God Is Everywhere .

josevolution
josevolution Posts: 31,827
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
on this board look at all the threads and i'm guilty of another god thread sorry folks ignore if you wan't ....
jesus greets me looks just like me ....
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  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    God is in my pants, mutha fuckaaaaaaa
  • peacocoaNMO
    peacocoaNMO Posts: 99
    but god is nowhere to be found, conveniently.
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    josevolution wrote:
    on this board look at all the threads and i'm guilty of another god thread sorry folks ignore if you wan't ....

    and i just can't miss an opportunity to reply to these threads :D

    nah, whatever suits you, as long as you don't start praying in here :D
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here

    this sounds like some sort of spell, oh you put a spell on me ;)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    genie wrote:
    this sounds like some sort of spell, oh you put a spell on me ;)

    Douglas Coupland mate ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Character Zero
    Character Zero Posts: 96
    That reminds me of a joke I heard once.

    On a nice spring day as the snow is melting, little Johnny is pulling his wagon through his back yard and he gets it stuck in the mud.

    "Stupid fucking wagon! What a dumb piece of shit!"
    "Fuck... Damn thing!" He shouts as he tries to get it out.

    His elderly neighbor pokes her head out the window to see what the fuss is all about and where all the cursing is coming from.

    She sees Johnny swearing up a storm and trying to dislodge his wagon.

    "You know, God is everywhere" she says to him sternly
    "He can hear everything you say and he would not appreciate that language" she tells him

    "So God is everywhere huh? Is he in the trees?" He asks.
    "He certainly is" she responds.
    "Is he in my house?" is his next question.
    "Of course" says the neighbor.
    "One last question, is he in my wagon?" says Johnny.
    "Why yes he is" she responds.

    Johnny thinks for a minute and then looks at his neighbor and says
    "Well he's a pretty powerful dude, and I need some help so if he can hear me
    why won't he get the fuck out and push?"




    I think it's funny.
    I was taught a month ago to bide my time and take it slow, but then I learned just yesterday to rush and never waste a day. Now I'm convinced the whole day long that all I've learned is always wrong. Things are true that I forget, but no one taught that to me yet
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here God is nowhere God is now here
    theres alot to be said for nowhere.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,827
    Character Zero wrote:
    That reminds me of a joke I heard once.

    On a nice spring day as the snow is melting, little Johnny is pulling his wagon through his back yard and he gets it stuck in the mud.

    "Stupid fucking wagon! What a dumb piece of shit!"
    "Fuck... Damn thing!" He shouts as he tries to get it out.

    His elderly neighbor pokes her head out the window to see what the fuss is all about and where all the cursing is coming from.

    She sees Johnny swearing up a storm and trying to dislodge his wagon.

    "You know, God is everywhere" she says to him sternly
    "He can hear everything you say and he would not appreciate that language" she tells him

    "So God is everywhere huh? Is he in the trees?" He asks.
    "He certainly is" she responds.
    "Is he in my house?" is his next question.
    "Of course" says the neighbor.
    "One last question, is he in my wagon?" says Johnny.
    "Why yes he is" she responds.

    Johnny thinks for a minute and then looks at his neighbor and says
    "Well he's a pretty powerful dude, and I need some help so if he can hear me
    why won't he get the fuck out and push?"




    I think it's funny.

    that is :)
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Katzenjammer
    Katzenjammer Posts: 57
    Character Zero wrote:
    "Well he's a pretty powerful dude, and I need some help so if he can hear me, why won't he get the fuck out and push?"


    Ba-dum-KSHHH
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    God is even swirling in my farts...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • kenshunt
    kenshunt London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,863
    God is in the T.V
    London 2005
    Toronto 2011 night 2
    Hamilton 2011
    London 2013
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Every time I flick a booger across the room god is right there surfing on it going YAHOOEE!!!
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Every time I flick a booger across the room god is right there surfing on it going YAHOOEE!!!


    ewwwww....
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    I used to be incredibly rude to god lovers of the world both in cyberspace and in person.

    But, I realized that it's better to be polite because that pisses them off a lot more than being berated by some godless heathen.

    Godlovers want to believe that their faith makes them morally superior to all non-believers. When I come off acting like mr. violent pyschopath, they say to themselves, "Well, that's what godlessness will do to a person.....damn heathen."

    So, now whenever I am approached by converters, I politely tell them that I am not interested and I wish them good luck on their search. Actually, I'll even start off with a "I'm really sorry...." so that they have to deal with the notion that I am capable of feeling remorse.

    I am not kidding when I say that I can see the frustration in their eyes. It just doesn't mesh well with their image of atheists cursing loudly and slamming heroin.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    sponger wrote:
    I used to be incredibly rude to god lovers of the world both in cyberspace and in person.

    But, I realized that it's better to be polite because that pisses them off a lot more than being berated by some godless heathen.

    Godlovers want to believe that their faith makes them morally superior to all non-believers. When I come off acting like mr. violent pyschopath, they say to themselves, "Well, that's what godlessness will do to a person.....damn heathen."

    So, now whenever I am approached by converters, I politely tell them that I am not interested and I wish them good luck on their search. Actually, I'll even start off with a "I'm really sorry...." so that they have to deal with the notion that I am capable of feeling remorse.

    I am not kidding when I say that I can see the frustration in their eyes. It just doesn't mesh well with their image of atheists cursing loudly and slamming heroin.

    It's obvious you're far superior to those pathetic morons that believe in God. Good for you!
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • know1
    know1 Posts: 6,801
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Every time I flick a booger across the room god is right there surfing on it going YAHOOEE!!!

    How enlightening. Your parents must be very proud of you.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    know1 wrote:
    It's obvious you're far superior to those pathetic morons that believe in God. Good for you!

    LOL nicely put.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • miskin
    miskin Posts: 278
    i think God exists, if you truly believe he exists.
    i believe he can exist for some, and not for others.

    anyway being friendly and having fun is more important to me than religion, and im Roman Catholic (yes we do let our hair down!)
    myspace.com/airstriponeuk
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    know1 wrote:
    It's obvious you're far superior to those pathetic morons that believe in God. Good for you!


    Superiority and inferiority are imaginary concepts to which I do not subscribe.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825

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