Morning Pleaser ...

josevolution
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are you one i am at least this morning the wife left to work so happy
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jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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josevolution wrote:are you one i am at least this morning the wife left to work so happy
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good man,, i leave too early for that but good man
p.s. she felt bad after the mailman incident yesterdaylol
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My husband left for work about 3 hours before I got up...lol. :(
But, if our schedules worked out better and we didn't have a small child that wakes up early in the morning, that would be my preference!!0 -
Brain of J.Lo wrote:My husband left for work about 3 hours before I got up...lol. :(
But, if our schedules worked out better and we didn't have a small child that wakes up early in the morning, that would be my preference!!
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NY PJ1 wrote:but u also love the afternoon mailman sessions
lol
lol
Only if my husband becomes a mailman.I'm a good wife!
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Brain of J.Lo wrote:lol
Only if my husband becomes a mailman.I'm a good wife!
:rolleyes: :eek:
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josevolution wrote:are you one i am at least this morning the wife left to work so happy
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I'm more of a fan of the nooner. Gives you that extra boost to make it through the rest of the day. To each their own, right?!?"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
mookie9999 wrote:I'm more of a fan of the nooner. Gives you that extra boost to make it through the rest of the day. To each their own, right?!?
yea but at noon u get lazy
if your off from work its cool
but if u have to be productive afterwards .....
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NY PJ1 wrote:that being said i know your mailman "comes" in the afternoon
She's not the only one!"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
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NY PJ1 wrote:homerun :( lol
Just so you know I called the shot ala Babe Ruth before I posted. Unfortunately no one was around to view me pointing to the wall."The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"0 -
mookie9999 wrote:Just so you know I called the shot ala Babe Ruth before I posted. Unfortunately no one was around to view me pointing to the wall.
well at least i got my mookie back
not the soft one of the past week or so lol
and yes she said real soft haha
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I tried calling the shot this morning but struck out. Also had some fan interference from kids 1 and 2. At least the boy (#3) knew enough to shut up and stay quiet in his crib while daddy was 'at bat'.I love to turn you on0
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there is a certain mystique to morning wood....0
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NY PJ1 wrote:good man,, i leave too early for that but good man
p.s. she felt bad after the mailman incident yesterdaylol
she did so it was what ever i wanted this morning ,nothing better then the smell of p%$#@ in the morning it gives me so much energy...
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Steve Dunne wrote:I tried calling the shot this morning but struck out. Also had some fan interference from kids 1 and 2. At least the boy (#3) knew enough to shut up and stay quiet in his crib while daddy was 'at bat'.
I've heard the American term of "bases" for sex euphemism.Excuse my ignorance but would someone be up for enlightening me as to what the "bases and at bat are".We don't have a Scottish equivalent.
I miss morning pleasure's :(“There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”0 -
stargirl69 wrote:I've heard the American term of "bases" for sex euphemism.Excuse my ignorance but would someone be up for enlightening me as to what the "bases and at bat are".We don't have a Scottish equivalent.
I miss morning pleasure's :(
this will be tough to explain because i just ran and don't have the mental constitution to get graphic, so anyone else who wants to chime/assist here please feel free!
I was using some baseball terms to describe my lack of activity this morning...
but for future reference, here goes...
getting to 1st base - kissing, mild groping
getting to 2nd base - kissing, graphic groping...hands are definitely doing the work
getting to 3rd base - oral with all the fixin's
home run (or all the way home) - intercourse and anything else you desire
btw...your username automatically gets you 'on the field' and all the way to 3rd base!!!I love to turn you on0 -
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cutback wrote:fixin's???? hahahahahahahaha
:D
hey, i was going to say trimmings, but that's up to the individual. tastes.
muahhhh!!!!!I love to turn you on0
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