This girl who's cubicle is across from me,

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  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    It's not that she's really traumatized by all of it. She just likes to feel all warm and fuzzy inside about being the "victim" of big bad muslim aggression. She's the kind of woman who falsely accuses men of raping her. She probably has a copy of the bible tucked away in every drawer of her house and in her cubicle. During her breaks, she clutches onto a copy and prays to Jesus and asks him to protect her from terrorism.

    If you have any arab and/or muslim employees at your work, then she probably watches them and takes careful notes about their activities. She'll one day plant explosives in one of their cubicles and try to frame them for attempted terrorism. When she's caught, she'll say she was only doing god's work.

    She's your typical modern-day self-righteous muslim-hating christian who uses 9/11 as an excuse to justify the latter day crusade that the rest of us refer to as the war in Iraq. You can almost guarantee that she voted for Bush both times and regards him as a misunderstood genius.

    She only dates firemen and gives them handjobs on the first date because she believes it is her patriotic duty.
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    sponger wrote:
    She's a foreign agent posing as someone who cares about the safety of Americans.


    I don't think it's because she cares, it's because she is weird!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    she is completely obsessed with September 11th 2001. I mean she has her wallpaper set to the World Trade Centers, she has two huge picture books on her desk all having to do with the aftermath. It kind of weird. I thought maybe she lost someone there that day, but nope. She even has a calendar of the twin towers.


    Maybe she did know somebody that was affected by 9-11 and doesn't wanna talk about it. Why not just respect that?
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Maybe she did know somebody that was affected by 9-11. Why not just respect that?


    She didn't, she made sure to tell us it is just out of curiousity. Kind of strange..
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    She didn't, she made sure to tell us it is just out of curiousity. Kind of strange..


    You could always just asked to moved to a different desk?
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    sponger wrote:
    It's not that she's really traumatized by all of it. She just likes to feel all warm and fuzzy inside about being the "victim" of big bad muslim aggression. She's the kind of woman who falsely accuses men of raping her. She probably has a copy of the bible tucked away in every drawer of her house and in her cubicle. During her breaks, she probably clutches onto a copy and prays to Jesus and asks him to protect her from terrorism.

    If you have any arab and/or muslim employees at your work, then she probably watches them and takes careful notes about their activities. She'll one day plant explosives in one of their cubicles and frame them for attempted terrorism. When she's caught, she'll say she was only doing god's work.


    WTF...I don't know about all that, but I guess ya never know!! Scary..
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    You could always just asked to moved to a different desk?


    Maybe..:)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Maybe..:)


    Problem solved. :)
  • yellowled24
    yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    Start putting up massive posters of Osama Bin Laden around your cubicle, making sure she can see them clearly, and see if SHE moves!
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    yellowled24 wrote:
    Start putting up massive posters of Osama Bin Laden around your cubicle, making sure she can see them clearly, and see if SHE moves!


    Now that would FREAK her the hell out wouldn't it?!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    sponger, how do you know so much about her?
    one of your ex or something? :p

    oh yeah, I think she need to see a shrink to help her move on. As tragic as the event was, it shouldn't conquer your life like that. hope she overcomes it and live without worries.

    oh yeah btw, welcome back Ms. in_hiding79!
    Behave yourself, ya hear. ;):p:)
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  • stickfig13
    stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    Ok....


    Seriously...



    Is she hot?



    because you could have a major conversation starter on your hands
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    PearlJamaholic wrote:
    email her this.

    http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/2392/1216031139560bd5.jpg

    I'm respectful and all, but god damnit that shit is funny.
    I LOVE those demotivational posters. A guy and I from work rely on those to get us through the day...
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  • Cocaine_Nosejob
    Cocaine_Nosejob Posts: 1,744
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:
    http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/101204/nine-eleven-coworker.gif


    VERY TRUE!! :)

    She is still here and her cubicle gets more and more full of stuff....WILD.
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • DonJon
    DonJon Posts: 5,089
    stickfig13 wrote:
    Ok....
    Seriously...
    Is she hot?

    because you could have a major conversation starter on your hands

    Good thinking!!

    Ive read at least 25-30 books on Bin Laden, CIA, Sept 11 hijackers etc. I quite often get comments such as

    are you Muslim? whats your fascination with Bin Laden? Are you a terrorist? CIA?? etc etc

    Some people 'seriously' question it. At the end I throw in 'did I tell you Im getting my pilots license?" (thats a joke)
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.

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