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Lose your thumbs in a nasty tractor/stimulator accident, did we?
Actually a freak bowling accident. You see growing up I was constantly ridiculed for having "fat thumbs". This resulted in numerous school yard fights. As a result of being made fun of I developed quite a complex. The only way I could make myself feel better was to go bowling and watch Sally Jesse Raphael. Well, one sad day in the summer of '88 I went bowling with some friends. I accidently left my custom made "Thumbinator" bowling ball at home and was forced to squeeze my thumb into one of the house balls. Well, after a few beers I was beginning to show off and wanted to bowl a strike using two balls at once. I forced my thumbs into those balls against my better judgment. I flung my arms back ready to release them at just the right time when all of a sudden both thumbs were severed. I did bowl a strike, but lost my thumbs forever. So that's my story. We're you really interested or just making small talk?
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Actually a freak bowling accident. You see growing up I was constantly ridiculed for having "fat thumbs". This resulted in numerous school yard fights. As a result of being made fun of I developed quite a complex. The only way I could make myself feel better was to go bowling and watch Sally Jesse Raphael. Well, one sad day in the summer of '88 I went bowling with some friends. I accidently left my custom made "Thumbinator" bowling ball at home and was forced to squeeze my thumb into one of the house balls. Well, after a few beers I was beginning to show off and wanted to bowl a strike using two balls at once. I forced my thumbs into those balls against my better judgment. I flung my arms back ready to release them at just the right time when all of a sudden both thumbs were severed. i did bowl a strike, but lost my thumbs forever. So that's my story. We're you really interested or just making small talk?
LOL. You're one in a million, mookie.
This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper
My neighbor keeps her dog cory on a short leash...
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
I really want to know. I met a guy once and all his fingers were missing past the knuckle. I never asked him what happened and to this day, it drives my imagination wild not knowing.
(Phew, my head is not on the chopping block! Close call.)
Actually a freak bowling accident. You see growing up I was constantly ridiculed for having "fat thumbs". This resulted in numerous school yard fights. As a result of being made fun of I developed quite a complex. The only way I could make myself feel better was to go bowling and watch Sally Jesse Raphael. Well, one sad day in the summer of '88 I went bowling with some friends. I accidently left my custom made "Thumbinator" bowling ball at home and was forced to squeeze my thumb into one of the house balls. Well, after a few beers I was beginning to show off and wanted to bowl a strike using two balls at once. I forced my thumbs into those balls against my better judgment. I flung my arms back ready to release them at just the right time when all of a sudden both thumbs were severed. I did bowl a strike, but lost my thumbs forever. So that's my story. We're you really interested or just making small talk?
i believe your in the wrong bussiness go get your self an agent can you say stand up comedian damm your good today ...
Actually a freak bowling accident. You see growing up I was constantly ridiculed for having "fat thumbs". This resulted in numerous school yard fights. As a result of being made fun of I developed quite a complex. The only way I could make myself feel better was to go bowling and watch Sally Jesse Raphael. Well, one sad day in the summer of '88 I went bowling with some friends. I accidently left my custom made "Thumbinator" bowling ball at home and was forced to squeeze my thumb into one of the house balls. Well, after a few beers I was beginning to show off and wanted to bowl a strike using two balls at once. I forced my thumbs into those balls against my better judgment. I flung my arms back ready to release them at just the right time when all of a sudden both thumbs were severed. I did bowl a strike, but lost my thumbs forever. So that's my story. We're you really interested or just making small talk?
Has anyone ever told you, you should become a salesman?
That's what the doctor said who tried to re-attach my thumbs. Actually, he said something like in the over 1 million patients I have cared for, I have never dealt with such and idiot, but I knew what he really meant.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
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Toronto 2011 night 2
Hamilton 2011
London 2013
:mad:
unfucking believable.
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
that is THE Important thing here!!!!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
That IS the important thing!! Congrats!
thanks. and my boss thanks me too!!!!!!
now for the perfect next post......................................
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
The answer lies somewhere between a Rib Eye Steak and a pack of Trojans. I've said too much. I must be going.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Drop The Leash!!!
Drop The Leash!!!
Gimmie A Fucking Break!!!
It's pretty ridiculous if you ask me.
damm the crikets are so loud i can't seem to hear or read anything ...
Actually a freak bowling accident. You see growing up I was constantly ridiculed for having "fat thumbs". This resulted in numerous school yard fights. As a result of being made fun of I developed quite a complex. The only way I could make myself feel better was to go bowling and watch Sally Jesse Raphael. Well, one sad day in the summer of '88 I went bowling with some friends. I accidently left my custom made "Thumbinator" bowling ball at home and was forced to squeeze my thumb into one of the house balls. Well, after a few beers I was beginning to show off and wanted to bowl a strike using two balls at once. I forced my thumbs into those balls against my better judgment. I flung my arms back ready to release them at just the right time when all of a sudden both thumbs were severed. I did bowl a strike, but lost my thumbs forever. So that's my story. We're you really interested or just making small talk?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
LOL. You're one in a million, mookie.
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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i'm just singing some pearl jam....aren't those the right lyrics?
(Phew, my head is not on the chopping block! Close call.)
i believe your in the wrong bussiness go get your self an agent
The last time someone told me that, I got an eye full of raw meat and a very peculiar sensation in the Nether Regions.
also, I had trouble sitting down for a few weeks.
but, the answer was totally worth it.
who knew that Donald duck could bend like that?? and the color scheme???
unbelievable. freaking amazing, if you ask me.
Has anyone ever told you, you should become a salesman?
Stripper? Yes
Spelunker? Yes
Salesman? Nope. You're the first.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
That's what the doctor said who tried to re-attach my thumbs. Actually, he said something like in the over 1 million patients I have cared for, I have never dealt with such and idiot, but I knew what he really meant.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"