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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    singularity wrote:
    staying in and playing guitar hero on a saturday night with friends means you are getting old??? i thought it meant i was a huge nerd :)


    That too ;)

    At least were drinking beer and Vodka with Red Bull

    We're not total dorks ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    That too ;)

    At least were drinking beer and Vodka with Red Bull

    We're not total dorks ;)

    you know your old when you think vodka with red bull tastes disgusting ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    That too ;)

    At least were drinking beer and Vodka with Red Bull

    We're not total dorks ;)


    no, not total....;) :p
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    zenith wrote:
    you know your old when you think vodka with red bull tastes disgusting ;)

    LoL

    My wife said "Ewww taste like Cough Medicine!"
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    zenith wrote:
    you know your old when you think vodka with red bull tastes disgusting ;)

    well I thought it tasted disgusting when I was young...
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    I'm gonna turn 28 this week, and I have to admit, this is the first birthday where I am thinking "wow, when did I get so old?"

    Let me clarify... I don't think 28 is "old". But it just seems older than I think I should be. Does that make sense???

    Definitely! I can relate to most of what you say. :eek:
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    You can remember Jon Pertwee as Doctor Who.

    No, that just makes you a geek. ;);)
  • Obsidian22Obsidian22 Posts: 298
    1.You eat a whole box of kraft dinner, and you get constipated for 2 days.
    (that happened when I was 32) Now I just don't eat that shit anymore.

    2.You remember being single and eating anything in sight, for munchie cravings.

    3.You start cutting back on telephone conversations...You just don't care that much about talking shit out of your ass to someone who listens to it on the other end. Damn...

    4.Your Mother stops doing your laundry.
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    you stay home on Saturday Night and Play Rock Band with another Married couple :o


    this made me laugh and made my freaking day!!!
    Peace, Love.

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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    ...You get excited about new dishes or bedsheets.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    you wrote people actual letters
    and
    you remember when a 'record' was an actual vinyl record
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
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    6/25/08
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  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,294
    when the rookies in a pro sports league are younger than you.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:
    when the rookies in a pro sports league are younger than you.

    What about when they say the guy is washed up or old and he's still younger than you :eek:
    NERDS!
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    When soup is a viable option for dinner.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,294
    South of Seattle wrote:
    What about when they say the guy is washed up or old and he's still younger than you :eek:


    haven't reached that yet, although it's weird to hear players that are younger than me are retiring due to injuries.
    Reading 2004
    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    xavier mcdaniel wrote:
    haven't reached that yet, although it's weird to hear players that are younger than me are retiring due to injuries.

    Like when people say Donovan Mcnabb is old for example. I mean he's 31! :eek:
    NERDS!
  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    South of Seattle wrote:
    Like when people say Donovan Mcnabb is old for example. I mean he's 31! :eek:
    I'm gonna be 35 in 13 days! :eek:
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
    6-01-06
    6/25/08
    Free Speedy
    and Metsy!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I remember going out to bars in my younger days, we wouldn't even go out until 10-11pm and be out all night !
    isnt that NORMAL going out time?!?! :eek:
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  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    SENROCK! wrote:
    isnt that NORMAL going out time?!?! :eek:

    I was thinking when your friends cant make it to bar close anymore flipping their cell phone, pointing at the time and telling you its midnight... OMG happened to me twice this weekend.

    Also, when u sit here reading the message boards and people whom are like ten years younger than you are saying they are old.....
  • wavescamecrashingwavescamecrashing Posts: 440
    def the thing about going to a bar/club and leaving coz its too noisy. ive got to the stage where i wont even go anymore.

    when you put money into the joint account instead of buying a new cd!!!

    when you see friends its all baby talk and house talk.
  • know1know1 Posts: 6,794
    If you're playing video games, then you're not all that old. It's when you're sitting around playing cards or some dumb other dumb game that you're old.
    The only people we should try to get even with...
    ...are those who've helped us.

    Right 'round the corner could be bigger than ourselves.
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    know1 wrote:
    If you're playing video games, then you're not all that old. It's when you're sitting around playing cards or some dumb other dumb game that you're old.

    please make me a list of dumb dumb games to see if im old... besides havent played any half life games in awhile
  • stoneddudestoneddude Posts: 11
    you know you are old when you are older than your doctor.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    mookie9999 wrote:
    When soup is a viable option for dinner.

    And you go out to eat to catch the "Early Bird" special
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    SENROCK! wrote:
    isnt that NORMAL going out time?!?! :eek:


    Used to be...now Im at home yawning watching Cheaters

    :o
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • MathMath Posts: 71
    I felt old for the first time after falling asleep during a late night porn flick.
    "Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends" - Woody ALLEN
  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    You know you're old when all teenagers are annoying. :mad:
    When all new bands are shite. :mad:
    When you fart and don't even realise you've done it. :o
    When you start saying irritating things your Dad did. :eek:
    When you tell the kids the song they are singing is a cover of a song that's 30 years old.
    When you can no longer hang a brick on your todger.:(
  • MathMath Posts: 71
    Damn... I guess I am old.
    "Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends" - Woody ALLEN
  • noisy mindnoisy mind Posts: 65
    ....if you can remember watching porn back when dicks had sideburns.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    When part of your morning routine involves you grabbing your lower back in pain, stumbling out of bed, having trouble standing and you haven't had anything to drink nor an orgy the night before.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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