Swimming, swimming in the swimming pool.

SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,764
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Sing or mime along:

Swimming, swimming in the swimming pool
When days are hot, when days are cold,
In the swimming pool.

Side stroke, breast stroke, fancy diving too,
Oh don't you wish you never had
Anything else to do.

I'm moving and I'm gonna have a pool! :D
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  • SomniumSomnium Posts: 85
    Anyone ever see The Swimmer with Burt Lancaster?

    Definately in my top 10.
    fuck the public
  • AllNiteThingAllNiteThing Posts: 1,115
    tish wrote:
    breast stroke,

    That's my favorite stroke.
    24 years old, mid-life crisis
    nowadays hits you when you're young
  • YAY!!!
    a pool is rad!!!

    know what? I like to do????


    sit at the bottom and have someone who is out of the pool throw quarters at me.

    'cuz I can catch em...and it's way funner than it sounds.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Make sure you supply some pics......of the pool


    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,764
    I like to sit at the bottom with a friend, cross our legs and sip from a dainty, little, imaginary tea cup.

    Wanna havva underwater tea party with me?
  • YAY!!!
    a pool is rad!!!

    know what? I like to do????


    sit at the bottom and have someone who is out of the pool throw quarters at me.

    'cuz I can catch em...and it's way funner than it sounds.

    How about anvils, good with those are you?? :p
  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    YAY!!!
    a pool is rad!!!

    know what? I like to do????


    sit at the bottom and have someone who is out of the pool throw quarters at me.

    'cuz I can catch em...and it's way funner than it sounds.

    This might be one of the funniest fucking things I have ever read!!!! ahahahahahahahahahah!

    AND I wanna try it!!!!
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • tish wrote:
    I like to sit at the bottom with a friend, cross our legs and sip from a dainty, little, imaginary tea cup.

    Wanna havva underwater tea party with me?
    :eek:

    I do that too...and pretend to eat little cookies
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  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,764
    Yup, loud laugh, that one made. The people in the lobby stared at me.
  • How about anvils, good with those are you?? :p
    :(


    out of water I can catch a few - but in the water??? um NO! the water makes it look like the stuff is bending different...it's like refraction or something...besides...it would ruin the bottom of my pool :p
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  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,764
    Do you lie on your tummy at the bottom of the pool and play dead, too?
  • :(


    out of water I can catch a few - but in the water??? um NO! the water makes it look like the stuff is bending different...it's like refraction or something...besides...it would ruin the bottom of my pool :p

    Damn it, you're just too smart! Here, fetch a quarter :D
  • tish wrote:
    Do you lie on your tummy at the bottom of the pool and play dead, too?
    YES!

    and I also do the floating dead body too!!!

    know what else is fun about a pool...

    when you put your legs out along the side, and you are half floating in the pool...it's the reverse of sitting with your legs dangling in.

    that is how i eat a PB&J when i don't wanna get out of the pool...



    and frito chips are SOOOO good when your hands are wet and wrinkly from the pool and you have the little snack bag by the side...

    :D
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  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,764
    Oh, that's the swimming pool sit-up position. Memo to self: buy jelly/scrap sit-ups.
    And do you make synchronized dance routines with other pals?
    And do you play hand stand with legs open swimming leap frog?
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,160
    tish wrote:
    And do you play hand stand with legs open swimming leap frog?


    This sounds fun ;)
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  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,764
    Oh, it is, unless you bash your head. How many minutes can you tread water, without using your hands.

    Do you paddle on a floatie and pretend you're surfing?
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    My favorite part of being in the pool is when my shorts get a massive air pocket I can finally imagine what it must be like to have elephantitis.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I like the pool it saves me a trip to the bathroom
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • tish wrote:
    Oh, it is, unless you bash your head. How many minutes can you tread water, without using your hands.

    Do you paddle on a floatie and pretend you're surfing?
    I "walk" on water when I have a funnoodle.

    :D

    and Yeah the synchronized swimming - I have my BF "judge" the competition...

    sometimes, when I play "obstacle course" My friend will CLOSE his legs SNAP! and I am stuck! :eek:

    I can tread water for about 20 minutes without using my hands...if I can keep them flat along the water...less time if I have to hold them OUT of the water...

    when I do synchronized swimming...sometimes someone outside the pool is doing "wimming" which is swimming outside of water. . .
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  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,764
    M A R C O !
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    I "walk" on water when I have a funnoodle.

    When I first discovered my funnoodle I thought I could walk on water. I also thought I could still sleep peacefully on my stomach. Boy was I wrong!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    tish wrote:
    M A R C O !

    FISH OUTTA WATER!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I like playing catch the "water snake"
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • PoLo!!!!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    When I first discovered my funnoodle I thought I could walk on water. I also thought I could still sleep peacefully on my stomach. Boy was I wrong!!


    if you get a memory foam..you can sleep on your belly again!


    of course, the memory foam may "remember" something kinda disturbing...to the nun's that make your bed when you are not home... :eek:


    did you know that memory foam beds actually do "save" your faceprint for a little bit of time??

    I thought that was really cool...but, it has been described as being creepy.

    oh well, you know what i say
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677

    I thought that was really cool...but, it has been described as being creepy.

    oh well, you know what i say

    I wanna buy a memory foam bed with the face print of the Virgin Mary in imbedded in it. You know it's coming to ebay eventually. There's no way she can stay a virgin forever, especially considering the comfort of a memory foam bed.

    As to you pic, I love the counterfeit nature of it. Not that I'm an expert at spotting fakes, but I'm pretty sure that Todd Bridges (no matter how fucked up on drugs he may have been) could tell the difference between himself and the mighty GC.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999 wrote:
    I wanna buy a memory foam bed with the face print of the Virgin Mary in imbedded in it. You know it's coming to ebay eventually. There's no way she can stay a virgin forever, especially considering the comfort of a memory foam bed.

    As to you pic, I love the counterfeit nature of it. Not that I'm an expert at spotting fakes, but I'm pretty sure that Todd Bridges (no matter how fucked up on drugs he may have been) could tell the difference between himself and the mighty GC.

    you know - that isn't a bad idea...i can press my face into the mattress...and then maybe if I spray it with some sort of epoxy...it would stick the foam down in the impression....maybe if I fake a beatific smile...lesse...*scans memory for what a virgin would look like*




    woah...came up empty on that one...maybe i can spray paint the hair part of the image blue...that should give that virginy feelin'


    as for the Todd Bridges thing...I was just impressed that his siggie was so clear and legible...not an easy task when you are cranking.
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  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,764
    Oh, I've had the cookies with my tea party now! I amused some professionals with my quarter throwing banter, but have yet to enjoy the light refraction game. I haven't tried the pb & j poolside, either. But I am enjoying swimming with my girlfriends. I'm working on my front stroke, when I remember to sport a ponytail. When I crawl, I pretend I'm practicing for my next surf adventure.

    Today I missed an old place in the Okanagan that had a piano shaped swimming pool.

    Ah, swimming.

    Anyone know of a Pixie song about swimming on the mind? Raine Maida's wife recently piano played/sang it.

    EDIT:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGXdXcpNsv4&feature=related
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