I think I'm growing a third nipple

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  • chinobaeza
    chinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    I know a guy who has 3 nipples....well, I used to know a guy, now he is she :D
  • chinobaeza
    chinobaeza Santiago Posts: 2,489
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    can i lick it?
    "You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
    you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it"
  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    chinobaeza wrote:
    "You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
    you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it"


    i thought it was lick it b4 u stick it?
  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    you may now have an advantage in that wrinke competition.....

    look out jose!
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Poncier wrote:
    mookie, is your last name Scaramanga?

    haha ponc ya beat me to it! as soon as i saw this thread i was bound and determined to post this! good work 007! :D
    I love to turn you on
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    this thread isn't as interesting as I thought it would be :(

    so if you really think you're growing a third nipple probably best to consult a doctor and see what the fuck's going on... or if you're just gonna start spouting nipples all over the place :eek:


    wonder if we can get chicken milk from it and make a fortune?????? :)
  • Bibbs
    Bibbs Posts: 229
    we had this guy at school who had 3 nipples and weirdly enough he was totally obsessed by nipples, would draw nipples on his school folders, talk about nipples all the time, he even started a band called The Cold Nipples.

    as a result of this obsession we gave him the nickname "Brian".

    he hated it because he wanted to be called Nipple.

    I think he's dead now.
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  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    just hope the 3rd one grows into a "rockhard party nipple"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    oh and I read it all the way through. Do I get a prize?

    I believe that you're entitled to the boobie prize.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Rygar wrote:
    This thread is HAWT.

    Check and make sure it isn't just pepperoni.

    Son of a bitch!!!! I need to stop eating in bed!!! :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Son of a bitch!!!! I need to stop eating in bed!!! :D


    not the only thing u need to stop doing in bed urself...

    and u thought that was milk dripping off ur 3rd nip?
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    edvedder913 wrote:
    you may now have an advantage in that wrinke competition.....

    look out jose!

    May?!?!? May?!?!? He should just throw in the towel now!!! He's no match!!!! ;):D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    wonder if we can get chicken milk from it and make a fortune?????? :)
    :confused: is he a chicken? :o
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :confused: is he a chicken? :o

    not sure but considering the oddity.... it might be possible
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    not sure but considering the oddity.... it might be possible

    Still waiting on the test results. *fingers crossed*
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I believe that you're entitled to the boobie prize.


    *rimshot*
    :D


    well played.
    oh and i too read all the way through.


    and, thank you for this thread. in the midst of a week of 10 and 12 hour days......i appreciate the laugh.


    give us a flash next meet-up, and we'll all give you our *professional* opinions. :)


    meme - we have something in common beyond pj. :eek: :p;)
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    now you just need a 3rd leg to match and you're golden.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Lizard wrote:
    crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    now you just need a 3rd leg to match and you're golden.

    Well, I'm not one to brag, but some ladies have said... :D
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Have you tried milking it? :cool:
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    LongRd. wrote:
    Have you tried milking it? :cool:

    Shouldn't there have been a "focker" somewhere in that sentence? And yes I have, and it's magnificent!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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