To the maker of the twist ties on Christmas toys..

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  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    haaha i hate those things too. yes, may meteors fall on the creaters nuts.
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  • Ms. Haiku
    Ms. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,390
    I'm laughing so hard because of this thread. I hear you all. I help me nieces out when they have new toys, and I know what you are talking about. I feel really smart when I can figure out how to untwisty tie a toy. Smart, and yet pathetic that I feel smart :)

    Your frustrations are expressed so eloquently . . . hahahahahahahaha :D
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  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    man how i would like to twist your ties.....

    hehehehehehe...............
    Easy, Killah
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    man how i would like to twist your ties.....

    hehehehehehe...............


    oh really....?? :)
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    I spent twenty fuggin minutes getting a goddamn Barbie Car out of it's box. Then, Barbie herself was fastened in the car itself.

    You should have left Barbie in her place and told your kid this was the rare limited edition Carjacked Barbie.
    "The leads are weak!"

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  • ACCBootlegGoddess
    ACCBootlegGoddess Posts: 4,318
    cory wrote:
    I'd like to send a big FUCK YOU out to your face. I mean, come on, they're fucking $20.00 piece of shit toys. Do you really think 46 twist ties are necessary? May a meteor fall from the sky and land on your nuts.

    Thanks.

    LOL! Ohh I needed a good laugh.
    How do u know its a guy who invented these things?? For all you know it could be a woman exacting her revenge on men everywhere. (since we women grin and bare these annoyances knowing its a fact of life).

    You know what tho...if its not these plastic thnigs...people would complain about scratches on toys or missing parts and complain that they SHOULD have been secured better so toy compaines can't win.

    For the record tho...I hate those plastic things too. I have to make sure to leave none within reach of my cat as he likes to bat them and then chew them,,,same with elastics. I don't need to be fishing anything out of his throat.
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  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    mookie9999 wrote:
    You should have left Barbie in her place and told your kid this was the rare limited edition Carjacked Barbie.
    Or I could have left her in the box and said it was Carbon Monoxide Barbie. Where were you Christmas Day, Mook?
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    worst packaging:

    1) that super strength plastic
    2) the twist ties
    3) the shrink wrap and that strip of tape across the top of a CD
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    worst packaging:


    3) the shrink wrap and that strip of tape across the top of a CD
    I figured this one out a while ago. Drag the rigded side of the CD case along the corner of a desk or table and the tape will shred big enough so you can get it off. Cheers
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Or I could have left her in the box and said it was Carbon Monoxide Barbie. Where were you Christmas Day, Mook?

    I was at your doorstep. I saw you in there with the lights off telling everyone to "keep it down and he'll go away". Not cool drtyfrnk, not cool.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I was at your doorstep. I saw you in there with the lights off telling everyone to "keep it down and he'll go away". Not cool drtyfrnk, not cool.
    Man, that was you? I thought it was your predecessor, mookie9998.
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    I injured myself trying to get that hermetically sealed plastic bubble packaging off of an Ipod gadget. I sliced through my index finger and blood spurted out all over the freaking case...and the goddammned litte ass hat nephew was like "eeew, you got blood all over it" little bastard :mad: I told him he was an accident, and that his father doesn't love him.


    no I didnt. but I really really wanted to. :D

    and the twist ties that kept that weird fuzzy talking potato (or pile of crap - I am not really sure what the hell it was supposed to be) secured in his box are still attached, since I just ripped his little ass right out of the box. I hope they arent choking hazards. My niece is 4...that is old enough to know better than to put something clear small and sharp in her mouth, right?

    meh, they ain't my kids. :D
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    cory wrote:
    I'd like to send a big FUCK YOU out to your face. I mean, come on, they're fucking $20.00 piece of shit toys. Do you really think 46 twist ties are necessary? May a meteor fall from the sky and land on your nuts.

    Thanks.


    oh my god im SERIOUS!!!!! i freakin HATE those things!!! Everytime my nephew gets new toys, my bro sends him to ME to untie ALL OF THOSE DAMN THINGS. ugh. Its like we gotta carry pliers and stuff to open freakin toys dammit.
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Man, that was you? I thought it was your predecessor, mookie9998.

    Hell no! mookie9998 died in a freak deer & rhino sex show.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Hell no! mookie9998 died in a freak deer & rhino sex show.


    were there twist ties involved??????
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    SENROCK! wrote:
    were there twist ties involved??????

    It's still a little too painful for me to discuss. Let's just say if you ever see me watching Bambi, lock up my rifle, cause that tv is going away Elvis style!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    mookie9999 wrote:
    It's still a little to painful for me to discuss. Let's just say if you ever see me watching Bambi, lock up my rifle, cause that tv is going away Elvis style!


    ohhhhhhh SNAP!!! sounds serious! :eek:
    pfffffft bambi.....that wimpy deer!
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