Toothbrush? LMAO!
I got a hair story.
Once i went into my sisters room to use her hair mousse. Used it and came down stairs. i said "Steph, I hope you do not mind, but i used your Mousse."
She said, "Uh Leo, I do not have any mousse" Yes you do right near your mirror. Uh Leo......hat is not mousse, its Nair!
Oh shit! I ran upstairs and took a shower to wash it out. It started to work. Thank God i got it out before the damage was real bad. :(
OH damn!
see, I REALLY wanted to nair my sister's cat. it was a long haired tabby, and I just thought it would be funny. that was one impulse that I was able to keep in check!
(I have done that with the toothbrush. )
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Toothbrush? LMAO!
I got a hair story.
Once i went into my sisters room to use her hair mousse. Used it and came down stairs. i said "Steph, I hope you do not mind, but i used your Mousse."
She said, "Uh Leo, I do not have any mousse" Yes you do right near your mirror. Uh Leo......hat is not mousse, its Nair!
Oh shit! I ran upstairs and took a shower to wash it out. It started to work. Thank God i got it out before the damage was real bad. :(
hahaha, that makes me feel sadistically better. i'm glad karma is working
anyone else reading, listen and learn...listen and learn
LOL
My wife asked me to make cookies. There was only 8 left so I broke them up and put them in the pan, then I saw there was an extra one. I did not tell her and I ate five. She only had four. I snuck a extra one for me. hahaha.
One time I dropped a fork on the floor and when I was setting the table I deliberatly gave it to her. hahahahaha.
You ratfucked a cookie from your wife and gave her a fork that was on the floor? :nono:
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see, I REALLY wanted to nair my sister's cat. it was a long haired tabby, and I just thought it would be funny. that was one impulse that I was able to keep in check!
(I have done that with the toothbrush.
You are one sick puppy!
(also guilty!)
hahaha, that makes me feel sadistically better. i'm glad karma is working
anyone else reading, listen and learn...listen and learn
You ratfucked a cookie from your wife and gave her a fork that was on the floor? :nono: