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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    acoustic guy wrote:
    This is in response to the thread about the black boots and short skirt.

    When you dress in an extremely sexy way you make men nuts. When i say nuts I mean, our chemicals in our brain start going ape shit! All the blood in our body race to our head and our.....well other head :)
    We are like wild animals! Married, Single, In a relationship...it does not matter. If we see a hot ass mama and we are with our woman we check her out in a James Bond type of way. You know, quick look at the sexy chic, back to our girl so we pretend we are listening, then back to the hotness that be. We are slave to hot woman, sad to say but we are fucking slaves to it.
    Yee haw! LOl.

    thats a given! haha what i CANT STAND is when chicks dress that way then get madd and start calling guys perverts for looking! :eek: i mean SERIOUSLY, why dress that way if u want no one to look huh? chicks are retarded sometimes.
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    We do the same thing in checking out guys you know! We have hormones and go ape-shit too, we're just a little more discreet and don't feel the need to draw attention the fact is all... :cool:
    hahahaha i love that! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    SENROCK! wrote:
    chicks are retarded sometimes.

    Sometimes?
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    acoustic guy wrote:
    This is in response to the thread about the black boots and short skirt.

    When you dress in an extremely sexy way you make men nuts. When i say nuts I mean, our chemicals in our brain start going ape shit! All the blood in our body race to our head and our.....well other head :)
    We are like wild animals! Married, Single, In a relationship...it does not matter. If we see a hot ass mama and we are with our woman we check her out in a James Bond type of way. You know, quick look at the sexy chic, back to our girl so we pretend we are listening, then back to the hotness that be. We are slave to hot woman, sad to say but we are fucking slaves to it.
    Yee haw! LOl.

    continue..
    we are listening/reading.. (the green smiling face with big teeth here)
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    "Hear me, my chiefs!
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    no more forever."
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    The Champ wrote:
    Sometimes?

    ok, ALL THE TIME. and NORMALLY, i ALLLLLLWAYS just say "chicks are retarded" but for some reason i added "sometimes" and if anyone knows me, they KNOW im known for ssaying that! im sorry, i hang my head in shame for not going with my REAL response...... ;)
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    acoustic guy wrote:
    This is in response to the thread about the black boots and short skirt.

    When you dress in an extremely sexy way you make men nuts. When i say nuts I mean, our chemicals in our brain start going ape shit! All the blood in our body race to our head and our.....well other head :)
    We are like wild animals! Married, Single, In a relationship...it does not matter. If we see a hot ass mama and we are with our woman we check her out in a James Bond type of way. You know, quick look at the sexy chic, back to our girl so we pretend we are listening, then back to the hotness that be. We are slave to hot woman, sad to say but we are fucking slaves to it.
    Yee haw! LOl.

    this is not saying much in favor of men's mental capacity.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    this is not saying much in favor of men's mental capacity.

    There is not much there when a womans body is involved.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    lol :D

    Well, that's because men and women are turned on in different ways. Men want to see it all OUT there. Women don't.

    When I see my husband in something this, I drool:

    http://store.americanapparel.net/bb453.html

    So simple, and there's nothing overtly sexy about it...but it's just yummy. :D

    I make my wife drool when I wear this...

    http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb248/jstahl1124/cid__2_071C390C071C36B8005524858525.jpg

    You know it's hot

    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    acoustic guy wrote:
    This is in response to the thread about the black boots and short skirt.

    When you dress in an extremely sexy way you make men nuts. When i say nuts I mean, our chemicals in our brain start going ape shit! All the blood in our body race to our head and our.....well other head :)
    We are like wild animals! Married, Single, In a relationship...it does not matter. If we see a hot ass mama and we are with our woman we check her out in a James Bond type of way. You know, quick look at the sexy chic, back to our girl so we pretend we are listening, then back to the hotness that be. We are slave to hot woman, sad to say but we are fucking slaves to it.
    Yee haw! LOl.


    Don't let any woman tell you different...that is exactly why we dress that way!! We know what you guys like...If a woman says that isn't true then she is a liar!!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • pjtradekingpjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    We might WEAR the pants....but THEY know how they come off....;)
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Trust me, I could do a lot worse!



    right enough.. you could have ended up with a total cock like me :D


    oh wait.... i just slagged myself off :mad:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    right enough.. you could have ended up with a total cock like me :D


    oh wait.... i just slagged myself off :mad:
    Too much cake and ice cream?

    Just eat the brown acid...erm, I mean meat. It will settle your stomach.
    Trust me. I am not a Dr, but I play one on the AET.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I make my wife drool when I wear this...

    http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb248/jstahl1124/cid__2_071C390C071C36B8005524858525.jpg

    You know it's hot

    :D
    What's with the boots?
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • BridgeBitchBridgeBitch Posts: 87
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I make my wife drool when I wear this...

    http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb248/jstahl1124/cid__2_071C390C071C36B8005524858525.jpg

    You know it's hot

    :D

    I am confused, disturbed and intrigued by this... all at the same time.
    "Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore."

    10/21/06 & 10/22/06 (Bridge Shows)
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Too much cake and ice cream?

    Just eat the brown acid...erm, I mean meat. It will settle your stomach.
    Trust me. I am not a Dr, but I play one on the AET.

    trust me... brown beef will taste better!!!

    p.s. i have a growth down below.. do i need cream?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    acoustic guy wrote:
    This is in response to the thread about the black boots and short skirt.

    When you dress in an extremely sexy way you make men nuts. When i say nuts I mean, our chemicals in our brain start going ape shit! All the blood in our body race to our head and our.....well other head :)
    We are like wild animals! Married, Single, In a relationship...it does not matter. If we see a hot ass mama and we are with our woman we check her out in a James Bond type of way. You know, quick look at the sexy chic, back to our girl so we pretend we are listening, then back to the hotness that be. We are slave to hot woman, sad to say but we are fucking slaves to it.
    Yee haw! LOl.
    Generally, when you want to make a response to an existing thread, it is usually done WITHIN THAT THREAD.
  • BlackeyedangelBlackeyedangel Posts: 262
    Holy fuck you dudes are creepy.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    This thread is funny!! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    Women are sexiest in thier PJ's, according to my humble opinion :)
    Surf little waves big... Charge big waves hard

    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Don't let any woman tell you different...that is exactly why we dress that way!! We know what you guys like...If a woman says that isn't true then she is a liar!!!

    ya know, i thought u were pretty cool a long time ago but lately im digin you more and more!!! we should have a shot of jack sometime! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    SENROCK! wrote:
    ya know, i thought u were pretty cool a long time ago but lately im digin you more and more!!! we should have a shot of jack sometime! :D


    I love Love Love Jack and coke. Strait Jack is just fine too!!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • fleahorsefleahorse Posts: 50
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    This thread is funny!! :)

    yeh, tis a good laugh
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    SENROCK! wrote:
    thats a given! haha what i CANT STAND is when chicks dress that way then get madd and start calling guys perverts for looking! :eek: i mean SERIOUSLY, why dress that way if u want no one to look huh? chicks are retarded sometimes.


    yeah, they call those girls teases, don't they?

    and the day I dress like that and get NO looks, please wheel me back to the home...........
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    this is not saying much in favor of men's mental capacity.


    boy, guys have brains there as well? that's why they claim they are smarter!!!!

    (but it's the GIRL/WOMAN who wore the short skirt...........mmmmmmmmmm, who's the smart one????????
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    writersu wrote:

    and the day I dress like that and get NO looks, please wheel me back to the home...........

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that was CRAZY!!! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    I love Love Love Jack and coke. Strait Jack is just fine too!!!

    the thought of jack just made my mouth water.... its time for some JACCCKKKTIVITIES!!!!!! :D thats my boy right there. I got a collection of empty bottles at pixxxies with DATES on them! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    What's with the boots?

    In case it rains

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    BridgeBitch wrote:
    I am confused, disturbed and intrigued by this... all at the same time.

    I can make you one ?

    Nothing like the feel of rubber on the skin

    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    SENROCK! wrote:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that was CRAZY!!! :D


    right??????????
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
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