To the maker of the twist ties on Christmas toys..

cory

I'd like to send a big FUCK YOU out to your face. I mean, come on, they're fucking $20.00 piece of shit toys. Do you really think 46 twist ties are necessary? May a meteor fall from the sky and land on your nuts.

Thanks.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

cory wrote:

I'd like to send a big FUCK YOU out to your face. I mean, come on, they're fucking $20.00 piece of shit toys. Do you really think 46 twist ties are necessary? May a meteor fall from the sky and land on your nuts.

Thanks.

i hope you and your family had a wonderful holiday....

now go get a cup of coffee you whiny prick......hehehehehehehehehe

drtyfrnk29

cory wrote:

I'd like to send a big FUCK YOU out to your face. I mean, come on, they're fucking $20.00 piece of shit toys. Do you really think 46 twist ties are necessary? May a meteor fall from the sky and land on your nuts.

Thanks.

Yes Yes Yes. I want to put a bobcat in a bag and put it over this motherfucker's head. I spent twenty fuggin minutes getting a goddamn Barbie Car out of it's box. Then, Barbie herself was fastened in the car itself.

PJPixie

cory wrote:

I'd like to send a big FUCK YOU out to your face. I mean, come on, they're fucking $20.00 piece of shit toys. Do you really think 46 twist ties are necessary? May a meteor fall from the sky and land on your nuts.

Thanks.

I'm in total agreement with you. After spending many minutes wrestling with these things on Christmas morning and still 8 days after Christmas I continue to step all over these things around my house. It really is ridiculous!!

Brain of J.Lo

cory wrote:

I'd like to send a big FUCK YOU out to your face. I mean, come on, they're fucking $20.00 piece of shit toys. Do you really think 46 twist ties are necessary? May a meteor fall from the sky and land on your nuts.

Thanks.

I concur.

norm

what about the krypton strength plastic packaging?

you need a chain saw and ied to get that shit open

Brain of J.Lo

cutback wrote:

what about the krypton strength plastic packaging?

you need a chain saw and ied to get that shit open

I've actually injured myself trying to open those things! :eek:

MattCameronKicksButt

Get a pair of scissors?

tybird

cory wrote:

I'd like to send a big FUCK YOU out to your face. I mean, come on, they're fucking $20.00 piece of shit toys. Do you really think 46 twist ties are necessary? May a meteor fall from the sky and land on your nuts.

Thanks.

Just imagine the poor, little sweatshop worker who has to put all those ties on the shit!!! That job would suck!!

blackredyellow

cutback wrote:

what about the krypton strength plastic packaging?

you need a chain saw and ied to get that shit open

Seriously... our defense dept should use that plastic to armor humvees in Iraq.

QuarterToTen

cutback wrote:

what about the krypton strength plastic packaging?

you need a chain saw and ied to get that shit open

i find a blow torch and some wire cutters works much better.

you could strap a Barbie doll to a rocket and launch it to Mars
and the packaging would remain intact.

not to mention the 873 stickers that go on her 'beach house'

josevolution

oh thank god my kids are out of that age group, but i hear you cory i used to have so many of those damm ties all over the house i'm surprized my dog never ate one of those ....

Riverrunner

Kids can't even open their own presents anymore. What possible purpose could there be for making it so difficult? And is there a machine at the manufacturing facility that does that? Or do the chinese people have to do each one by hand?

tybird

Riverrunner wrote:

Kids can't even open their own presents anymore. What possible purpose could there be for making it so difficult? And is there a machine at the manufacturing facility that does that? Or do the chinese people have to do each one by hand?

With some experience in manufacturing, I would guess that these have to be done by hand.

josevolution

QuarterToTen wrote:

i find a blow torch and some wire cutters works much better.

you could strap a Barbie doll to a rocket and launch it to Mars
and the packaging would remain intact.

not to mention the 873 stickers that go on her 'beach house'

and yet they can send space shuttles into space that have tiles flying off it

drtyfrnk29

tybird wrote:

With some experience in manufacturing, I would guess that these have to be done by hand.

Imagine the calouses (sp?) on those hands. Damn.

cory

I'm glad to see my pain is universal. I liked the bobcat idea.

The best ones are the toy trucks that not only have twist ties, but you need a fucking phillips head screwdriver to loosen the screw in the middle of the truck body.

I have an idea. Fuck all that shit and lower the cost of these toys by 80%.

Sincerely,

:mad:

cory

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

i hope you and your family had a wonderful holiday....

now go get a cup of coffee you whiny prick......hehehehehehehehehe

I'd like to pour a cup of hot coffee down your hairy back;)

in_hiding79

cory wrote:

I'd like to send a big FUCK YOU out to your face. I mean, come on, they're fucking $20.00 piece of shit toys. Do you really think 46 twist ties are necessary? May a meteor fall from the sky and land on your nuts.

Thanks.

I really need to STOP drinking Dr Pepper when reading your posts!! LOL

SPEEDY MCCREADY

in_hiding79 wrote:

I really need to STOP drinking Dr Pepper when reading your posts!! LOL

man how i would like to twist your ties.....

hehehehehehe...............

Steve Dunne

i was ready to stick one of those twisty tie things up hannah montana's ass after 15 minutes of trying to get the thing open with my 4 year old screaming in my ear.