My whole life
was like a picture
of a sunny day
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
― Abraham Lincoln
Oh that site is totally ridiculous, I mean in a group of 25 there might be two, three... hell, it could even be five tough little fighters, but most of them are a bunch of pushovers and cry-babies and ... I mean were talking about little boys here, right? Surely they cannot mean little five year old girls?
Of course, it's a silly site.
How many 5-year olds wear cups on a basketball court?
That said, 5-year olds are incredibly resilient. One of them gets knocked down, he cries, you give him a kiss and a caramel, and he goes bouncing off the walls as if nothing happened.
And they don't give up easily, either.
Of course, it's a silly site.
How many 5-year olds wear cups on a basketball court?
That said, 5-year olds are incredibly resilient. One of them gets knocked down, he cries, you give him a kiss and a caramel, and he goes bouncing off the walls as if nothing happened.
And they don't give up easily, either.
For the record, I can beat up 28 of them.
Touché, they don't give up easily, you're right. But they're easily frightened, though.
I don't understand what is wrong with these people...:p
It is not like I answered untruthfully.
I have never been in a fight.
I would feel bad punching a little kid, even if he were a zombie and had no clue about what he was doing.
Sick mofos on here...:p
You're thinking about this all wrong. Once you realize that 99% of all 5 year olds would stab you in the throat with a rusty spoon if given the chance, it makes punching the living crap out of them that much easier. Honestly, I'd pick up one by his ankles and use him like a baseball bat to clear a path through the rest of the blood-thirsty pack.
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Doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to kick over your head.
Usually legs are proportionate to the size of the torso.
I always wanted to be a Rockette..:o
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to kick over your head.
Usually legs are proportionate to the size of the torso.
I always wanted to be a Rockette..:o
Well, at my height I may be able to kick a five year old in the knee caps, then.
ok all of you need anger management.....i can take on 8!!!! :eek:
*scared*
That's just it, you can't get angry in a fight with a pack of 5 year olds or you're doomed. You must remain calm and at all costs DO NOT RUN as that triggers their hunting instincts.
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the wee rotund one in the middle of that pic is so corpulent he cant move... fat dwarf or maybe its because he has a set of scales for a hat?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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That's because girls don't fight fair.
Anyway, I left my morality at the door and got 25
was like a picture
of a sunny day
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
― Abraham Lincoln
Exactly!
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that was fucking funny. thanks for the laugh.
How many 5-year olds wear cups on a basketball court?
That said, 5-year olds are incredibly resilient. One of them gets knocked down, he cries, you give him a kiss and a caramel, and he goes bouncing off the walls as if nothing happened.
And they don't give up easily, either.
For the record, I can beat up 28 of them.
I can only take out 12 ..... :(... i mean
Charlotte 03
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Atlanta 12
Greenville 16, Columbia 16
Seattle 18
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Especially a little boy?
Mine is 3 and you would have a hard time beating him up.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Touché, they don't give up easily, you're right. But they're easily frightened, though.
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Have you never met someone else's little five year old? Those annoying little brats who keep screaming and just being little shits?
You'd kick them a little harder than you'd kick your own little boy!
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You're thinking about this all wrong. Once you realize that 99% of all 5 year olds would stab you in the throat with a rusty spoon if given the chance, it makes punching the living crap out of them that much easier. Honestly, I'd pick up one by his ankles and use him like a baseball bat to clear a path through the rest of the blood-thirsty pack.
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It's because I'm short and don't have good balance :( but I would bite them, throw them and gouge their eyes out
No, but if I did...they'd be in for an ass kicking of a life time!
Yoga baby.
And why would I kick my own child????!??
Again, sick mofos.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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Usually legs are proportionate to the size of the torso.
I always wanted to be a Rockette..:o
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Well, at my height I may be able to kick a five year old in the knee caps, then.
*scared*
Oh! That's SO sweet!!!
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HAHA! I'll kick you in the heel for that!
i knew she had orange skin
the wee rotund one in the middle of that pic is so corpulent he cant move... fat dwarf