Short Leash Today !!

josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,544
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
i'm not saying anything else ...
jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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  • kenshuntkenshunt Posts: 2,863
    hehe
    London 2005
    Toronto 2011 night 2
    Hamilton 2011
    London 2013
  • This is ridiculous.

    :mad:

    unfucking believable.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,155
    Amazing just how quickly some hreads........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cF1b6sSVp4
    Van 92.07.21 / Van 98.07.19 / Sea 98.07.22 / Tor 98.08.22 / Sea 00.11.06 / Van 03.05.30/ Van 05.09.02/ Gorge 06.07.22 & 23 / EV Van 08.04.02 / Tor 09.08.21 / Sea 09.09.21 & 22 / Van 09.09.25 / Van 11.09.25 / Van 13.12.04 / Pem 16.07.17 / Sea 18.08.10
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Crazy stuff going on..................................
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Shit happens, man. Nothing you can do about it. You play with fire...
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • Get over it, people.
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    i am almost at 7,000

    that is THE Important thing here!!!! :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    What is going on? All I can gather from a few threads is that when you hit a nice looking number with 3 zeros you're banned? :confused: Lol, I don't know.
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Lizard wrote:
    i am almost at 7,000

    that is THE Important thing here!!!! :p

    That IS the important thing!! Congrats!
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Lizard wrote:
    i am almost at 7,000

    that is THE Important thing here!!!! :p
    Nice.
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Nice.

    thanks. and my boss thanks me too!!!!!!

    now for the perfect next post......................................
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Just twiddling my thumbs minding my own business. Ah, who am I kidding?!?!? I don't have thumbs. What to twiddle? Any suggestions?!? ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    what the hell is going on?
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Slip Kid wrote:
    what the hell is going on?

    The answer lies somewhere between a Rib Eye Steak and a pack of Trojans. I've said too much. I must be going.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    Just twiddling my thumbs minding my own business. Ah, who am I kidding?!?!? I don't have thumbs. What to twiddle? Any suggestions?!? ;)
    Lose your thumbs in a nasty tractor/stimulator accident, did we?
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    .

    Drop The Leash!!!

    Drop The Leash!!!


    Gimmie A Fucking Break!!!
  • BlancheBlanche Posts: 247
    i'm not saying anything else ...
    Big dog?
    :confused:
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    cutback wrote:
    .

    Drop The Leash!!!

    Drop The Leash!!!


    Gimmie A Fucking Break!!!

    It's pretty ridiculous if you ask me.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,155
    cutback wrote:
    .


    Gimmie A Fucking Break!!!
    ............Be careful of what you ask for ;)
    Van 92.07.21 / Van 98.07.19 / Sea 98.07.22 / Tor 98.08.22 / Sea 00.11.06 / Van 03.05.30/ Van 05.09.02/ Gorge 06.07.22 & 23 / EV Van 08.04.02 / Tor 09.08.21 / Sea 09.09.21 & 22 / Van 09.09.25 / Van 11.09.25 / Van 13.12.04 / Pem 16.07.17 / Sea 18.08.10
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,544
    Blanche wrote:
    Big dog?
    :confused:

    damm the crikets are so loud i can't seem to hear or read anything ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Lose your thumbs in a nasty tractor/stimulator accident, did we?

    Actually a freak bowling accident. You see growing up I was constantly ridiculed for having "fat thumbs". This resulted in numerous school yard fights. As a result of being made fun of I developed quite a complex. The only way I could make myself feel better was to go bowling and watch Sally Jesse Raphael. Well, one sad day in the summer of '88 I went bowling with some friends. I accidently left my custom made "Thumbinator" bowling ball at home and was forced to squeeze my thumb into one of the house balls. Well, after a few beers I was beginning to show off and wanted to bowl a strike using two balls at once. I forced my thumbs into those balls against my better judgment. I flung my arms back ready to release them at just the right time when all of a sudden both thumbs were severed. I did bowl a strike, but lost my thumbs forever. So that's my story. We're you really interested or just making small talk?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Actually a freak bowling accident. You see growing up I was constantly ridiculed for having "fat thumbs". This resulted in numerous school yard fights. As a result of being made fun of I developed quite a complex. The only way I could make myself feel better was to go bowling and watch Sally Jesse Raphael. Well, one sad day in the summer of '88 I went bowling with some friends. I accidently left my custom made "Thumbinator" bowling ball at home and was forced to squeeze my thumb into one of the house balls. Well, after a few beers I was beginning to show off and wanted to bowl a strike using two balls at once. I forced my thumbs into those balls against my better judgment. I flung my arms back ready to release them at just the right time when all of a sudden both thumbs were severed. i did bowl a strike, but lost my thumbs forever. So that's my story. We're you really interested or just making small talk?

    LOL. You're one in a million, mookie.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • My neighbor keeps her dog cory on a short leash...

    :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Hawkshore wrote:
    ............Be careful of what you ask for ;)


    i'm just singing some pearl jam....aren't those the right lyrics? ;)
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    I really want to know. I met a guy once and all his fingers were missing past the knuckle. I never asked him what happened and to this day, it drives my imagination wild not knowing.

    (Phew, my head is not on the chopping block! Close call.)
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,544
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Actually a freak bowling accident. You see growing up I was constantly ridiculed for having "fat thumbs". This resulted in numerous school yard fights. As a result of being made fun of I developed quite a complex. The only way I could make myself feel better was to go bowling and watch Sally Jesse Raphael. Well, one sad day in the summer of '88 I went bowling with some friends. I accidently left my custom made "Thumbinator" bowling ball at home and was forced to squeeze my thumb into one of the house balls. Well, after a few beers I was beginning to show off and wanted to bowl a strike using two balls at once. I forced my thumbs into those balls against my better judgment. I flung my arms back ready to release them at just the right time when all of a sudden both thumbs were severed. I did bowl a strike, but lost my thumbs forever. So that's my story. We're you really interested or just making small talk?

    i believe your in the wrong bussiness go get your self an agent :D can you say stand up comedian damm your good today ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    The answer lies somewhere between a Rib Eye Steak and a pack of Trojans. I've said too much. I must be going.

    The last time someone told me that, I got an eye full of raw meat and a very peculiar sensation in the Nether Regions.

    also, I had trouble sitting down for a few weeks.

    but, the answer was totally worth it.

    who knew that Donald duck could bend like that?? and the color scheme???

    unbelievable. freaking amazing, if you ask me.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    Actually a freak bowling accident. You see growing up I was constantly ridiculed for having "fat thumbs". This resulted in numerous school yard fights. As a result of being made fun of I developed quite a complex. The only way I could make myself feel better was to go bowling and watch Sally Jesse Raphael. Well, one sad day in the summer of '88 I went bowling with some friends. I accidently left my custom made "Thumbinator" bowling ball at home and was forced to squeeze my thumb into one of the house balls. Well, after a few beers I was beginning to show off and wanted to bowl a strike using two balls at once. I forced my thumbs into those balls against my better judgment. I flung my arms back ready to release them at just the right time when all of a sudden both thumbs were severed. I did bowl a strike, but lost my thumbs forever. So that's my story. We're you really interested or just making small talk?

    Has anyone ever told you, you should become a salesman?
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Has anyone ever told you, you should become a salesman?

    Stripper? Yes
    Spelunker? Yes
    Salesman? Nope. You're the first.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    LOL. You're one in a million, mookie.

    That's what the doctor said who tried to re-attach my thumbs. Actually, he said something like in the over 1 million patients I have cared for, I have never dealt with such and idiot, but I knew what he really meant.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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