. '
The Dude abides...
I like your style. That is a great movie.