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My wife is freakin NUTS!!!

acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Every morning she gets all stressed out when she gets ready for work. "This looks bad! I don't have any clothes!" Mean while she is standing in a walk in closet. She has more clothes then a department store!
Then she just got her hair done..........she hates it. " My hair looks horrible!
I look so ugly"! But she does not! She looks beautiful. Really, she is a very attractive woman. After the morning storm everyday she always looks top shelf. She is hot.

I just don't get it.
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
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  • Hands boundHands bound Posts: 534
    Tell her that.

    We LOVE to hear that we look beautiful.
    Underneath this smile lies everything
    all my hopes, anger, pride and shame...
  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    She's a girl. All women do that. Just let her know she's a fox (not that I would know, lol) and all will be right with the world.

    I just thank god my current girlfriend has to wear scrubs to work everyday.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Hands bound wrote:
    Tell her that.

    We LOVE to hear that we look beautiful.

    I do! Every morning. Honest, every morning I tell her how great she looks.
    Uggg you girls.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    we are just very critical of ourselves.......we deal with you guys flipping out over sports, unfortunately you have to deal with us freaking out over our body, hair & clothing. it all evens out!
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Just keep telling her, one day she'll believe you ;):)
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  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,158
    Stone Is God wrote:
    I just thank god my current girlfriend has to wear scrubs to work everyday.
    My wife has to wear scrubs to work too. It is nice to not have to hear 'Does this look ok?' every morning, especially since she has to get up an hour before I do. Although, she still looks beautiful wearing the scrubs.
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Every morning she gets all stressed out when she gets ready for work. "This looks bad! I don't have any clothes!" Mean while she is standing in a walk in closet. She has more clothes then a department store!
    Then she just got her hair done..........she hates it. " My hair looks horrible!
    I look so ugly"! But she does not! She looks beautiful. Really, she is a very attractive woman. After the morning storm everyday she always looks top shelf. She is hot.

    I just don't get it.


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  • PearlJamaholicPearlJamaholic Posts: 2,018
    you should do the exact same thing one day. it could be very funny. just dont mock her.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    acoustic guy wrote:
    I do! Every morning. Honest, every morning I tell her how great she looks.
    Uggg you girls.
    Maybe if you threw her down on the bed and Really showed her how hot she is.
    ;)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Maybe if you threw her down on the bed and Really showed her how hot she is.
    ;)

    Trust me I do. LOL
    She is not the mornig sex type as I am. Plus our daughter would be scared for life :D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • rearviewmirorrearviewmiror Posts: 894
    markymark550 wrote:
    My wife has to wear scrubs to work too. It is nice to not have to hear 'Does this look ok?' every morning, especially since she has to get up an hour before I do. Although, she still looks beautiful wearing the scrubs.
    Scrubs are hot!
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  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    rearviewmiror wrote:
    Scrubs are hot!

    +1

    what he said

    never dated a nurse though :(
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    smarchee wrote:
    +1

    what he said

    never dated a nurse though :(

    Wish I had, I would like to get the sexy nurse treatment on day. LOL
    Maybe I will buy an outfit for my wife. ;)
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    My husband is blind. He has no idea how good he has it.
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    meme wrote:
    My husband is blind. He has no idea how good he has it.

    Useless without pics!
    :D:D:D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,532
    all women are freakin' nuts - not just your wife
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    my wife does the same amigo.. she starts panicking about what she'll wear to a wedding about 4 weeks before we actually go to the wedding!! ... i dont help by saying "wear a binbag... nobody cares... they'll all be looking at the bride anyway"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Every morning she gets all stressed out when she gets ready for work. "This looks bad! I don't have any clothes!" Mean while she is standing in a walk in closet. She has more clothes then a department store!
    Then she just got her hair done..........she hates it. " My hair looks horrible!
    I look so ugly"! But she does not! She looks beautiful. Really, she is a very attractive woman. After the morning storm everyday she always looks top shelf. She is hot.

    I just don't get it.


    you're still trying to figure women out? shoot i gave up on that when i was a teenager....;) :p:D
  • imspinninimspinnin Posts: 933
    Stone Is God wrote:
    She's a girl. All women do that. Just let her know she's a fox (not that I would know, lol) and all will be right with the world.

    I just thank god my current girlfriend has to wear scrubs to work everyday.
    ah scrubs...that's just gorgeous! I kid, I kid...I do the scrub thing too, ugh!
    If I could be anything in the world I would be your teardrop...I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  • scot88scot88 Posts: 217
    dunkman wrote:
    my wife does the same amigo.. she starts panicking about what she'll wear to a wedding about 4 weeks before we actually go to the wedding!! ... i dont help by saying "wear a binbag... nobody cares... they'll all be looking at the bride anyway"


    bin bag...is that like a kilt? ;)
  • phillyfanphillyfan Posts: 831
    they are all nuts
    If you hate something dont you do it too
    world fucking champs!!!
  • imspinninimspinnin Posts: 933
    ha ha...I'm panicing for the upcoming show's...."oh what to wear???"
    If I could be anything in the world I would be your teardrop...I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    You guys love us and you love when we ask you how we look.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Useless without pics!
    :D:D:D

    As is your original post..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    smarchee wrote:
    +1

    what he said

    never dated a nurse though :(

    I dated one for quite some time and sure it was fun but it didn't end very well..I'd recommend the outfit alternative as suggested by acoustic guy..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • pouch15pouch15 Posts: 436
    Hands bound wrote:
    Tell her that.

    We LOVE to hear that we look beautiful.

    My wife says the same thing, and trust me, she is hot!!! Biut I always tell her she looks hot, she is gorgeus
  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    pjhawks wrote:
    all women are freakin' nuts - not just your wife

    post of the day
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    yeah but it is such a dangerous thing to get up in the morning and hurricane through your clothes...makes you feel worse when the clean stuff and the stuff that is like PERFECT are not the same...and then the tights you are wearing don't go with the skirt but that shirt looks better with the pants...awww shit you already have the tights on...crap those shoes are soo not happening today!!!


    oh goddammit I still have to put on makeup!!!!

    why the HELL did I get cursed with looking like Burl Yves?!?!?!?!?!!!


    oh shit look at this hair.

    this hair is like ball sack bad...might as well have Gilligan fashion a fucking wig out of coconut hair for me...

    jeeeeeesus...aaaand the pants look like crap with this fucking shirt.

    where is my really rad white shirt..fuck goddammmmmit.

    *and scene*
    see?
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  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    damn, I'm glad I live alone. the only person I have to ask "does I look ok in this?" is me and I'm happy with the answer....well, I ask my dogs too but they don't care so long as I feed them and give them a kiss before I leave.
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 3,965
    Everyone likes a positive remark/comment, even men! It's just a great way to start the day. :) Just make it a usual/casual comment ie: "You look great today". Mix it up a bit and that should take care of it. :)
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