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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Just so you know I called the shot ala Babe Ruth before I posted. Unfortunately no one was around to view me pointing to the wall. ;)
    :eek: I saw it. . . I also saw you using that gripper. :eek:
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    :eek: I saw it. . . I also saw you using that gripper. :eek:

    I thought that was a new peep hole! I spent all last weekend going crazy with the drywall and caulk only to discover a new hole. I figured I must have missed it, but no, you're quick. I thought I saw eyes blinking ala Scooby Doo when I was pointing. Well since you were here, how bout that grip of mine?!? Huh?!?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I thought that was a new peep hole! I spent all last weekend going crazy with the drywall and caulk only to discover a new hole. I figured I must have missed it, but no, you're quick. I thought I saw eyes blinking ala Scooby Doo when I was pointing. Well since you were here, how bout that grip of mine?!? Huh?!?

    I could use a grip like that around the house, man - I haven't been able to reopen that Crystal Pepsi bottle...:D

    oh, and when you caulk - do you really need to hold it there and moan "blast off!" ??? I mean, fun is fun - but that one almost gave your neighbor a heart attack! (she is such a sweetheart, for a toothless 89 year old bald widow with a Mookfetish.)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I

    oh, and when you caulk - do you really need to hold it there and moan "blast off!" ???

    DUDE! :eek: ;)
    I love to turn you on
  • phillyfan
    phillyfan Posts: 831
    this is too fucking funny
    If you hate something dont you do it too
    world fucking champs!!!
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    phillyfan wrote:
    this is too fucking funny

    kid she must have some sort of kung fu grip! :eek: :D
    I love to turn you on
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    kid she must have some sort of kung fu grip! :eek: :D
    i also have the beard but, like the other thread sez..I wax. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I could use a grip like that around the house, man - I haven't been able to reopen that Crystal Pepsi bottle...:D

    oh, and when you caulk - do you really need to hold it there and moan "blast off!" ??? I mean, fun is fun - but that one almost gave your neighbor a heart attack! (she is such a sweetheart, for a toothless 89 year old bald widow with a Mookfetish.)

    I'll help you with the Crystal Pepsi if you help me open my Summit Bar!

    As to my nights of caulk with Esther (as my memoirs will be titled), while she may appear to be close to a heart attack, in actuality the "blast off" is by request. I used to say "I bet you've never seen someone work his caulk so well" but that's what caused her to lose her teeth to begin with. So now I give her a bullet to bite on, well gum on, and yell blast off into the night!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    this will be tough to explain because i just ran and don't have the mental constitution to get graphic, so anyone else who wants to chime/assist here please feel free!

    I was using some baseball terms to describe my lack of activity this morning...
    but for future reference, here goes...
    getting to 1st base - kissing, mild groping
    getting to 2nd base - kissing, graphic groping...hands are definitely doing the work
    getting to 3rd base - oral with all the fixin's
    home run (or all the way home) - intercourse and anything else you desire

    btw...your username automatically gets you 'on the field' and all the way to 3rd base!!! ;)



    LOL Cheeky :0
    Get the idea now.Heard it so much over the years but never knew what it meant.Hadn't picked up on the baseball reference.Fixin's sound good,like when Marty took Niles and Frasier to the steak house and they got all the fixin's whether they wanted them or not.Or maybe not lol.
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    there is a certain mystique to morning wood....

    What are you talking about????? You COULD be sleeping! Sleep=good! :)

    :rolleyes:
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I'm more of a fan of the nooner. Gives you that extra boost to make it through the rest of the day. To each their own, right?!?


    indeed!

    although really, a nooner just means lets stay in bed the rest of the day! :p ahhhhhhh....what a beautiful week, and a beautiful day after valentine's day. great sunshiney day, off all week, last day off with hubby....made the most of it. ;) fun, fun, fun!


    i'm really not a fan of the morning, especially before work. if i sleep late and have the day off, sure...but nooners, evenings, lat nights....far more my style. :D


    jose, glad to know you still got it and know how th keep the mrs. volution happy. ;)
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    decides2dream wrote:
    indeed!

    although really, a nooner just means lets stay in bed the rest of the day! :p ahhhhhhh....what a beautiful week, and a beautiful day after valentine's day. great sunshiney day, off all week, last day off with hubby....made the most of it. ;) fun, fun, fun!


    i'm really not a fan of the morning, especially before work. if i sleep late and have the day off, sure...but nooners, evenings, lat nights....far more my style. :D


    jose, glad to know you still got it and know how th keep the mrs. volution happy. ;)


    Welcome back! Glad there's more love for the nooner!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Welcome back! Glad there's more love for the nooner!!!



    :D
    indeed!

    and it was a GREAT week.....but sure, nice to pop in again as well. got that 10c e-mail and just had to peek in tonight.


    did i mention hubby's back at work tomorrrow...but i am not? ;) love for the nooner is good! :D hahahaha.


    my LR is now the most gorgeous shade of red....love it. a productive, relaxing, fun vacation at home.......:cool:

    *all my pj posters are up finally too! must go post in the framed poster thread! :p
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    decides2dream wrote:

    did i mention hubby's back at work tomorrrow...but i am not? ;) love for the nooner is good! :D hahahaha.

    Is this reverting back to the postman conversation?!? ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Is this reverting back to the postman conversation?!? ;)


    how'd you know my hubby used to be a postman?! :D
    and sure...he always rang twice. ;) the good ones usually do. :p
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,814
    hello everybody well the morning pleaser struck again today no better way to begin your day/weekend :D so bring it on :) ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    What a good way to wake up... :D
    Mid-afternoon is good time too...Kinda wakes you up from that post-lunch drowsiness :D
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,814
    urbanhippie wrote:
    What a good way to wake up... :D
    Mid-afternoon is good time too...Kinda wakes you up from that post-lunch drowsiness :D

    yeah no doubt and i wish i was at home for the afternoon session will on the weekend ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Dylan Stone
    Dylan Stone Posts: 1,145
    josevolution wrote:
    are you one i am at least this morning the wife left to work so happy :D ....

    Well thanks for that information, Jose. :D
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Anytime is great
    Nice to know you.

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