I think I'm growing a third nipple

mookie9999
mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I never thought I would post something like this on here, but considering the mood around here as of late I figured, why not! At first I thought it might just be a pimple, but it has been starting to take on nipple characteristics. I'm too embarrassed to show anyone I know this so I have taken to the streets and stopped people at random to take a look. Most of the people here in NYC are ruder than you would think. Maybe I should rethink my approach which goes something like "Excuse me, can I show you (lift my shirt) something?". The folks handing out the handbills are usually the most receptive and will trade their advice for me taking a flyer and agreeing to not throw it away until I am out of their visual path. But I digress. I don't think I should go to the doctor because what if it's just a mole, or even worse cancer?!? All those years of wearing half shirts are coming back to bite me in the ass!! I would take a picture of it but am afraid that it would cause me to get banned from here for linking to pornographic materials. So I'm thinking of making a crayon drawing of it and then posting it on here for everyones opinion. Has anyone else been through something similar? I must admit that part of me finds it pretty cool, while the other part of me is kind of pissed as I was considering getting both of nipples pierced but I never planned (nor did I save up) to have a third one done. What to do, what to do. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. To those who read this all the way through, you must have the patience of a saint as I got bored halfway through typing it.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I got bored halfway through typing it.

    i wish more people would do this.....i usually only read the first and last sentences anyway.....3rd nipple huh....check out the breast milk thread for ideas....:p
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    As far as I can tell... there's nubbin you can do about it.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    you're too embarassed to show your friends your superfluous nipple, but you're okay with showing random new yorkers, who could easily slit your throat for being a 'weirdo'? you're a brave man mookie. :D

    oh and i think those of us who actually read your entire post and got just as bored as you did, should get to see this nipple. :p:D
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    catefrances wrote:

    oh and i think those of us who actually read your entire post and got just as bored as you did, should get to see this nipple. :p:D

    Had I known your comfort level on the subject I would have flashed you at the meet-up!!! ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • LONGRD
    LONGRD Posts: 6,036
    I got big womanly puffy nipples, if that'll make you feel any better :(

    BTW, Marky Mark Walhberg has three nipples, he seems to be OK.
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Had I known your comfort level on the subject I would have flashed you at the meet-up!!! ;)

    so long as it was just your nipple you flashed, it would have been all sweet. ;):p:D
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    take a good look
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    hold my hand
    lie beside me
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  • tie-dye lady
    tie-dye lady Posts: 305
    Take this test...

    When you touch the so called third nipple do...

    a) get aroused
    b) feel nothing
    c) have gas

    If you answered a - it's definately a third nip and you have the makings of a a dynamite freak show attraction

    If b - it's just a mole, but be sure to watch for shape and color changes and run to the doc if that happens

    If c - your bored during commerical breaks...get a hobby...posting on the pit is NOT a hobby
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  • Lostdogsinthegarden
    Lostdogsinthegarden Posts: 844
    If it's changing (size and shape) you should get it checked out. Better to be safe yeah? But congrats on the third nip... I just hope it doesn't feel like the third wheel, you know?
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    i think i would like my gf to grow a third nipple. at least for a little while.
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  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    This thread is useless without pictures....
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    the wolf wrote:
    i think i would like my gf to grow a third nipple. at least for a little while.

    Not an extra breast? Just the nipple? :confused: I'll never 'get' men.

    Mookie, you should go to a doctor... oh and I read it all the way through. Do I get a prize?
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Not an extra breast? Just the nipple? :confused: I'll never 'get' men.

    Mookie, you should go to a doctor... oh and I read it all the way through. Do I get a prize?


    a third breast would be better, but i was just trying to stay on topic : )
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  • ~Hollywood Madam~
    ~Hollywood Madam~ Posts: 69
    cutback wrote:
    i wish more people would do this.....i usually only read the first and last sentences anyway.....3rd nipple huh....check out the breast milk thread for ideas....:p

    lol i fancy your style ;)

    Bring on the 3rd nipple mookie, I'll make you glad you have another............ ;)
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  • ringo
    ringo Posts: 504
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    As far as I can tell... there's nubbin you can do about it.

    Yay for the nubbin reference :D
    d'oh
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    this thread isn't as interesting as I thought it would be :(

    so if you really think you're growing a third nipple probably best to consult a doctor and see what the fuck's going on... or if you're just gonna start spouting nipples all over the place :eek:
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  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    I have a third nipple. My doctor told me I should count myself lucky that I don't live in Massachusetts and it's not the 17th century :eek:
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    This thread is HAWT.

    Check and make sure it isn't just pepperoni.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    At first I thought it might just be a pimple, but it has been starting to take on nipple characteristics

    Is it sensitive when licked?
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,936
    mookie, is your last name Scaramanga?
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    can i lick it?

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