Swimming, swimming in the swimming pool.

Spunkie
Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Sing or mime along:

Swimming, swimming in the swimming pool
When days are hot, when days are cold,
In the swimming pool.

Side stroke, breast stroke, fancy diving too,
Oh don't you wish you never had
Anything else to do.

I'm moving and I'm gonna have a pool! :D
I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
Except for little Turtle
I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
Gurgle Gurgle
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  • Somnium
    Somnium Posts: 85
    Anyone ever see The Swimmer with Burt Lancaster?

    Definately in my top 10.
    fuck the public
  • AllNiteThing
    AllNiteThing Posts: 1,115
    tish wrote:
    breast stroke,

    That's my favorite stroke.
    24 years old, mid-life crisis
    nowadays hits you when you're young
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    YAY!!!
    a pool is rad!!!

    know what? I like to do????


    sit at the bottom and have someone who is out of the pool throw quarters at me.

    'cuz I can catch em...and it's way funner than it sounds.
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Make sure you supply some pics......of the pool


    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    I like to sit at the bottom with a friend, cross our legs and sip from a dainty, little, imaginary tea cup.

    Wanna havva underwater tea party with me?
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • BrotherLoveBone
    BrotherLoveBone Posts: 264
    failedpersephone wrote:
    YAY!!!
    a pool is rad!!!

    know what? I like to do????


    sit at the bottom and have someone who is out of the pool throw quarters at me.

    'cuz I can catch em...and it's way funner than it sounds.

    How about anvils, good with those are you?? :p
  • Danimal
    Danimal Posts: 2,000
    failedpersephone wrote:
    YAY!!!
    a pool is rad!!!

    know what? I like to do????


    sit at the bottom and have someone who is out of the pool throw quarters at me.

    'cuz I can catch em...and it's way funner than it sounds.

    This might be one of the funniest fucking things I have ever read!!!! ahahahahahahahahahah!

    AND I wanna try it!!!!
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    I like to sit at the bottom with a friend, cross our legs and sip from a dainty, little, imaginary tea cup.

    Wanna havva underwater tea party with me?
    :eek:

    I do that too...and pretend to eat little cookies
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Yup, loud laugh, that one made. The people in the lobby stared at me.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    BrotherLoveBone wrote:
    How about anvils, good with those are you?? :p
    :(


    out of water I can catch a few - but in the water??? um NO! the water makes it look like the stuff is bending different...it's like refraction or something...besides...it would ruin the bottom of my pool :p
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Do you lie on your tummy at the bottom of the pool and play dead, too?
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • BrotherLoveBone
    BrotherLoveBone Posts: 264
    failedpersephone wrote:
    :(


    out of water I can catch a few - but in the water??? um NO! the water makes it look like the stuff is bending different...it's like refraction or something...besides...it would ruin the bottom of my pool :p

    Damn it, you're just too smart! Here, fetch a quarter :D
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    Do you lie on your tummy at the bottom of the pool and play dead, too?
    YES!

    and I also do the floating dead body too!!!

    know what else is fun about a pool...

    when you put your legs out along the side, and you are half floating in the pool...it's the reverse of sitting with your legs dangling in.

    that is how i eat a PB&J when i don't wanna get out of the pool...



    and frito chips are SOOOO good when your hands are wet and wrinkly from the pool and you have the little snack bag by the side...

    :D
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Oh, that's the swimming pool sit-up position. Memo to self: buy jelly/scrap sit-ups.
    And do you make synchronized dance routines with other pals?
    And do you play hand stand with legs open swimming leap frog?
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Hawkshore
    Hawkshore Posts: 2,185
    tish wrote:
    And do you play hand stand with legs open swimming leap frog?


    This sounds fun ;)
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Oh, it is, unless you bash your head. How many minutes can you tread water, without using your hands.

    Do you paddle on a floatie and pretend you're surfing?
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    My favorite part of being in the pool is when my shorts get a massive air pocket I can finally imagine what it must be like to have elephantitis.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I like the pool it saves me a trip to the bathroom
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    tish wrote:
    Oh, it is, unless you bash your head. How many minutes can you tread water, without using your hands.

    Do you paddle on a floatie and pretend you're surfing?
    I "walk" on water when I have a funnoodle.

    :D

    and Yeah the synchronized swimming - I have my BF "judge" the competition...

    sometimes, when I play "obstacle course" My friend will CLOSE his legs SNAP! and I am stuck! :eek:

    I can tread water for about 20 minutes without using my hands...if I can keep them flat along the water...less time if I have to hold them OUT of the water...

    when I do synchronized swimming...sometimes someone outside the pool is doing "wimming" which is swimming outside of water. . .
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    M A R C O !
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle

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