What Movie line do you use all the time?

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  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    I love the line in Forrest Gump when he says to the captain while they are trying to catch shrimp and the captain is all pissed as he is high up on the boat screaming, "where's your God now?!!!!" and Forrest says,

    "I don't think Lt. Dan should've said that, cause right about then, God decided to show up......"

    and it starts storming.....I love that line because of the whole way Tom Hanks said it in his Forrest Gump voice.
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    tybird wrote:
    "That is why you fail"-The Empire Strikes Back
    i am possibly the biggest star wars nerd on the planet, and that was my signature for a good while :)
  • no one ever expects THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
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  • MathMath Posts: 71
    I often use "Tu veux pas une pipe pendant qu' mon copain t'encules?" from a french movie called le Péril Jeune. It can be translated like this :"Do you also want me to go down on you while my friend f... in the ass?" when asked a favour.

    I use "Immotep" a lot from another french movie Asterix et Obelix : Mission Cléopatre.
    "Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends" - Woody ALLEN
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    "GET OFF MY PLANE!!!!" - Harrison Fords defining moment!

    also..
    was a bunch of me & friends camping out one night, and everyone had settled down & it had been quite for a few minutes....really peaceful & relaxing...and one guy screams out in a high-pitched voice

    "CHAAAANGE PLACES!!!" from alice in wonderland.
    hilarious.
    its great to use (and act out) when an outsider is sitting with yee for dinner or drinks


    Old Schools "Yeah Thanks she's okay" re:his sex doll is a fave of mine too
  • myhookmyhook Posts: 284
    I tend to quote Meet The Parents, Dumb and Dumber or Austin Powers ALL the time.

    Meet The Parents:
    "Thanks Greg, we'll look forward to that"
    "It's just a game Focker"

    Dumb and Dumber:
    "Your hands are freezing!!"
    "That's a wonderful accent....New Jersey?"

    Austin Powers:
    "Oh Behave"
    "I'll stay"

    And for some odd reason I just love saying, "Shitters full" from Christmas Vacation.
    Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Whenever anyone asks me for gum:

    "That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs."
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    here's a select few:

    "I gotta do a wee first"
    "Alright... gay."
    "I wasn't gonna..."
    "Pete..." - "OI PRICK!"
    "Any of you cunts want a drink?"
    "FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!"
    "Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"
    "OK, but dogs CAN look up!"
    "Did you know that on several occasions... he touched me?"
    "Would anyone like... a peanut?"

    oh... oh wait... they're all from Shaun of the Dead aren't they?

    dangit :o
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    not sure if it's been said, but "it's all happening!"
  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    ...I sure as shit don't fucking roll.

    Or I replace "roll" with whatever word fits the situation.
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  • BinFrogBinFrog MA Posts: 7,309
    "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • pirlo21pirlo21 Posts: 534
    "Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends".
    Cymru Am Byth

    PJ albums, at the moment!! -
    1,Vs 2,Vitalogy 3,No Code 4,Yield 5,Ten 6,Backspacer, 7Pearl Jam 8,Binaural 9,Riot Act.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    "Proceed..."


    -departed
    I love to turn you on
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    lgt wrote:
    one of my favourite movies ever! :)

    You my age from my hometown? :p

    Salvatores went to my high school.
    Another great one is: "What time is it there" "Oh, like here..."
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    I don't think I use any movie lines regularly, but I always say "newman" when something goes wrong. it's such an ingrained habit I don't even realize it.
  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    I don't think I use any movie lines regularly, but I always say "newman" when something goes wrong. it's such an ingrained habit I don't even realize it.
    i always use that in mock anger at friends...i'll say their name with that kind of contempt. :)
  • butterfly1butterfly1 Posts: 372
    "step aside Butch" from Pulp Fiction, when I want someone (or my dog) to move.
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    "It's game over man, it's game over!"
    "CARRR!!!"
    "I like to play..."

    phew... remembered some NOT from Shaun of the Dead :rolleyes: :p
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    walrus wrote:
    "...and then after the Sam and Frodo suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam straight up fucking bricks into Frodo's mouth."- clerks 2

    "I want to know if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows..."

    hehe! all I have to say is Pillowpants... ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • fadafada Posts: 1,032
    I sometimes use " Laugh a line with Lennon ehh"
  • I don't think I use any movie lines regularly, but I always say "newman" when something goes wrong. it's such an ingrained habit I don't even realize it.

    I use Seinfeld or How I Met Your Mother lines all the time. Much more often than movie lines. Although, i have been known to yell, "WHAT WE DO IN LIFE, ECHOS IN ETERNITY" from Gladiator from time to time. I worked in a movie store for a long, long time and that was on the loop tape.
  • Obsidian22Obsidian22 Posts: 298
    Bruce does it best, but comin from a lady it just feels good to say, especially when warranted to one, doufus.
    " Yippee Kai Ayy... Motherf**ker!" or "Yippee Motherf**king Kay ayy!"
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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    walrus wrote:
    Elias: i turn down chicks left and right.

    Randall: your chicks are your 'left' and 'right.'

    ******************

    You never go ass-to-mouth!

    "hey fucko, we like to call it 'inter-species erotica'"

    (dangit you beat me to the ass-to-mouth quote! :p)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • bee_boybee_boy Posts: 384
    "Why don't you... take that badge... and shoooove it up your ass?" - Rush Hour (I use it when someone asks me to do something I don't want to)

    "You're one craaaazy ass bitch!" - Rush Hour 2

    "Are you stupid or something?" - Forrest Gump (I use this quote SO much. I thinks it's pretty obvious why and when I use it)
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

    LMAO! there are too many from that film!

    "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
    "Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? "

    "You can tell me, I'm a doctor"

    Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?

    I Guess the foots on the other hand now?

    "It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether"

    "Nervous?
    Yes
    First Time?
    No, I've Been Nervous Lots of times"
  • TowsertunesTowsertunes Posts: 187
    "Didn't think it was a one horse town but just try gettin' a decent hair jelly"

    Clooney in O Brother Where Art Thou.
    "they don't give a shit Keith Moon is dead,
    is that exactly what I thought I read?"


    How I choose to feel,...Is how I am.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,420
    "I've got two words for you - 'shut-the-fuck-up'"

    Now I can't remember the movie! Charles Grodin was in it. Somebody help me!
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    imalive wrote:
    "I've got two words for you - 'shut-the-fuck-up'"

    Now I can't remember the movie! Charles Grodin was in it. Somebody help me!

    midnight run
  • westsidepiewestsidepie Posts: 627
    When my students correctly answer a question, and I am pleased they have been paying attention, I often respond to the student by saying:

    "Your stock is rising number 2!"

    along with a little pinky finger to the corner of my mouth. You would be surprised how many students will start answering question just to see their teacher do something stupid.
    :D
    To pie I will reply
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