Actually a freak bowling accident. You see growing up I was constantly ridiculed for having "fat thumbs". This resulted in numerous school yard fights. As a result of being made fun of I developed quite a complex. The only way I could make myself feel better was to go bowling and watch Sally Jesse Raphael. Well, one sad day in the summer of '88 I went bowling with some friends. I accidently left my custom made "Thumbinator" bowling ball at home and was forced to squeeze my thumb into one of the house balls. Well, after a few beers I was beginning to show off and wanted to bowl a strike using two balls at once. I forced my thumbs into those balls against my better judgment. I flung my arms back ready to release them at just the right time when all of a sudden both thumbs were severed. I did bowl a strike, but lost my thumbs forever. So that's my story. We're you really interested or just making small talk?
At first I was merely making idle chit chat but now you have inspired me to write your biography, Fatty No Thumbs
i was kept on a short leash once... that man is now in jail and i no longer have to bark for water.. its not all bad though... i have been trained to lick my own nuts.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
At first I was merely making idle chit chat but now you have inspired me to write your biography, Fatty No Thumbs
Fatty ArghKnuckle.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i was kept on a short leash once... that man is now in jail and i no longer have to bark for water.. its not all bad though... i have been trained to lick my own nuts.
Your sig is useless without pics. On the other hand you being able to lick yourself is far too frightening to even invision, let alone see.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Wtf you been up to Jose?
Stepped over the line?...Little too much of the ol' Chilean Merlot, little too much sexy mood music.....? We've all been there.
Your sig is useless without pics. On the other hand you being able to lick yourself is far too frightening to even invision, let alone see.
i have the evidence... but only Marty Feldman can truly authenticate the evidence in one glance... it takes us mere mortals two glances.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
At first I was merely making idle chit chat but now you have inspired me to write your biography, Fatty No Thumbs
I'm ok with this. All I ask of you is what I asked of my uncle who every summer insisted on re-enacting the Ned Beatty scene from Deliverance. Please, be gentle.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
I'm ok with this. All I ask of you is what I asked of my uncle who every summer insisted on re-enacting the Ned Beatty scene from Deliverance. Please, be gentle.
I'm not gonna ram it home to start. I was gonna ease it in. Like a gentleman.
Wtf you been up to Jose?
Stepped over the line?...Little too much of the ol' Chilean Merlot, little too much sexy mood music.....? We've all been there.
hey where have you been allday it's comedy fest here today i allways behave myself, no wine yet but i do feel like a bottle might get opened tonight so i can raise a glass and toast i fellow pitster ...;)
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
And it doesn't appear that she is ready to Drop it anytime soon either.
Whenever my neighbor is out walking her dog cory she always drops the leash and lets it run around. I find little nuggets in my backyard every so often during the summer (true story)
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
Whenever my neighbor is out walking her dog cory she always drops the leash and lets it run around. I find little nuggets in my backyard every so often during the summer (true story)
That's frustrating! My neighbors dog champ would probably kick the crap out of your neighbors dog!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
That's frustrating! My neighbors dog champ would probably kick the crap out of your neighbors dog!
hell my neighbor is way more annoying she is allways screaming out her front door for her poodle to come in i can hear her now " come in metsy come in metsy " :eek:..
hell my neighbor is way more annoying she is allways screaming out her front door for her poodle to come in i can hear her now " come in metsy come in metsy " :eek:..
Those damn mets fans always have the biggest mouths!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
people, people! when you use short leashes you WILL cause chaffing!
be very careful with that! it's best to have a lead leash, that way, when the man is crawling away, moaning he isn't going to get very far, but he also wont give himself too much rope burn on his neck.
this is very sage advice, gents, and ladies.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
All I know is notcory is now going drop down and unleash his true talent and become totally epic at Guitar Hero just like in South Park....
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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Fatty ArghKnuckle.
Your sig is useless without pics. On the other hand you being able to lick yourself is far too frightening to even invision, let alone see.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Stepped over the line?...Little too much of the ol' Chilean Merlot, little too much sexy mood music.....? We've all been there.
i have the evidence... but only Marty Feldman can truly authenticate the evidence in one glance... it takes us mere mortals two glances.
I'm ok with this. All I ask of you is what I asked of my uncle who every summer insisted on re-enacting the Ned Beatty scene from Deliverance. Please, be gentle.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
hey where have you been allday it's comedy fest here today
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and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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And it doesn't appear that she is ready to Drop it anytime soon either.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
momma? is that you?
Whenever my neighbor is out walking her dog cory she always drops the leash and lets it run around. I find little nuggets in my backyard every so often during the summer (true story)
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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( o.O)
(")_(")
That's frustrating! My neighbors dog champ would probably kick the crap out of your neighbors dog!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
hell my neighbor is way more annoying she is allways screaming out her front door for her poodle to come in i can hear her now " come in metsy come in metsy " :eek:..
Those damn mets fans always have the biggest mouths!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
people, people! when you use short leashes you WILL cause chaffing!
be very careful with that! it's best to have a lead leash, that way, when the man is crawling away, moaning he isn't going to get very far, but he also wont give himself too much rope burn on his neck.
this is very sage advice, gents, and ladies.
they sure do
Pathetic...you act like its a victory when someone gets the boot. Grow up.
He's in a better place now anyway.
ok i have to respond ,you don't have a clue do you as to the nature of this thread ,gheegz dude ...:eek:...
Nah, I do...
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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Jumpin JEEEHOSOPHAT!!!!
Batman! do you see a case of internuts??
Cuz I does
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg
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( o.O)
(")_(")