Woman just found out she is 8 months pregnant

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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I actually know 2 people this happened to... One already had three kids and didn't realise, went to hospital with stomach pains and popped out a sproglet. The other was 17 and in the army. She was slim, fit and had absolutely no idea she was pregnant til she dropped her groin spawn when she came back from infantry training in Africa. It can and does happen.

    obviously it does. doesnt make it any less amusing to, at least, those of us who've actually popped out a sproglet. :p:D
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  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    catefrances wrote:
    obviously it does. doesnt make it any less amusing to, at least, those of us who've actually popped out a sproglet. :p:D

    Oh no I agree! When I found out about my friend giving birth to an unknown baby when she already had 3 groin spawn, I was highly amused!
    That was aimed more towards those asking "what, how, when?! I don't believe it..." :rolleyes:
    The human body is an amazing thing, especially where pregnancy is concerned!
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  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    catefrances wrote:
    obviously it does. doesnt make it any less amusing to, at least, those of us who've actually popped out a sproglet. :p:D

    yeah really.....what happens do they just feel some pains and then look down and say "ooh me, what can that be? aah it's just a sproglet, perhaps i should just scoop it up and set it free outside? :D
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  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    "popped out a sproglet".....wow
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    JordyWordy wrote:
    "popped out a sproglet".....wow
    what? :o
    it's a good phrase for referring to people having groin spawn
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
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    That was aimed more towards those asking "what, how, when?! I don't believe it..." :rolleyes:

    as amused as i am by this kind of thing,and by the fact that it does happen, i still find it rather difficult to comprehend. :)
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    if im a dirty hoodlum, then what the hell can that possibly make you?!?!?! :D
    a dirty hoodlum of consensual age :rolleyes:


    :D
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    I actually know 2 people this happened to... One already had three kids and didn't realise, went to hospital with stomach pains and popped out a sproglet. The other was 17 and in the army. She was slim, fit and had absolutely no idea she was pregnant til she dropped her groin spawn when she came back from infantry training in Africa. It can and does happen.
    Most beautiful description of the miracle life ever.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    catefrances wrote:
    as amused as i am by this kind of thing,and by the fact that it does happen, i still find it rather difficult to comprehend. :)

    Well I don't have children and don't find it that hard to comprehend at all... that could be why actually, i've not actually experienced it myself. Maybe one day I'll be ready to pop out my own spoglet and sit there and say "hang on a darn minute... how do people NOT know this is happening to them?! :confused:"

    lol :)
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  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Most beautiful description of the miracle life ever.

    It's meant with affection... ask Sarah ;)
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    It's meant with affection... ask Sarah ;)
    Ha well, I didn't think you were some coldhearted, child-hating monster, it just made me laugh :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Well I don't have children and don't find it that hard to comprehend at all... that could be why actually, i've not actually experienced it myself. Maybe one day I'll be ready to pop out my own spoglet and sit there and say "hang on a darn minute... how do people NOT know this is happening to them?! :confused:"

    lol :)

    unless of course you don't realise until it pops out. ;):D
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I just found out I'm pregnant...

    Very fuckin bizarre


    :p
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I just found out I'm pregnant...

    Very fuckin bizarre


    :p

    for someone whose name is phantom pain tis very bizarre. not to mention a tad ironic maybe. ;):p:D
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  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    catefrances wrote:
    unless of course you don't realise until it pops out. ;):D

    :eek: don't say that!!! *crosses legs firmly*

    :p;)
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    :eek: don't say that!!! *crosses legs firmly*

    :p;)
    Don't do that!! you'll smother the poor thing :eek:


    ;)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Don't do that!! you'll smother the poor thing :eek:


    ;)

    oh.... can you hear that?

    I think it's Audiodave running for the hills ;)
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    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Sian's friend is actually my sister...
    Having had 4 children myself, I found it hard to comprehend how she didn't know. But, the facts remain the same. I nearly fell through the floor when I found out I had a new niece. Of course she was born less than a year after her brother so maybe that had something to do with it.
    And also, because she had no pre-birth care and the baby was quite small, there's no saying she was even full term.
    Hard as it is to understand, it seems it can and does happen.
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  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    what? :o
    it's a good phrase for referring to people having groin spawn

    im not objecting to it, but it made me laugh! those phrases will probs work their way into my vocabulary now...
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    catefrances wrote:
    for someone whose name is phantom pain tis very bizarre. not to mention a tad ironic maybe. ;):p:D


    Thought it was gas....

    :D:p
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