Methaphors that describe you right NOW.

Spunkie
Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I have to piss, like a racehorse.
I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
Except for little Turtle
I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
Gurgle Gurgle
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    bump...


    'Thick as two short planks'? :D:)
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    dirtyT Posts: 3,620
    the taste in my mouth after eating that mariachi pizza taste like a hairy fart.
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    tish wrote:
    I have to piss, like a racehorse.

    That's not a metaphor, that's a simile. ;)

    My dad says that one all the time.
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    I've got no idea but it's bound to be mixed. :D
    NOPE!!!

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  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    That's not a metaphor, that's a simile. ;)

    My dad says that one all the time.

    you beat me to it ;)

    im hungry as shit. how's that for poetic?
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    i'm beat like a pinata :o
  • DOSW
    DOSW Posts: 2,014
    soulsinging wrote:
    you beat me to it ;)

    im hungry as shit. how's that for poetic?

    That's still a simile you know...

    How about "my hunger is shit?" Makes no sense, but neither does the original, come to think of it.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I'm hung like a horse

    ;)
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    the birds better sign asante samuel....GO BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    im happy as a pig in shit

    My husband says this one alot..."Im so hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck"
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    DOSW wrote:
    That's still a simile you know...

    How about "my hunger is shit?" Makes no sense, but neither does the original, come to think of it.
    lets put some Shakespere on this... Hungry is my shit :D
    Does that mean my shit is going to eat my asshole??
    This is too funny!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • DOSW
    DOSW Posts: 2,014
    I am the walrus.
    It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    DOSW wrote:
    I am the walrus.
    i am the eggman...coo coo kachoo
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    i'm as high as a kite
  • bovy_j
    bovy_j Posts: 1,008
    cutback wrote:
    i as high as a kite
    :) you stole my simile!
  • brain of c
    brain of c Posts: 5,213
    i have raging herpes.
    d'oh!!!!!!

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  • inmyrvm
    inmyrvm Posts: 1,039
    i'm more beat than paris hilton's pussy
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    That's not a metaphor, that's a simile. ;)

    My dad says that one all the time.
    thank god someone else said it so I didn't have to sound like a tedious arsehole ;)
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