Swimming, swimming in the swimming pool.

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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I "walk" on water when I have a funnoodle.

    When I first discovered my funnoodle I thought I could walk on water. I also thought I could still sleep peacefully on my stomach. Boy was I wrong!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    tish wrote:
    M A R C O !

    FISH OUTTA WATER!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I like playing catch the "water snake"
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    PoLo!!!!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    When I first discovered my funnoodle I thought I could walk on water. I also thought I could still sleep peacefully on my stomach. Boy was I wrong!!


    if you get a memory foam..you can sleep on your belly again!


    of course, the memory foam may "remember" something kinda disturbing...to the nun's that make your bed when you are not home... :eek:


    did you know that memory foam beds actually do "save" your faceprint for a little bit of time??

    I thought that was really cool...but, it has been described as being creepy.

    oh well, you know what i say
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:

    I thought that was really cool...but, it has been described as being creepy.

    oh well, you know what i say

    I wanna buy a memory foam bed with the face print of the Virgin Mary in imbedded in it. You know it's coming to ebay eventually. There's no way she can stay a virgin forever, especially considering the comfort of a memory foam bed.

    As to you pic, I love the counterfeit nature of it. Not that I'm an expert at spotting fakes, but I'm pretty sure that Todd Bridges (no matter how fucked up on drugs he may have been) could tell the difference between himself and the mighty GC.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I wanna buy a memory foam bed with the face print of the Virgin Mary in imbedded in it. You know it's coming to ebay eventually. There's no way she can stay a virgin forever, especially considering the comfort of a memory foam bed.

    As to you pic, I love the counterfeit nature of it. Not that I'm an expert at spotting fakes, but I'm pretty sure that Todd Bridges (no matter how fucked up on drugs he may have been) could tell the difference between himself and the mighty GC.

    you know - that isn't a bad idea...i can press my face into the mattress...and then maybe if I spray it with some sort of epoxy...it would stick the foam down in the impression....maybe if I fake a beatific smile...lesse...*scans memory for what a virgin would look like*




    woah...came up empty on that one...maybe i can spray paint the hair part of the image blue...that should give that virginy feelin'


    as for the Todd Bridges thing...I was just impressed that his siggie was so clear and legible...not an easy task when you are cranking.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Oh, I've had the cookies with my tea party now! I amused some professionals with my quarter throwing banter, but have yet to enjoy the light refraction game. I haven't tried the pb & j poolside, either. But I am enjoying swimming with my girlfriends. I'm working on my front stroke, when I remember to sport a ponytail. When I crawl, I pretend I'm practicing for my next surf adventure.

    Today I missed an old place in the Okanagan that had a piano shaped swimming pool.

    Ah, swimming.

    Anyone know of a Pixie song about swimming on the mind? Raine Maida's wife recently piano played/sang it.

    EDIT:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGXdXcpNsv4&feature=related
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle

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