Next time she says something like...."Does my fat arse look fat in these jeans?"....just turn around a whisper those 3 beautiful little words........"well actually yes!"
I promise you she'll never say it again....you may also never see again when she cauges out your eyes but it'll be worth it to see the look of shock on her face
Man oh man was this morning a doosey!
All the I love you's and you look great's in the world would not do shit.
Huge storm hit our bedroom. But, all is well right before se leaves for work.
I think I need to take her shopping. That will buy me some time for a few weeks. LOL
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
That this is what the song "Wonderful Tonight" is about.
He was actually annoyed with her as they were late to attend something...yet again...and she was like "how do I look???" Again... And that was his inspiration for the song as he thought she looked wonderful.
I seem to recall actually hearing EC tell the story.
Every morning she gets all stressed out when she gets ready for work. "This looks bad! I don't have any clothes!" Mean while she is standing in a walk in closet. She has more clothes then a department store!
Then she just got her hair done..........she hates it. " My hair looks horrible!
I look so ugly"! But she does not! She looks beautiful. Really, she is a very attractive woman. After the morning storm everyday she always looks top shelf. She is hot.
I just don't get it.
sounds like your wife may be a perfectionist. if she hates her hair, she should see my mom. she began going bald in her forties. you should see the top of her hair now at the age of 68. very sad.
i used to always bitch too after i got my hair cut! one day my husband said, "you always like it when you get home and the next day you hate it no matter who cuts it" so i shut up.
9/98, 9/00 - DC, 4/03 - Pitt., 7/03 - Bristow, 10/04 - Reading, 10/05 - Philly, 5/06 - DC, 6/06 - Pitt., 6/08 - Va Beach, 6/08 - DC, 5/10 - Bristow, 10/13 B'more
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
Every morning she gets all stressed out when she gets ready for work. "This looks bad! I don't have any clothes!" Mean while she is standing in a walk in closet. She has more clothes then a department store!
Then she just got her hair done..........she hates it. " My hair looks horrible!
I look so ugly"! But she does not! She looks beautiful. Really, she is a very attractive woman. After the morning storm everyday she always looks top shelf. She is hot.
I just don't get it.
this calls for a good slap...in the FACE! or you throw her on the bed and ravage her...either way...she'll get the hint!
I'll dig a tunnel
from my window to yours
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Every morning she gets all stressed out when she gets ready for work. "This looks bad! I don't have any clothes!" Mean while she is standing in a walk in closet. She has more clothes then a department store!
Then she just got her hair done..........she hates it. " My hair looks horrible!
I look so ugly"! But she does not! She looks beautiful. Really, she is a very attractive woman. After the morning storm everyday she always looks top shelf. She is hot.
I just don't get it.
Just came back from dude ranch in middle wilderness of Florida. My partner refused to have pictured taken or video taped. I asked her do you secretly work for the CIA, FBI or Homeland Security where your identity is everything? She said only studio photographs where they can be airbrushed, I was like to hide what your red hair.
I don't get it either, I tell she beautiful and no one else will see your picture but me. Nothing doing so I took pictures whether she liked it or not espicially when she was riding the horses. She was beautiful in her cowboy hat and boots she looked like the real deal there and at the rodeo.
Peace
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
we are just very critical of ourselves.......we deal with you guys flipping out over sports, unfortunately you have to deal with us freaking out over our body, hair & clothing. it all evens out!
EXACTLY!!!
So deal with it!!! hehehehe
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Yeah..I will wear the same things over and over but I'll have all these things with tags on it. Chalk it up to buyers remorse, I'm a sucker for a good sale.
These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
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I promise you she'll never say it again....you may also never see again when she cauges out your eyes
All the I love you's and you look great's in the world would not do shit.
Huge storm hit our bedroom. But, all is well right before se leaves for work.
I think I need to take her shopping. That will buy me some time for a few weeks. LOL
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Sometimes I don't like to commit to an outfit...but that's the only area in my life that I have trouble with committment.
It's all the other clothes ! Shit with tags on it still "I have nothing to wear!"
"I'm not going....I can't find anything!"
I start drinking at the house before we even go out
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
He was actually annoyed with her as they were late to attend something...yet again...and she was like "how do I look???" Again... And that was his inspiration for the song as he thought she looked wonderful.
I seem to recall actually hearing EC tell the story.
sounds like your wife may be a perfectionist. if she hates her hair, she should see my mom. she began going bald in her forties. you should see the top of her hair now at the age of 68. very sad.
i used to always bitch too after i got my hair cut! one day my husband said, "you always like it when you get home and the next day you hate it no matter who cuts it" so i shut up.
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
me too!
8/08 - Ed solo in DC, 6/09 Ed in B'more,
10/10 - Brad in B'more
this calls for a good slap...in the FACE! or you throw her on the bed and ravage her...either way...she'll get the hint!
from my window to yours
Just came back from dude ranch in middle wilderness of Florida. My partner refused to have pictured taken or video taped. I asked her do you secretly work for the CIA, FBI or Homeland Security where your identity is everything? She said only studio photographs where they can be airbrushed, I was like to hide what your red hair.
I don't get it either, I tell she beautiful and no one else will see your picture but me. Nothing doing so I took pictures whether she liked it or not espicially when she was riding the horses. She was beautiful in her cowboy hat and boots she looked like the real deal there and at the rodeo.
Peace
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
EXACTLY!!!
So deal with it!!! hehehehe
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
Yeah..I will wear the same things over and over but I'll have all these things with tags on it. Chalk it up to buyers remorse, I'm a sucker for a good sale.