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Methaphors that describe you right NOW.

SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,676
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I have to piss, like a racehorse.
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    bump...


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    the taste in my mouth after eating that mariachi pizza taste like a hairy fart.
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    tish wrote:
    I have to piss, like a racehorse.

    That's not a metaphor, that's a simile. ;)

    My dad says that one all the time.
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    I've got no idea but it's bound to be mixed. :D
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    That's not a metaphor, that's a simile. ;)

    My dad says that one all the time.

    you beat me to it ;)

    im hungry as shit. how's that for poetic?
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    i'm beat like a pinata :o
  • DOSWDOSW Posts: 2,014
    soulsinging wrote:
    you beat me to it ;)

    im hungry as shit. how's that for poetic?

    That's still a simile you know...

    How about "my hunger is shit?" Makes no sense, but neither does the original, come to think of it.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I'm hung like a horse

    ;)
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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    im happy as a pig in shit

    My husband says this one alot..."Im so hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck"
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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    DOSW wrote:
    That's still a simile you know...

    How about "my hunger is shit?" Makes no sense, but neither does the original, come to think of it.
    lets put some Shakespere on this... Hungry is my shit :D
    Does that mean my shit is going to eat my asshole??
    This is too funny!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • DOSWDOSW Posts: 2,014
    I am the walrus.
    It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win
  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    DOSW wrote:
    I am the walrus.
    i am the eggman...coo coo kachoo
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    i'm as high as a kite
  • bovy_jbovy_j Posts: 1,008
    cutback wrote:
    i as high as a kite
    :) you stole my simile!
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    i'm more beat than paris hilton's pussy
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    That's not a metaphor, that's a simile. ;)

    My dad says that one all the time.
    thank god someone else said it so I didn't have to sound like a tedious arsehole ;)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • DOSWDOSW Posts: 2,014
    Too many similes....... must restrain my inner grammar policeman... :D
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I am a dredged ocean full of silt and shit, piled into dunes of general wankiness and overall crappery.

    I should sober up.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    The egg timer of my day is running out of sand.....
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,676
    Shoot, similies count too. :bashful)
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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Can I get the cliff notes on the difference between a similie and a metaphor please? :)
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Jeanie wrote:
    Can I get the cliff notes on the difference between a similie and a metaphor please? :)
    A simile is likening something to something else specifically, by use of the words 'like' or 'as' etc. ie, "I am like a gutted fish".

    A metaphor transfers meaning directly to a new word, ie "I AM a gutted fish". The subject is not really a gutted fish but the metaphor lends somewhat more powerful sentiment to the assertion than the aforementioned simile would.

    I hope that helped :) I am, as you are well aware, far too drunk to take seriously on this matter.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
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    down like I'm falling
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    A simile is likening something to something else specifically, by use of the words 'like' or 'as' etc. ie, "I am like a gutted fish".

    A metaphor transfers meaning directly to a new word, ie "I AM a gutted fish". The subject is not really a gutted fish but the metaphor lends somewhat more powerful sentiment to the assertion than the aforementioned simile would.

    I hope that helped :) I am, as you are well aware, far too drunk to take seriously on this matter.


    :D Thanks J!

    I don't get it BUT trust me, it's not you it's me! :) Lotta people have tried to explain this to me and for some reason I just can't grasp and retain it. :o
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
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