Am I going to hell for doing this?

acoustic guy

LOL
My wife asked me to make cookies. There was only 8 left so I broke them up and put them in the pan, then I saw there was an extra one. I did not tell her and I ate five. She only had four. I snuck a extra one for me. hahaha.
One time I dropped a fork on the floor and when I was setting the table I deliberatly gave it to her. hahahahaha.

GraySaturday

hahaha sounds like a great time in your household..

I doubt you'll go to hell, 4 cookies sounds like enough for one person, even though you got 5.. and next time, maybe you could at least wash the fork off first... but nah, its not any worse then I feel like doing!

LONGRD

:eek:
funny ass thread btw!

decides2dream

i am seriously rotting in hell if what you describe warrants a spot! :eek: bit mean-spirited perhaps, especially the dirty fork...but yea, not hell-inducing imo.

illegal pants

cookie stealing is ok but fork tampering.... no

lalalalaaaaaaaa

haha that's awesome

and yes, you're going straight to hell. I'll probably see you there.

Gossard_Is_God

acoustic guy wrote:

LOL
My wife asked me to make cookies. There was only 8 left so I broke them up and put them in the pan, then I saw there was an extra one. I did not tell her and I ate five. She only had four. I snuck a extra one for me. hahaha.
One time I dropped a fork on the floor and when I was setting the table I deliberatly gave it to her. hahahahaha.

That was funny lol

acoustic guy

GraySaturday wrote:

hahaha sounds like a great time in your household..

I doubt you'll go to hell, 4 cookies sounds like enough for one person, even though you got 5.. and next time, maybe you could at least wash the fork off first... but nah, its not any worse then I feel like doing!

Ha! About the fork thing, Its not like I do not like her, She is great, I just do evil shit sometimes.
My family always talk about the time I was like 6 or 7 years old and my sister was 9 or 10 and one morning she was all dressed up in a dress for some recital or something and i vividly remember opening the fridge....looking at the container of OJ.....looking back at her and giggling. I then walked over to the kitchen table where she was sitting and I slowly put a glass down and then.............poured the whole container of OJ on her head bahahahahaha!
LMFAO!!!!! I do not know why?
Oh man I was bad. My sister still gets mad at me for it.

LONGRD

acoustic guy wrote:

Ha! About the fork thing, Its not like I do not like her, She is great, I just do evil shit sometimes.
My family always talk about the time I was like 6 or 7 years old and my sister was 9 or 10 and one morning she was all dressed up in a dress for some recital or something and i vividly remember opening the fridge....looking at the container of OJ.....looking back at her and giggling. I then walked over to the kitchen table where she was sitting and I slowly put a glass down and then.............poured the whole container of OJ on her head bahahahahaha!
LMFAO!!!!! I do not know why?
Oh man I was bad. My sister still gets mad at me for it.

That was bad! :mad:

jammergirl

there's a special place in hell for cookie thieves. its right next to the place for people that say "LOL" in conversations, and for whoever invented the term "woot".

lalalalaaaaaaaa

acoustic guy wrote:

Ha! About the fork thing, Its not like I do not like her, She is great, I just do evil shit sometimes.
My family always talk about the time I was like 6 or 7 years old and my sister was 9 or 10 and one morning she was all dressed up in a dress for some recital or something and i vividly remember opening the fridge....looking at the container of OJ.....looking back at her and giggling. I then walked over to the kitchen table where she was sitting and I slowly put a glass down and then.............poured the whole container of OJ on her head bahahahahaha!
LMFAO!!!!! I do not know why?
Oh man I was bad. My sister still gets mad at me for it.

My sister still gets mad at me for upper-cutting her when we were fake boxing one time. HOWEVER, unlike you, I didn't do it on purpose....but in some sick way, I'm glad it happened cuz it's a funny story and she gets pissed every time it's brought up haha.

illegal pants

my brother had a 'good' one recently...

he sent me a multimedia message to my mobile which i opened up in front of the dean in an elevator... so yeh...

:eek:

not a very pleasant message :mad:

Hawkshore

acoustic guy wrote:

LOL
One time I dropped a fork on the floor and when I was setting the table I deliberatly gave it to her. hahahahaha.

As long as the for didn't go in orifice! :eek: ......its all in good fun

acoustic guy

illegal_pants wrote:

my brother had a 'good' one recently...

he sent me a multimedia message to my mobile which i opened up in front of the dean in an elevator... so yeh...

:eek:

not a very pleasant message :mad:

What was it? Do tell!

LONGRD

reminds me of my bad boy stories from my youth.

My friends and I found some dead raccoons and squirrels under a little town bridge near a creek. My friends and I grabbed them and threw them onto the road. We did that for about two weeks before we got caught. Luckily, I wasn't there when they got caught. I think I was grounded or something.

It was a really really stupid thing we did, we're so lucky so no cars crashed and no one got hurt.

I got away with a lot of really bad things as a kid. Maybe, I'm paying for those pity crimes right now, as the state I'm in.

LONGRD

Saturnal wrote:

My sister still gets mad at me for upper-cutting her when we were fake boxing one time. HOWEVER, unlike you, I didn't do it on purpose....but in some sick way, I'm glad it happened cuz it's a funny story and she gets pissed every time it's brought up haha.

I broke my little sister's tooth once after trying the Stone Cold Stunner.
:(

angryyoungman

acoustic guy wrote:

LOL
My wife asked me to make cookies. There was only 8 left so I broke them up and put them in the pan, then I saw there was an extra one. I did not tell her and I ate five. She only had four. I snuck a extra one for me. hahaha.
One time I dropped a fork on the floor and when I was setting the table I deliberatly gave it to her. hahahahaha.

be gone satan

acoustic guy

LongRd. wrote:

I broke my little sister's tooth once after trying the Stone Cold Stunner.
:(

Freaking funny. too funny.
Give me a hell yea!

illegal pants

acoustic guy wrote:

What was it? Do tell!

it was a recording of the bodily function of passing intestinal gas :eek:

i'm yet to see the funny side

illegal pants

LongRd. wrote:

I broke my little sister's tooth once after trying the Stone Cold Stunner.
:(

oh sorry.. i shouldn't laugh :eek:

acoustic guy

illegal_pants wrote:

it was a recording of the bodily function of passing intestinal gas :eek:

i'm yet to see the funny side

Good times LOL
My dad would deliberatly fart when he and I where in elevators with other people just to embarrass me. Nut job.
Once we were walking down fith avenue in New York, and again just to embarrassed me he started to yell out loud.....Hulkamania is running wild!
Ofcouse this is when WWF was huge in the 80's

LONGRD

acoustic guy wrote:

Good times LOL
My dad would deliberatly fart when he and I where in elevators with other people just to embarrass me. Nut job.
Once we were walking down fith avenue in New York, and again just to embarrassed me he started to yell out loud.....Hulkamania is running wild!
Ofcouse this is when WWF was huge in the 80's

I'm actually watching American Gladiators right now in the background.
(well, actually my younger brother is)

Cosmo

acoustic guy wrote:

LOL
My wife asked me to make cookies. There was only 8 left so I broke them up and put them in the pan, then I saw there was an extra one. I did not tell her and I ate five. She only had four. I snuck a extra one for me. hahaha.
One time I dropped a fork on the floor and when I was setting the table I deliberatly gave it to her. hahahahaha.

..
Cookies, fork. Minor infractions... no worries of the lake of fire, yet.
...
Now... had you been at a Dodgers game and dropped a hotdog on the steps, relish side down... scooped it all back together... went back to your seats and handed her that hot dog... then, yeah... you're going to Hell.
...
and so is the guy I actually saw do this.

Heineken Helen

acoustic guy wrote:

Ha! About the fork thing, Its not like I do not like her, She is great, I just do evil shit sometimes.
My family always talk about the time I was like 6 or 7 years old and my sister was 9 or 10 and one morning she was all dressed up in a dress for some recital or something and i vividly remember opening the fridge....looking at the container of OJ.....looking back at her and giggling. I then walked over to the kitchen table where she was sitting and I slowly put a glass down and then.............poured the whole container of OJ on her head bahahahahaha!
LMFAO!!!!! I do not know why?
Oh man I was bad. My sister still gets mad at me for it.

LMFAO... that's fucking hilarious

Collin

I give everything I drop to my brother

"Don't get up, take my spoon, I'll get another one." ..... *sucker*

genie

you guys are mean!

sometimes i really hate being physically attracted to men :(

gobrowns19

illegal_pants wrote:

cookie stealing is ok but fork tampering.... no

See I see things oppositely

Danimal

jammergirl wrote:

there's a special place in hell for cookie thieves. its right next to the place for people that say "LOL" in conversations, and for whoever invented the term "woot".

If this is true....Cookie Monster is BUMMING.

I wonder what part of hell the Hamburglar will end up in?

failedpersephone

HAHAHAAA!

I don't think you are going to hell, but I think it's funny that you don't think your wife is doing the same thing!

like maybe she gets an itch on her butt, and uses your toothbrush to scratch it.

or she drops part of dinner on the floor and "forgets" to tell you.


as for the Oj on the sister...well, who WOULDN'T do something like that? I once put elmers glue in my brother's hair, after convincing him that it was "hair gel" it was for his communion, so everyone was PISSED at me! he had stiff KEN DOLL hair - we still have pictures of it. muahahahahahaaaa

chinobaeza

failedpersephone wrote:

I once put elmers glue in my brother's hair, after convincing him that it was "hair gel" it was for his communion, so everyone was PISSED at me! he had stiff KEN DOLL hair - we still have pictures of it. muahahahahahaaaa

that's hilarious :D *ken doll hair*

acoustic guy

failedpersephone wrote:

HAHAHAAA!

I don't think you are going to hell, but I think it's funny that you don't think your wife is doing the same thing!

like maybe she gets an itch on her butt, and uses your toothbrush to scratch it.

or she drops part of dinner on the floor and "forgets" to tell you.


as for the Oj on the sister...well, who WOULDN'T do something like that? I once put elmers glue in my brother's hair, after convincing him that it was "hair gel" it was for his communion, so everyone was PISSED at me! he had stiff KEN DOLL hair - we still have pictures of it. muahahahahahaaaa

Toothbrush? LMAO!
I got a hair story.
Once i went into my sisters room to use her hair mousse. Used it and came down stairs. i said "Steph, I hope you do not mind, but i used your Mousse."
She said, "Uh Leo, I do not have any mousse" Yes you do right near your mirror. Uh Leo......hat is not mousse, its Nair!
Oh shit! I ran upstairs and took a shower to wash it out. It started to work. Thank God i got it out before the damage was real bad. :(