The Precise Moment You Realized You Were A Bit Odd
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No exact moment really, just a slow realization. But I definitely am.R.i.p. Rigoberto Alpizar.
R.i.p. My Dad - May 28, 2007
R.i.p. Black Tail (cat) - Sept. 20, 20080 -
When I sat on Santa's lap screaming my head off...not because he was a strange man with a beard...but because I was afraid the red from his suit was gonna get all over my pretty little dress
When I realized I don't like using public restrooms...not because they're unsanitary...but because I don't like people hearing me pee
And the fact that I dream about mice whenever I'm anxious...sometimes I don't even realize I'm stressed out until I dream about the nasty little creatures :eek:There's a light when my baby's in my arms0 -
3/11/1975NERDS!0
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Hawkshore wrote:Did someone piss on your pants? ......I hear those philly crowds can be rough!
No but a couple guys smacked my bumMy drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers0 -
I reallly thought about this question and realized it's probably from the first moment of conscientious and would want it none other way"Speak your mind even if your voice shakes" ~ M Kuhn0
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i love otters.
i'm an odder.
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Probably freshman year around st. patty's day.....drunk off my ass. I had a hole in my pants around the crotch area. so i poored some of my beer (i know i know what a waste) to make it look like a pissed myself. in addition i ended up eating mac n' cheese later that night using the top of the box as a spoon."Everyone is a patriot in some form or another.... i prefer the intelligent ones."
"She fell funny"
"Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German"0 -
When I stood over that corpse and giggled about how funny she looked....damn why did I do that?
bang. bang. you're dead...hole in your head...I'm trying to drink away the part of the day I cannot sleep away...0 -
when I started checking this ARMpit every day.0
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I've always known I'm a little crazy.....
Now I just celebrate it more.....:)
Different is goodA human being that was given to fly.
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/090 -
i dont think i'm odd.oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.0
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dunkman wrote:i dont think i'm odd.
you can't deny that.
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gue_barium wrote:You're not odd.
You're a fuck up.
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I just realized, by clicking names, everybody is reading my last reply.
That seems odd.
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gue_barium wrote:I just realized, by clicking names, everybody is reading my last reply.
That seems odd.A human being that was given to fly.
Wembley 18/06/07
If there was a reason, it was you.
O2 Arena 18/09/090 -
gue_barium wrote:I just realized, by clicking names, everybody is reading my last reply.
That seems odd.
Huh?
DOESN'T ANYBODY HAVE A MIND OF THEIR FUCKING OWN ANYMORE?
Q: well sheesh, aren't you the grouchy fucker.
A: No, I swear, there are very few people here that put any creativity or thought into what the fuck they post here.
Q: Settle the fuck down, like you've got a leg to stand on.
A: Ok, ok.
Q: Good. Go away now.
A: Okay.
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it's hard to pinpoint it when you're born odd. seriously I was born backwards doing the splits...one foot out and the other up by my head.
I wouldn't know normal if it smacked me upside the head*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
angels share laughter
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What are you talking about? I'm completely normal!These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.0
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exactly
Im normal
and everybody else is strange0
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