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Girls need to understand somehing....

acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
This is in response to the thread about the black boots and short skirt.

When you dress in an extremely sexy way you make men nuts. When i say nuts I mean, our chemicals in our brain start going ape shit! All the blood in our body race to our head and our.....well other head :)
We are like wild animals! Married, Single, In a relationship...it does not matter. If we see a hot ass mama and we are with our woman we check her out in a James Bond type of way. You know, quick look at the sexy chic, back to our girl so we pretend we are listening, then back to the hotness that be. We are slave to hot woman, sad to say but we are fucking slaves to it.
Yee haw! LOl.
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    acoustic guy wrote:
    This is in response to the thread about the black boots and short skirt.

    When you dress in an extremely sexy way you make men nuts. When i say nuts I mean, our chemicals in our brain start going ape shit! All the blood in our body race to our head and our.....well other head :)
    We are like wild animals! Married, Single, In a relationship...it does not matter. If we see a hot ass mama and we are with our woman we check her out in a James Bond type of way. You know, quick look at the sexy chic, back to our girl so we pretend we are listening, then back to the hotness that be. We are slave to hot woman, sad to say but we are fucking slaves to it.
    Yee haw! LOl.


    and that the truth
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Girls need to understand a lot of things...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    How can they not understand this by now?
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    We know this.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    and that the truth
    Aren't you supposed to say something else?
  • kenshuntkenshunt Posts: 2,863
    Rygar wrote:
    How can they not understand this by now?
    Oh they understand, and they use it to there advantage.
    London 2005
    Toronto 2011 night 2
    Hamilton 2011
    London 2013
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    We know this.
    Ok, good.
    How can men not know that you know this?
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    We know this.

    I know you know.....and it pisses me off to no end.
    Woman get a lot more out of life when they put on the @$%& me clothes.
    If I try it by wearing tight euro jeans so my buldge sticks out I look like a fucking jack ass! Hahahahaha.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Rygar wrote:
    Ok, good.
    How can men not know that you know this?

    I don't know.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    acoustic guy wrote:
    I know you know.....and it pisses me off to no end.
    Woman get a lot more out of life when they put on the @$%& me clothes.
    If I try it by wearing tight euro jeans so my buldge sticks out I look like a fucking jack ass! Hahahahaha.

    How do women get more out of life from w...

    bah, forget it.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Rygar wrote:
    Aren't you supposed to say something else?


    ??? remind me
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    acoustic guy wrote:
    If I try it by wearing tight euro jeans so my buldge sticks out I look like a fucking jack ass! Hahahahaha.

    lol :D

    Well, that's because men and women are turned on in different ways. Men want to see it all OUT there. Women don't.

    When I see my husband in something this, I drool:

    http://store.americanapparel.net/bb453.html

    So simple, and there's nothing overtly sexy about it...but it's just yummy. :D
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,265
    acoustic guy wrote:
    This is in response to the thread about the black boots and short skirt.

    When you dress in an extremely sexy way you make men nuts. When i say nuts I mean, our chemicals in our brain start going ape shit! All the blood in our body race to our head and our.....well other head :)
    We are like wild animals! Married, Single, In a relationship...it does not matter. If we see a hot ass mama and we are with our woman we check her out in a James Bond type of way. You know, quick look at the sexy chic, back to our girl so we pretend we are listening, then back to the hotness that be. We are slave to hot woman, sad to say but we are fucking slaves to it.
    Yee haw! LOl.
    I saw a hot man on the metro today. I was hoping upon hope that I would get jostled in the crowd of other metro riders and trip on him, but no luck. Mine wasn't that quick a look. It was a glance to the side of the metro swinging back to include him as I then focused down into the pages of my book.
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    ??? remind me
    This thread is....
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    acoustic guy wrote:
    This is in response to the thread about the black boots and short skirt.

    When you dress in an extremely sexy way you make men nuts. When i say nuts I mean, our chemicals in our brain start going ape shit! All the blood in our body race to our head and our.....well other head :)
    We are like wild animals! Married, Single, In a relationship...it does not matter. If we see a hot ass mama and we are with our woman we check her out in a James Bond type of way. You know, quick look at the sexy chic, back to our girl so we pretend we are listening, then back to the hotness that be. We are slave to hot woman, sad to say but we are fucking slaves to it.
    Yee haw! LOl.
    They already know this stuff, dude.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Rygar wrote:
    This thread is....

    USELESS W/ OUT PICS..... ;)
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    women know how easy we are... and by contrast we know how fuckin difficult they are :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    USELESS W/ OUT PICS..... ;)
    hehehe, there ya go
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    lol :D

    Well, that's because men and women are turned on in different ways. Men want to see it all OUT there. Women don't.

    When I see my husband in something this, I drool:

    http://store.americanapparel.net/bb453.html

    So simple, and there's nothing overtly sexy about it...but it's just yummy. :D

    I hope he does not look like that tool wearing the shirt?
    LOL

    To get my wife excited I ...
    wait, forget it. Not gonna reveal that in here, I would never live it down. hehe
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Ms. Haiku wrote:
    I saw a hot man on the metro today. I was hoping upon hope that I would get jostled in the crowd of other metro riders and trip on him, but no luck. Mine wasn't that quick a look. It was a glance to the side of the metro swinging back to include him as I then focused down into the pages of my book.

    That's all it took for you huh? a glance. Now its implanted in your head for the rest of the day.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    acoustic guy wrote:
    I hope he does not look like that tool wearing the shirt?

    Lol, no he's hot :D
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    acoustic guy, my boyfriend always looks at other women, obviously. But he's not stupid enough to say that if I wore fuck me clothes, I'd get more from life. :p

    God, I'm so glad I'm with him. Geeezz...
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    acoustic guy wrote:
    This is in response to the thread about the black boots and short skirt.

    When you dress in an extremely sexy way you make men nuts. When i say nuts I mean, our chemicals in our brain start going ape shit! All the blood in our body race to our head and our.....well other head :)
    We are like wild animals! Married, Single, In a relationship...it does not matter. If we see a hot ass mama and we are with our woman we check her out in a James Bond type of way. You know, quick look at the sexy chic, back to our girl so we pretend we are listening, then back to the hotness that be. We are slave to hot woman, sad to say but we are fucking slaves to it.
    Yee haw! LOl.
    I think that's why some women dress the way they do ;) we know the results.

    Note I said some, so dont all jump on me for putting everyone in one category!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:

    God, I'm so glad I'm with him. Geeezz...


    yeah you sound so happy about it :D;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    haha! you guys are posting as if it's news to us! :rolleyes:

    We do the same thing in checking out guys you know! We have hormones and go ape-shit too, we're just a little more discreet and don't feel the need to draw attention the fact is all... :cool:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah you sound so happy about it :D;)

    Trust me, I could do a lot worse!
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    acoustic guy, my boyfriend always looks at other women, obviously. But he's not stupid enough to say that if I wore fuck me clothes, I'd get more from life. :p

    God, I'm so glad I'm with him. Geeezz...

    Like my wife tells me everyday, I need a filter on my mouth. hahahaha.
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Like my wife tells me everyday, I need a filter on my mouth. hahahaha.

    Not a gag, then???? (I didn't mean that).
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Not a gag, then???? (I didn't mean that).

    hehehehe....................................fucker, lol
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    acoustic guy wrote:
    This is in response to the thread about the black boots and short skirt.

    When you dress in an extremely sexy way you make men nuts. When i say nuts I mean, our chemicals in our brain start going ape shit! All the blood in our body race to our head and our.....well other head :)
    We are like wild animals! Married, Single, In a relationship...it does not matter. If we see a hot ass mama and we are with our woman we check her out in a James Bond type of way. You know, quick look at the sexy chic, back to our girl so we pretend we are listening, then back to the hotness that be. We are slave to hot woman, sad to say but we are fucking slaves to it.
    Yee haw! LOl.


    Amen to that.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
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