Morning Pleaser ...
josevolution
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are you one i am at least this morning the wife left to work so happy 
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.... jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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good man,, i leave too early for that but good man
p.s. she felt bad after the mailman incident yesterday
But, if our schedules worked out better and we didn't have a small child that wakes up early in the morning, that would be my preference!!
the morning sessions are great
I agree.
but u also love the afternoon mailman sessions
lol
Only if my husband becomes a mailman.
:rolleyes: :eek:
well you are honest
I'm more of a fan of the nooner. Gives you that extra boost to make it through the rest of the day. To each their own, right?!?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
yea but at noon u get lazy
if your off from work its cool
but if u have to be productive afterwards .....
that being said i know your mailman comes in the afternoon
She's not the only one!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
homerun :( lol
Just so you know I called the shot ala Babe Ruth before I posted. Unfortunately no one was around to view me pointing to the wall.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
well at least i got my mookie back
not the soft one of the past week or so lol
and yes she said real soft haha
i intentionally walked u
she did so it was what ever i wanted this morning ,nothing better then the smell of p%$#@ in the morning it gives me so much energy
I've heard the American term of "bases" for sex euphemism.Excuse my ignorance but would someone be up for enlightening me as to what the "bases and at bat are".We don't have a Scottish equivalent.
I miss morning pleasure's :(
this will be tough to explain because i just ran and don't have the mental constitution to get graphic, so anyone else who wants to chime/assist here please feel free!
I was using some baseball terms to describe my lack of activity this morning...
but for future reference, here goes...
getting to 1st base - kissing, mild groping
getting to 2nd base - kissing, graphic groping...hands are definitely doing the work
getting to 3rd base - oral with all the fixin's
home run (or all the way home) - intercourse and anything else you desire
btw...your username automatically gets you 'on the field' and all the way to 3rd base!!!
fixin's???? hahahahahahahaha
hey, i was going to say trimmings, but that's up to the individual. tastes.
muahhhh!!!!!
I thought that was a new peep hole! I spent all last weekend going crazy with the drywall and caulk only to discover a new hole. I figured I must have missed it, but no, you're quick. I thought I saw eyes blinking ala Scooby Doo when I was pointing. Well since you were here, how bout that grip of mine?!? Huh?!?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I could use a grip like that around the house, man - I haven't been able to reopen that Crystal Pepsi bottle...:D
oh, and when you caulk - do you really need to hold it there and moan "blast off!" ??? I mean, fun is fun - but that one almost gave your neighbor a heart attack! (she is such a sweetheart, for a toothless 89 year old bald widow with a Mookfetish.)
DUDE! :eek:
world fucking champs!!!
kid she must have some sort of kung fu grip! :eek:
I'll help you with the Crystal Pepsi if you help me open my Summit Bar!
As to my nights of caulk with Esther (as my memoirs will be titled), while she may appear to be close to a heart attack, in actuality the "blast off" is by request. I used to say "I bet you've never seen someone work his caulk so well" but that's what caused her to lose her teeth to begin with. So now I give her a bullet to bite on, well gum on, and yell blast off into the night!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
LOL Cheeky :0
Get the idea now.Heard it so much over the years but never knew what it meant.Hadn't picked up on the baseball reference.Fixin's sound good,like when Marty took Niles and Frasier to the steak house and they got all the fixin's whether they wanted them or not.Or maybe not lol.
What are you talking about????? You COULD be sleeping! Sleep=good!
:rolleyes: