Woman just found out she is 8 months pregnant

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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    It's meant with affection... ask Sarah ;)
    Ha well, I didn't think you were some coldhearted, child-hating monster, it just made me laugh :D
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Well I don't have children and don't find it that hard to comprehend at all... that could be why actually, i've not actually experienced it myself. Maybe one day I'll be ready to pop out my own spoglet and sit there and say "hang on a darn minute... how do people NOT know this is happening to them?! :confused:"

    lol :)

    unless of course you don't realise until it pops out. ;):D
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I just found out I'm pregnant...

    Very fuckin bizarre


    :p
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    I just found out I'm pregnant...

    Very fuckin bizarre


    :p

    for someone whose name is phantom pain tis very bizarre. not to mention a tad ironic maybe. ;):p:D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • unless of course you don't realise until it pops out. ;):D

    :eek: don't say that!!! *crosses legs firmly*

    :p;)
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    :eek: don't say that!!! *crosses legs firmly*

    :p;)
    Don't do that!! you'll smother the poor thing :eek:


    ;)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Don't do that!! you'll smother the poor thing :eek:


    ;)

    oh.... can you hear that?

    I think it's Audiodave running for the hills ;)
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    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Sian's friend is actually my sister...
    Having had 4 children myself, I found it hard to comprehend how she didn't know. But, the facts remain the same. I nearly fell through the floor when I found out I had a new niece. Of course she was born less than a year after her brother so maybe that had something to do with it.
    And also, because she had no pre-birth care and the baby was quite small, there's no saying she was even full term.
    Hard as it is to understand, it seems it can and does happen.
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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    what? :o
    it's a good phrase for referring to people having groin spawn

    im not objecting to it, but it made me laugh! those phrases will probs work their way into my vocabulary now...
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    for someone whose name is phantom pain tis very bizarre. not to mention a tad ironic maybe. ;):p:D


    Thought it was gas....

    :D:p
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    What about the fact that she is getting laid???? Shouldn't this be a bit of a clue? These things can happen as a result.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    My 25 year old cousin had a baby girl in December....much to our surprise because we didn't know she was pregnant.

    Well neither did she. She's a very BIG girl and found out 8 weeks before she was due because she got reallllly tired all of a sudden and went to the doctors to find out why. "Well, it seems that you're PREGNANT and due in 8 weeks!!!" :eek:
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,193
    g under p wrote:
    Better to find out now that a month later while giving berth, now that would be embarassing.

    Peace

    or thinking she needs to drop a douce in the toilet and out comes baby now that would be embarassing :eek: ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Ha well, I didn't think you were some coldhearted, child-hating monster, it just made me laugh :D

    How about me? Am I a cold hearted monster?
    ;)
    LOL, don't answer that one, I am affraid of the response.
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    or thinking she needs to drop a douce in the toilet and out comes baby now that would be embarassing :eek: ....
    Oh.....my.....god! HAhahahahaha, no words man no words hahaha.
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  • JordyWordy wrote:
    im not objecting to it, but it made me laugh! those phrases will probs work their way into my vocabulary now...

    excellent ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • I knew someone who didn't know for almost 7 months. she was super super skinny too.
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,811
    My co-worker just told me of a story last week that a friend of hers went to the emergency room with pains in her abdomen and gave birth to a pre-mature baby. Turns out she was 7 months pregnant.

    Never even knew it.
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  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    i take it that not all fetuses use the mommy's bladder as a trampoline and get the hiccups several times a day?

    i still baffled at what anyone could mistake those feelings for even if for some reason the momma can't feel every kick and punch
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