I think I'm growing a third nipple

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  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Son of a bitch!!!! I need to stop eating in bed!!! :D


    not the only thing u need to stop doing in bed urself...

    and u thought that was milk dripping off ur 3rd nip?
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    you may now have an advantage in that wrinke competition.....

    look out jose!

    May?!?!? May?!?!? He should just throw in the towel now!!! He's no match!!!! ;):D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    wonder if we can get chicken milk from it and make a fortune?????? :)
    :confused: is he a chicken? :o
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  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    :confused: is he a chicken? :o

    not sure but considering the oddity.... it might be possible
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    not sure but considering the oddity.... it might be possible

    Still waiting on the test results. *fingers crossed*
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I believe that you're entitled to the boobie prize.


    *rimshot*
    :D


    well played.
    oh and i too read all the way through.


    and, thank you for this thread. in the midst of a week of 10 and 12 hour days......i appreciate the laugh.


    give us a flash next meet-up, and we'll all give you our *professional* opinions. :)


    meme - we have something in common beyond pj. :eek: :p;)
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    now you just need a 3rd leg to match and you're golden.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Lizard wrote:
    crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    now you just need a 3rd leg to match and you're golden.

    Well, I'm not one to brag, but some ladies have said... :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Have you tried milking it? :cool:
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    LongRd. wrote:
    Have you tried milking it? :cool:

    Shouldn't there have been a "focker" somewhere in that sentence? And yes I have, and it's magnificent!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    This thread almost seems like a joke, lol. In middle school or something i got a pimple or whatever that kind of evolved. So yeah, I have a third nipple. It doesn't really look like the two I was born with and it's not too big, but it's there. It doesn't look deformed or bad either. If you ever see me at a concert ask me, i'll show, haha. :p
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    gobrowns19 wrote:
    This thread almost seems like a joke, lol. In middle school or something i got a pimple or whatever that kind of evolved. So yeah, I have a third nipple. It doesn't really look like the two I was born with and it's not too big, but it's there. It doesn't look deformed or bad either. If you ever see me at a concert ask me, i'll show, haha. :p


    almost???? :confused::p
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    this thread is seriously scaring me!!!


    IBTL!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    cutback wrote:
    almost???? :confused::p

    Lol, well, I really do have a third nipple. Not sure if that's deformed or uncommon, but i do.
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Lizard wrote:
    this thread is seriously scaring me!!!


    IBTL!!!!!

    Imagine poor me?!? And what the hell is IBTL?!? I Bet it's a Tumor you Loser?!?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Why do you subject me to things like this??? :(
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Why do you subject me to things like this??? :(

    Tri-nips should be accepted into society and not be ashamed. We will not live this oppressive life you try to put onto us!

    :p
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    mookie9999 wrote:
    And what the hell is IBTL?!? I Bet it's a Tumor you Loser?!?

    that's a good one!!! it's not a tooooooomure.


    It is "in before the lock". message board lingo
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    Mooks, you better not pull that shit out at poker night..I mean, i'd be okay with it, but I wouldn't want you to gain an unfair advantage over Jose or anything..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The Champ wrote:
    Mooks, you better not pull that shit out at poker night..I mean, i'd be okay with it, but I wouldn't want you to gain an unfair advantage over Jose or anything..

    Between a bottle of Patron and my third nipple there's no way in hell Jose will be scoring a victory!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    The Champ wrote:
    Mooks, you better not pull that shit out at poker night..I mean, i'd be okay with it, but I wouldn't want you to gain an unfair advantage over Jose or anything..

    he better not i will put my cigar out on that pimple oh i meant nipple :) ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,575
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Between a bottle of Patron and my third nipple there's no way in hell Jose will be scoring a victory!!!

    hey it's better than you growin a third eye now that would be to your advantage ;).....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,680
    You trying to outdo Cleorge Gooney?
  • rhinomagicrhinomagic Posts: 2,549
    I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    rhinomagic wrote:
    I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

    .

    AWW! Someone bumped my nipple thread! I haven't been part of a good nipple bump since the great blackout of 2005! Those were the days!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • rhinomagicrhinomagic Posts: 2,549
    mookie9999 wrote:
    AWW! Someone bumped my nipple thread! I haven't been part of a good nipple bump since the great blackout of 2005! Those were the days!!

    Nipple bumps are fun. They'll probably come back into vogue in the next 6 months.

    .
    Memphis 1994
    New Orleans 1995
    Fort Lauderdale 1996
    Atlanta & Birmingham 1998
    New Orleans 2000
    Tampa 2003
    Kissimmee 2004
    New York City (x 2) 2008
    East Troy (x 2) 2011
    Chicago & New Orleans 2013
    Hampton, Raleigh, Boston 2016
    Baltimore 2020
    Louisville 2022
    Philadelphia & Baltimore 2024
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