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Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
you stay home on Saturday Night and Play Rock Band with another Married couple :o
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    my friend gave me a birthday card that said "you're 30. you're mature! you're responsible! and to teenagers everywhere, you're old!"

    but hell, I stay home on saturday nights and play guitar hero by myself!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    You half-accidentally spout out 'It was just so different in our day, wasn't it?' to someone special on the phone...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    my friend gave me a birthday card that said "you're 30. you're mature! you're responsible! and to teenagers everywhere, you're old!"

    but hell, I stay home on saturday nights and play guitar hero by myself!

    Exactly !

    I'm the oldest out of the group 32 y/o

    They call me the old man
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • PearlJamaholicPearlJamaholic Posts: 2,018
    every meal requires a nap.
    http://db.etree.org/PearlJamaholic
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Instead of going to bed at 6am...you're getting up at 6am
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    i went food shopping then played online poker...

    beat that

    of course this was after a great hockey game;)
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    I'm gonna turn 28 this week, and I have to admit, this is the first birthday where I am thinking "wow, when did I get so old?"

    Let me clarify... I don't think 28 is "old". But it just seems older than I think I should be. Does that make sense???
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Instead of going to bed at 6am...you're getting up at 6am

    lol :)

    My husband, who is the same age as me, has been getting up at 4:30 to get in extra hours at work. The man I met 5 years ago would have NEVER gotten up at 4:30 in the morning. We used to stay up that late every night! It's amazing to me...lol.
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    I'm gonna turn 28 this week, and I have to admit, this is the first birthday where I am thinking "wow, when did I get so old?"

    Let me clarify... I don't think 28 is "old". But it just seems older than I think I should be. Does that make sense???

    hell yeah. I seriously should not be 30. I act like I'm 14 (I also have the acne of a 14 year old...)
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    hell yeah. I seriously should not be 30. I act like I'm 14 (I also have the acne of a 14 year old...)


    lovely visual
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    i went food shopping then played online poker...

    beat that

    of course this was after a great hockey game;)

    Damn, food shopping thats tough to beat...you might see some hot chics though

    Let's not talk about the game :(
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    I'm gonna turn 28 this week, and I have to admit, this is the first birthday where I am thinking "wow, when did I get so old?"

    Let me clarify... I don't think 28 is "old". But it just seems older than I think I should be. Does that make sense???

    My wife will be 27 on Feb 24th !

    Yeah, 28 is very old ;)

    Time does fly by....I thought I would be real depressed at 30 but I think 40 is going to be a killer
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • KannKann Posts: 1,146
    when you invite friends for dinner it ends up being way more complicated than it used to be.
    That was a big realization that I had aged.
    And generally discovering hangovers become harder and harder to live.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Damn, food shopping thats tough to beat...you might see some hot chics though

    Let's not talk about the game :(


    well we know i like to hang by the freezer section in the summer months and catch some nip action:) ,but in the winter jackets cover everything
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    you know your even older when this sounds fun....:o
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    you stay home on Saturday Night and Play Rock Band with another Married couple :o
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    lol :)

    My husband, who is the same age as me, has been getting up at 4:30 to get in extra hours at work. The man I met 5 years ago would have NEVER gotten up at 4:30 in the morning. We used to stay up that late every night! It's amazing to me...lol.

    I used to get up at 4am...it is awful

    Especially in the winter pitch black,cold out its nasty

    Your body should not be up at that hour

    I remember going out to bars in my younger days, we wouldn't even go out until 10-11pm and be out all night !

    10-11pm Im ready for bed now :(
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    cutback wrote:
    you know your even older when this sounds fun....:o


    It rocks !

    Have you played it ??

    It really is fun....we play and tour and drink beer like a real band :)

    No groupies......yet ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Kann wrote:
    when you invite friends for dinner

    and you have to empty your colonoscopy bag after you eat
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I remember going out to bars in my younger days, we wouldn't even go out until 10-11pm and be out all night !

    10-11pm Im ready for bed now :(


    Oh my god, I know. How did I ever do that? lol :D
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    You can remember Jon Pertwee as Doctor Who.
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Imagine going back to school at age 41....a small liberal arts school...then realizing the following:

    1) Most of your fellow students were born when the sitting President was someone that you actually voted into office.

    2) The teacher and you are the only people in the room who were alive when astronauts were actually walking on the moon.

    3) None of your classmates celebrated the U.S. Bicenntianal.
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    PearlJamaholic wrote:
    every meal requires a nap.


    Holy Cow, this is sooooooooooo me!!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    ... when you wake up wanting to eat prunes, grits, a fryed egg and a hot cup of coffee, and then make your way to your front porch so that you can settle in your rocker and smoke your pipe and wave at the neighbors as they drive by. But I'm not that old yet. I have become more bitchy in the last few years, or so I'm told. Does that count?
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    lovely visual

    well it's true. I had no acne during puberty, but now 20 years later, my face is a mine field.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    well it's true. I had no acne during puberty, but now 20 years later, my face is a mine field.

    Have you tried "Proactive" ?

    It worked for Jessica Simpson
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • EddieliciousEddielicious Posts: 22
    When you go to a bar and leave 5 minutes later because it's too loud and you can't hold a conversation....
    Tu ya no me tienes que esconder...Esta bein....Sabes que te quiero como ayer...Esto so soy..Este es me vida!!!
  • boxwine_in_hellboxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    Grey pubes are a clear sign too. The Horror!
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    you stay home on Saturday Night and Play Rock Band with another Married couple :o

    I don't mind being old. I earned it. :D
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • noisy mindnoisy mind Posts: 65
    when you get a woman pregnant and she gives birth to a set of grandparents.


    or



    when you jerk off to posters of betty white.
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    staying in and playing guitar hero on a saturday night with friends means you are getting old??? i thought it meant i was a huge nerd :)
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