I love the line in Forrest Gump when he says to the captain while they are trying to catch shrimp and the captain is all pissed as he is high up on the boat screaming, "where's your God now?!!!!" and Forrest says,
"I don't think Lt. Dan should've said that, cause right about then, God decided to show up......"
and it starts storming.....I love that line because of the whole way Tom Hanks said it in his Forrest Gump voice.
Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
I often use "Tu veux pas une pipe pendant qu' mon copain t'encules?" from a french movie called le Péril Jeune. It can be translated like this :"Do you also want me to go down on you while my friend f... in the ass?" when asked a favour.
I use "Immotep" a lot from another french movie Asterix et Obelix : Mission Cléopatre.
"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends" - Woody ALLEN
"GET OFF MY PLANE!!!!" - Harrison Fords defining moment!
also..
was a bunch of me & friends camping out one night, and everyone had settled down & it had been quite for a few minutes....really peaceful & relaxing...and one guy screams out in a high-pitched voice
"CHAAAANGE PLACES!!!" from alice in wonderland.
hilarious.
its great to use (and act out) when an outsider is sitting with yee for dinner or drinks
Old Schools "Yeah Thanks she's okay" re:his sex doll is a fave of mine too
I tend to quote Meet The Parents, Dumb and Dumber or Austin Powers ALL the time.
Meet The Parents:
"Thanks Greg, we'll look forward to that"
"It's just a game Focker"
Dumb and Dumber:
"Your hands are freezing!!"
"That's a wonderful accent....New Jersey?"
Austin Powers:
"Oh Behave"
"I'll stay"
And for some odd reason I just love saying, "Shitters full" from Christmas Vacation.
Hey, you wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the jon so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz? YEEAAHHH. I don't care if he is Mr. Notorious BIG, can he croon?
"I gotta do a wee first"
"Alright... gay."
"I wasn't gonna..."
"Pete..." - "OI PRICK!"
"Any of you cunts want a drink?"
"FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!"
"Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"
"OK, but dogs CAN look up!"
"Did you know that on several occasions... he touched me?"
"Would anyone like... a peanut?"
oh... oh wait... they're all from Shaun of the Dead aren't they?
dangit
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I don't think I use any movie lines regularly, but I always say "newman" when something goes wrong. it's such an ingrained habit I don't even realize it.
I don't think I use any movie lines regularly, but I always say "newman" when something goes wrong. it's such an ingrained habit I don't even realize it.
i always use that in mock anger at friends...i'll say their name with that kind of contempt.
"It's game over man, it's game over!"
"CARRR!!!"
"I like to play..."
phew... remembered some NOT from Shaun of the Dead :rolleyes:
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
"...and then after the Sam and Frodo suckfest, just before the credits roll, Sam straight up fucking bricks into Frodo's mouth."- clerks 2
"I want to know if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows..."
hehe! all I have to say is Pillowpants...
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I don't think I use any movie lines regularly, but I always say "newman" when something goes wrong. it's such an ingrained habit I don't even realize it.
I use Seinfeld or How I Met Your Mother lines all the time. Much more often than movie lines. Although, i have been known to yell, "WHAT WE DO IN LIFE, ECHOS IN ETERNITY" from Gladiator from time to time. I worked in a movie store for a long, long time and that was on the loop tape.
Bruce does it best, but comin from a lady it just feels good to say, especially when warranted to one, doufus.
" Yippee Kai Ayy... Motherf**ker!" or "Yippee Motherf**king Kay ayy!"
Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's Soul remains Unawakened.
Anatole France
"hey fucko, we like to call it 'inter-species erotica'"
(dangit you beat me to the ass-to-mouth quote! )
Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Now I can't remember the movie! Charles Grodin was in it. Somebody help me!
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
When my students correctly answer a question, and I am pleased they have been paying attention, I often respond to the student by saying:
"Your stock is rising number 2!"
along with a little pinky finger to the corner of my mouth. You would be surprised how many students will start answering question just to see their teacher do something stupid.
To pie I will reply
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
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"I don't think Lt. Dan should've said that, cause right about then, God decided to show up......"
and it starts storming.....I love that line because of the whole way Tom Hanks said it in his Forrest Gump voice.
Together we will float like angels.........
In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
I use "Immotep" a lot from another french movie Asterix et Obelix : Mission Cléopatre.
also..
was a bunch of me & friends camping out one night, and everyone had settled down & it had been quite for a few minutes....really peaceful & relaxing...and one guy screams out in a high-pitched voice
"CHAAAANGE PLACES!!!" from alice in wonderland.
hilarious.
its great to use (and act out) when an outsider is sitting with yee for dinner or drinks
Old Schools "Yeah Thanks she's okay" re:his sex doll is a fave of mine too
Meet The Parents:
"Thanks Greg, we'll look forward to that"
"It's just a game Focker"
Dumb and Dumber:
"Your hands are freezing!!"
"That's a wonderful accent....New Jersey?"
Austin Powers:
"Oh Behave"
"I'll stay"
And for some odd reason I just love saying, "Shitters full" from Christmas Vacation.
"That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs."
"I gotta do a wee first"
"Alright... gay."
"I wasn't gonna..."
"Pete..." - "OI PRICK!"
"Any of you cunts want a drink?"
"FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!"
"Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"
"OK, but dogs CAN look up!"
"Did you know that on several occasions... he touched me?"
"Would anyone like... a peanut?"
oh... oh wait... they're all from Shaun of the Dead aren't they?
dangit
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Or I replace "roll" with whatever word fits the situation.
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Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
PJ albums, at the moment!! -
1,Vs 2,Vitalogy 3,No Code 4,Yield 5,Ten 6,Backspacer, 7Pearl Jam 8,Binaural 9,Riot Act.
-departed
You my age from my hometown?
Salvatores went to my high school.
Another great one is: "What time is it there" "Oh, like here..."
"CARRR!!!"
"I like to play..."
phew... remembered some NOT from Shaun of the Dead :rolleyes:
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
"I want to know if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows..."
hehe! all I have to say is Pillowpants...
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
I use Seinfeld or How I Met Your Mother lines all the time. Much more often than movie lines. Although, i have been known to yell, "WHAT WE DO IN LIFE, ECHOS IN ETERNITY" from Gladiator from time to time. I worked in a movie store for a long, long time and that was on the loop tape.
"To is a preposition.
Come is a verb"
" Yippee Kai Ayy... Motherf**ker!" or "Yippee Motherf**king Kay ayy!"
Anatole France
"hey fucko, we like to call it 'inter-species erotica'"
(dangit you beat me to the ass-to-mouth quote! )
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
"You're one craaaazy ass bitch!" - Rush Hour 2
"Are you stupid or something?" - Forrest Gump (I use this quote SO much. I thinks it's pretty obvious why and when I use it)
LMAO! there are too many from that film!
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? "
"You can tell me, I'm a doctor"
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?
I Guess the foots on the other hand now?
"It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether"
"Nervous?
Yes
First Time?
No, I've Been Nervous Lots of times"
Clooney in O Brother Where Art Thou.
is that exactly what I thought I read?"
How I choose to feel,...Is how I am.
Now I can't remember the movie! Charles Grodin was in it. Somebody help me!
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
midnight run
"Your stock is rising number 2!"
along with a little pinky finger to the corner of my mouth. You would be surprised how many students will start answering question just to see their teacher do something stupid.
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth