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God Is Everywhere .

josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,532
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
on this board look at all the threads and i'm guilty of another god thread sorry folks ignore if you wan't ....
jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    God is in my pants, mutha fuckaaaaaaa
  • peacocoaNMOpeacocoaNMO Posts: 99
    but god is nowhere to be found, conveniently.
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    josevolution wrote:
    on this board look at all the threads and i'm guilty of another god thread sorry folks ignore if you wan't ....

    and i just can't miss an opportunity to reply to these threads :D

    nah, whatever suits you, as long as you don't start praying in here :D
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here

    this sounds like some sort of spell, oh you put a spell on me ;)
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    genie wrote:
    this sounds like some sort of spell, oh you put a spell on me ;)

    Douglas Coupland mate ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Character ZeroCharacter Zero Posts: 96
    That reminds me of a joke I heard once.

    On a nice spring day as the snow is melting, little Johnny is pulling his wagon through his back yard and he gets it stuck in the mud.

    "Stupid fucking wagon! What a dumb piece of shit!"
    "Fuck... Damn thing!" He shouts as he tries to get it out.

    His elderly neighbor pokes her head out the window to see what the fuss is all about and where all the cursing is coming from.

    She sees Johnny swearing up a storm and trying to dislodge his wagon.

    "You know, God is everywhere" she says to him sternly
    "He can hear everything you say and he would not appreciate that language" she tells him

    "So God is everywhere huh? Is he in the trees?" He asks.
    "He certainly is" she responds.
    "Is he in my house?" is his next question.
    "Of course" says the neighbor.
    "One last question, is he in my wagon?" says Johnny.
    "Why yes he is" she responds.

    Johnny thinks for a minute and then looks at his neighbor and says
    "Well he's a pretty powerful dude, and I need some help so if he can hear me
    why won't he get the fuck out and push?"




    I think it's funny.
    I was taught a month ago to bide my time and take it slow, but then I learned just yesterday to rush and never waste a day. Now I'm convinced the whole day long that all I've learned is always wrong. Things are true that I forget, but no one taught that to me yet
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here
    theres alot to be said for nowhere.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,532
    Character Zero wrote:
    That reminds me of a joke I heard once.

    On a nice spring day as the snow is melting, little Johnny is pulling his wagon through his back yard and he gets it stuck in the mud.

    "Stupid fucking wagon! What a dumb piece of shit!"
    "Fuck... Damn thing!" He shouts as he tries to get it out.

    His elderly neighbor pokes her head out the window to see what the fuss is all about and where all the cursing is coming from.

    She sees Johnny swearing up a storm and trying to dislodge his wagon.

    "You know, God is everywhere" she says to him sternly
    "He can hear everything you say and he would not appreciate that language" she tells him

    "So God is everywhere huh? Is he in the trees?" He asks.
    "He certainly is" she responds.
    "Is he in my house?" is his next question.
    "Of course" says the neighbor.
    "One last question, is he in my wagon?" says Johnny.
    "Why yes he is" she responds.

    Johnny thinks for a minute and then looks at his neighbor and says
    "Well he's a pretty powerful dude, and I need some help so if he can hear me
    why won't he get the fuck out and push?"




    I think it's funny.

    that is :)
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • KatzenjammerKatzenjammer Posts: 57
    Character Zero wrote:
    "Well he's a pretty powerful dude, and I need some help so if he can hear me, why won't he get the fuck out and push?"


    Ba-dum-KSHHH
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    God is even swirling in my farts...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • kenshuntkenshunt Posts: 2,863
    God is in the T.V
    London 2005
    Toronto 2011 night 2
    Hamilton 2011
    London 2013
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Every time I flick a booger across the room god is right there surfing on it going YAHOOEE!!!
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Every time I flick a booger across the room god is right there surfing on it going YAHOOEE!!!


    ewwwww....
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    I used to be incredibly rude to god lovers of the world both in cyberspace and in person.

    But, I realized that it's better to be polite because that pisses them off a lot more than being berated by some godless heathen.

    Godlovers want to believe that their faith makes them morally superior to all non-believers. When I come off acting like mr. violent pyschopath, they say to themselves, "Well, that's what godlessness will do to a person.....damn heathen."

    So, now whenever I am approached by converters, I politely tell them that I am not interested and I wish them good luck on their search. Actually, I'll even start off with a "I'm really sorry...." so that they have to deal with the notion that I am capable of feeling remorse.

    I am not kidding when I say that I can see the frustration in their eyes. It just doesn't mesh well with their image of atheists cursing loudly and slamming heroin.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    sponger wrote:
    I used to be incredibly rude to god lovers of the world both in cyberspace and in person.

    But, I realized that it's better to be polite because that pisses them off a lot more than being berated by some godless heathen.

    Godlovers want to believe that their faith makes them morally superior to all non-believers. When I come off acting like mr. violent pyschopath, they say to themselves, "Well, that's what godlessness will do to a person.....damn heathen."

    So, now whenever I am approached by converters, I politely tell them that I am not interested and I wish them good luck on their search. Actually, I'll even start off with a "I'm really sorry...." so that they have to deal with the notion that I am capable of feeling remorse.

    I am not kidding when I say that I can see the frustration in their eyes. It just doesn't mesh well with their image of atheists cursing loudly and slamming heroin.

    It's obvious you're far superior to those pathetic morons that believe in God. Good for you!
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Every time I flick a booger across the room god is right there surfing on it going YAHOOEE!!!

    How enlightening. Your parents must be very proud of you.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    know1 wrote:
    It's obvious you're far superior to those pathetic morons that believe in God. Good for you!

    LOL nicely put.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • miskinmiskin Posts: 278
    i think God exists, if you truly believe he exists.
    i believe he can exist for some, and not for others.

    anyway being friendly and having fun is more important to me than religion, and im Roman Catholic (yes we do let our hair down!)
    myspace.com/airstriponeuk
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    know1 wrote:
    It's obvious you're far superior to those pathetic morons that believe in God. Good for you!


    Superiority and inferiority are imaginary concepts to which I do not subscribe.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • tylerpjtxtylerpjtx Posts: 201
    i like God quite a bit. I look at him as the spirit of love and hope in the world. Or that feeling you get when you're so overcome with how beautiful something is. i think its easier to understand that concept. I dont know about a guy with a beard in the sky, but i know there's something more powerful than us...whether thats a dude or just a feeling, it feels pretty good.
    all these burning battlefields are now behind us, life has brought us here together to remind us, that love will rise above it all and just keep growin, life keeps flowing and every moment starts right here with us
    -mason jennings
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    sponger wrote:
    Superiority and inferiority are imaginary concepts to which I do not subscribe.

    Keep telling yourself that and maybe you'll believe it....or perhaps you already do...
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    know1 wrote:
    How enlightening. Your parents must be very proud of you.

    He also anticipates and surfs on my turds when I flush.

    Pretty incredible eh?
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,532
    all i said god is evrywhere..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    know1 wrote:
    Keep telling yourself that and maybe you'll believe it....or perhaps you already do...

    If my posts offended you, then just say so. You don't have to pretend that it is beneath you in some way.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    sponger wrote:
    If my posts offended you, then just say so. You don't have to pretend that it is beneath you in some way.

    good comebacks Sponger!
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    miskin wrote:
    i think God exists, if you truly believe he exists.
    i believe he can exist for some, and not for others.

    anyway being friendly and having fun is more important to me than religion, and im Roman Catholic (yes we do let our hair down!)

    That's where I stand too, although I'm not Catholic.

    Anyway, I'm not really sure what the point of this thread was.
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    sponger wrote:
    If my posts offended you, then just say so. You don't have to pretend that it is beneath you in some way.

    It didn't offend me at all. They were just so hypocritical and self-righteous that it's kind of funny you can be so blind to something so obvious.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • BinFrogBinFrog Posts: 7,309
    josevolution wrote:
    all i said god is evrywhere..


    Just curious as to what you think the point of this thread was...?
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    know1 wrote:
    It didn't offend me at all. They were just so hypocritical and self-righteous that it's kind of funny you can be so blind to something so obvious.

    OK, so because I don't see things your way, I must be "blind." That's the problem that we heathens tend suffer from I suppose.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
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