I can beat up 23 children at one time.

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  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Only 16 :o
    It's because I'm short and don't have good balance :( but I would bite them, throw them and gouge their eyes out :D
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • DaytimeDilemma
    DaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Do you have children?
    Especially a little boy?
    Mine is 3 and you would have a hard time beating him up. :p



    No, but if I did...they'd be in for an ass kicking of a life time!
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    14. My boyfriend was laughing his head off watching me try and see how high I could kick. :D
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    14. My boyfriend was laughing his head off watching me try and see how high I could kick. :D
    I think that is what saved me...I can kick over my head.
    Yoga baby.
    :)

    And why would I kick my own child????!??
    Again, sick mofos. :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    27 on this test. I'm heading over to the elementary school now to disprove this website. I'll let you know my actual results in awhile. ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

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  • given2fly78
    given2fly78 Posts: 404
    14

    How did I even get 14?????????
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
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  • Blanche
    Blanche Posts: 247
    Collin wrote:
    Touché, they don't give up easily, you're right. But they're easily frightened, though. :D
    Some kids aren't scared of anything anymore.

    Tell a kid he's going to be in trouble for some foolishness he's done, he smiles and waits for the fireworks to go off.

    I'm telling you. Damien was an angel.
  • Blanche
    Blanche Posts: 247
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I think that is what saved me...I can kick over my head.
    Yoga baby.
    :)

    And why would I kick my own child????!??
    Again, sick mofos. :p
    Of course you wouldn't kick your own child.
    He's three.

    :p
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    19, I don't know if I'm happy or sad :confused:
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I think that is what saved me...I can kick over my head.
    Yoga baby.
    :)

    And why would I kick my own child????!??
    Again, sick mofos. :p

    I'm only little!!!! I can't help it!
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    19.....Only cause I am a little chunky and I got winded...Otherwise it would have been like 30 of the little bastards!! ;)
    Never, ever, flipping forget
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I'm only little!!!! I can't help it!
    Doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to kick over your head. ;)
    Usually legs are proportionate to the size of the torso.
    I always wanted to be a Rockette..:o
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to kick over your head. ;)
    Usually legs are proportionate to the size of the torso.
    I always wanted to be a Rockette..:o

    Well, at my height I may be able to kick a five year old in the knee caps, then. ;)
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    ok all of you need anger management.....i can take on 8!!!! :eek: :D


    *scared*
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    cutback wrote:
    ok all of you need anger management.....i can take on 8!!!! :eek: :D


    *scared*

    Oh! That's SO sweet!!! :):):)
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Well, at my height I may be able to kick a five year old in the knee caps, then. ;)

    MCKB second from left with her best kick:

    http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/images/Oompa%20Loompab.jpg

    :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    cutback wrote:
    ok all of you need anger management.....i can take on 8!!!! :eek: :D


    *scared*

    That's just it, you can't get angry in a fight with a pack of 5 year olds or you're doomed. You must remain calm and at all costs DO NOT RUN as that triggers their hunting instincts.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    MCKB second from left with her best kick:

    http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/images/Oompa%20Loompab.jpg

    :D

    HAHA! I'll kick you in the heel for that! ;)
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    mookie9999 wrote:
    MCKB second from left with her best kick:

    http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeeservices.net/images/Oompa%20Loompab.jpg

    :D


    i knew she had orange skin :D

    the wee rotund one in the middle of that pic is so corpulent he cant move... fat dwarf :D or maybe its because he has a set of scales for a hat?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • reversedarwinism
    reversedarwinism Posts: 1,151
    28, lmao.
    bombs, dropping down, please forgive our hometown

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