Tell us your funniest joke!

Irish Al
Irish Al Posts: 6,236
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Its all in the title!

:D
I need a coffee!
Post edited by Unknown User on
«13

Comments

  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    What do you call a Black man who fly's a plane?







    A Pilot you fuckin Racist!!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Irish Al
    Irish Al Posts: 6,236
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    What do you call a Black man who fly's a plane?
    A Pilot you fuckin Racist!!

    Hahahahaha
    I need a coffee!
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    i have a feeling im gonna get thrashed here but here goes







    Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a turkey?




    A: A woman.







    Still don’t get it? Where else would you find a cock gobbler?
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    the wolf wrote:
    i have a feeling im gonna get thrashed here but here goes







    Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a turkey?




    A: A woman.







    Still don’t get it? Where else would you find a cock gobbler?
    In a gay bathhouse?
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    TrixieCat wrote:
    In a gay bathhouse?

    oh snap!!

    or in Senator Craig's bathroom stall????!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,185
    TrixieCat wrote:
    In a gay bathhouse?

    heheheh :D:p
    Van 92.07.21 / Van 98.07.19 / Sea 98.07.22 / Tor 98.08.22 / Sea 00.11.06 / Van 03.05.30/ Van 05.09.02/ Gorge 06.07.22 & 23 / EV Van 08.04.02 / Tor 09.08.21 / Sea 09.09.21 & 22 / Van 09.09.25 / Van 11.09.25 / Van 13.12.04 / Pem 16.07.17 / Sea 18.08.10
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    TrixieCat wrote:
    In a gay bathhouse?

    HA awesome. the joke that keeps on giving. lol
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • Gunner_V
    Gunner_V Posts: 230
    ˇˇthis is the dumbest....ˇˇ

    Q: what is the easiest way to catch a rabbit?

    A: hide in a bush, and whistle like a carrot!
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    Gunner_V wrote:
    ˇˇthis is the dumbest....ˇˇ

    Q: what is the easiest way to catch a rabbit?

    A: hide in a bush, and whistle like a carrot!


    actually, i thought it was funny.
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    Gunner_V wrote:
    ˇˇthis is the dumbest....ˇˇ

    Q: what is the easiest way to catch a rabbit?

    A: hide in a bush, and whistle like a carrot!

    BAHAHAhahahaah!!
    Its so silly that its funny!


    What winks and fucks like a Tiger?






    *insert you winking here*
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Gunner_V
    Gunner_V Posts: 230
    the wolf wrote:
    actually, i thought it was funny.

    well,it is,but it's also dumb :D

    like this: what it small,green,wet and flying? SUPER CUCUMBER!
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    A plane was about to crash into the sea. Over the loud speaker, the captain said, 'Right, we're going down so I have a plan of action for our escape. We will all jump out of the plane with parachutes, in alphabetical order, and in order of race. So first we'll have Asians, then blacks, etc. Got it?'

    So events transpired and the blacks were up next. When all but two had jumped, a black man and his young son were still sitting down, quite calmly and bravely.

    'So daddy,' said the son, 'if we didn't jump with the others, what race are we?'

    All of a sudden, the man punched the air and shouted 'We are Zulus!!'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    One day, three boys was walking and all of a sudden they see George W. Bush drowning.
    The three boys, not thinking, jumped down and saved him.
    After Bush was saved, he turned to all three of the boys and said "Thanks for saving my life, i will give you guys anything you want."
    The first boy said "okay, i want a mercedes". Bush said "Ok."
    The second boy says "Ok, i want one million dollars." Bush said "ok".
    The last boy said "I want a coffin."
    Bush said "why?"
    The boy said "my parents will kill me after i tell them who i saved today."
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • locked
    locked Boston Posts: 4,048
    q: Why does divorce cost so much?












    a: because its worth it!
    "This here's a REQUEST!"
    EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
    10/25/13 Hartford
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    locked wrote:
    q: Why does divorce cost so much?












    a: because its worth it!

    so true. : )
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • Local Crew
    Local Crew Posts: 745
    how do you catch a polar bear?


    cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. when the polar bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ice hole.

    good on so many levels!!!
    Walk Tall, Kick Ass, Learn to Speak Arabic, Love Music, and Never Forget You Come From a Long Line of Truth Seekers, Lovers, and Warriors. HST

    CHILLIN LIKE BOB DYLAN!!!
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    elderlywoman wrote:
    how do you catch a polar bear?


    cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. when the polar bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ice hole.

    good on so many levels!!!


    yes it is!
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    Lil’ Johnny went to the drugstore for some condoms.
    He walked up to the druggist and asked, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?"
    The druggist asked, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?"
    "Sure do," replied Johnny, "they keep you from getting veneral diseases."
    "O.K." said the druggist, "do you know what the ribs are for??" Lil’ Johnny thought for a minute, then looked up at the druggist and replied,
    "Well, not exactly, but they sure do make the hair on my goat’s back stand up."
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • Irish Al
    Irish Al Posts: 6,236
    Keep them coming...these are fookin great :D
    I need a coffee!
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Whats green and smells like bacon?????

    Kermits fingers
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014

Categories