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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top ten things to do to help suns stop scratching his butt:

    1. drag him to a skin doctor :D
    2. distract him with 'Eddie'
    3 Stop mentioning butt or shit?
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  • hartamh wrote:
    4. stop him from talking about farts :eek:


    5. cut all his fingers off.... then take him to a psychiatrist.

    :)
    "i forgot the words...."
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top ten things to do to help suns stop scratching his butt

    1. Drag him to a skin doctor
    2. Distract him with 'Eddie'
    3. Stop mentioning butt or shit?
    4. Stop him talking about farts
    5. Cut all his fingers off.... then take him to a psychiatrist
    5. Remove his butt
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,306
    Top ten things to do to help suns stop scratching his butt

    1. Drag him to a skin doctor
    2. Distract him with 'Eddie'
    3. Stop mentioning butt or shit?
    4. Stop him talking about farts
    5. Cut all his fingers off.... then take him to a psychiatrist
    5. Remove his butt
    7.start picking nose instead
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  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top ten things to do to help suns stop scratching his butt

    1. Drag him to a skin doctor
    2. Distract him with 'Eddie'
    3. Stop mentioning butt or shit?
    4. Stop him talking about farts
    5. Cut all his fingers off.... then take him to a psychiatrist
    5. Remove his butt
    6. start picking nose instead
    7. Tell him it causes cancer
    Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006;  Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024

  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Top ten things to do to help suns stop scratching his butt

    1. Drag him to a skin doctor
    2. Distract him with 'Eddie'
    3. Stop mentioning butt or shit?
    4. Stop him talking about farts
    5. Cut all his fingers off.... then take him to a psychiatrist
    5. Remove his butt
    6. start picking nose instead
    7. Tell him it causes cancer
    8. Get a pet monkey to do it for him
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Top ten things to do to help suns stop scratching his butt

    1. Drag him to a skin doctor
    2. Distract him with 'Eddie'
    3. Stop mentioning butt or shit?
    4. Stop him talking about farts
    5. Cut all his fingers off.... then take him to a psychiatrist
    5. Remove his butt
    6. start picking nose instead
    7. Tell him it causes cancer
    8. Get a pet monkey to do it for him
    9. Dish out all the grotty and unhygienic facts about what germs are around your anus so he gets completely grossed out
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • muiren77
    muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    Top ten things to do to help suns stop scratching his butt

    1. Drag him to a skin doctor
    2. Distract him with 'Eddie'
    3. Stop mentioning butt or shit?
    4. Stop him talking about farts
    5. Cut all his fingers off.... then take him to a psychiatrist
    5. Remove his butt
    6. start picking nose instead
    7. Tell him it causes cancer
    8. Get a pet monkey to do it for him
    9. Dish out all the grotty and unhygienic facts about what germs are around your anus so he gets completely grossed out

    unbelievable! you people don't know how to count :D:D

    yellowled24, you're the 10th...start another top 10
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    muiren77 wrote:
    unbelievable! you people don't know how to count :D:D

    yellowled24, you're the 10th...start another top 10

    Sorry, I think that was me ...

    Some people aren't quoting all the posts in the list and only quoting the last post which was messing it up.

    So I did a cut and paste of all the previous entries to make them appear on one post.

    And somehow we ended up with two No. 5s. :o
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  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    Top 10 Reasons Why No One Has Started Another Topic??
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    Top 10 Reasons Why No One Has Started Another Topic??

    1. most of them are having sex right now.
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • E.K wrote:
    Sorry, I think that was me ...

    Some people aren't quoting all the posts in the list and only quoting the last post which was messing it up.

    So I did a cut and paste of all the previous entries to make them appear on one post.

    And somehow we ended up with two No. 5s. :o
    Better than 2 number 2's :eek:
  • muiren77
    muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    E.K wrote:
    Sorry, I think that was me ...

    Some people aren't quoting all the posts in the list and only quoting the last post which was messing it up.

    So I did a cut and paste of all the previous entries to make them appear on one post.

    And somehow we ended up with two No. 5s. :o


    apology accepted ;)

    no need to be embarrased E.K. :)
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • Top 10 Reasons Why No One Has Started Another Topic??

    1. most of them are having sex right now.
    2. they must be Australian. f*cknig lazy bunch
    wah
  • Top 10 Reasons Why No One Has Started Another Topic??

    1. most of them are having sex right now.
    2. they must be Australian. f*cknig lazy bunch
    3. They've got a brain infection in their kidneys.
  • muiren77
    muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    Top 10 Reasons Why No One Has Started Another Topic??

    1. most of them are having sex right now.
    2. they must be Australian. f*cknig lazy bunch
    3. They've got a brain infection in their kidneys.
    4. They've been busy watching alf alpha in little rascals
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • Top 10 Reasons Why No One Has Started Another Topic??

    1. most of them are having sex right now.
    2. they must be Australian. f*cknig lazy bunch
    3. They've got a brain infection in their kidneys.
    4. They've been busy watching alf alpha in little rascals
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    wah
  • Top 10 Reasons Why No One Has Started Another Topic??

    1. most of them are having sex right now.
    2. they must be Australian. f*cknig lazy bunch
    3. They've got a brain infection in their kidneys.
    4. They've been busy watching alf alpha in little rascals
    5. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    6. I have to pee
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  • PJ_Saluki
    PJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    Top 10 Reasons Why No One Has Started Another Topic??

    1. most of them are having sex right now.
    2. they must be Australian. f*cknig lazy bunch
    3. They've got a brain infection in their kidneys.
    4. They've been busy watching alf alpha in little rascals
    5. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    6. I have to pee
    7. Brain drain
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  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top 10 Reasons Why No One Has Started Another Topic??

    1. most of them are having sex right now.
    2. they must be Australian. f*cknig lazy bunch
    3. They've got a brain infection in their kidneys.
    4. They've been busy watching alf alpha in little rascals
    5. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    6. I have to pee
    7. Brain drain
    8. Too lazy
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