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I feel Like a Woman

Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
My wife is in full "I want a baby" mode

Every night we have been doing the deed

Now I know how she feels when I would hound her all the time

;)
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    hahahahahaha!



    seriously, men SAY they 'want it all the time' but i hear time and again how quickly that tune changes when it's time for making a baby. somehow when it has a *purpose* and an end results, suddenly that 'all the time' desire dissipates. ;)


    good luck!
    :D


    and hey.....ENJOY! :p
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    My wife is in full "I want a baby" mode

    Every night we have been doing the deed

    Now I know how she feels when I would hound her all the time

    ;)
    I hope she let's you enjoy the beach down in Daytona....sounds like you'll be spending most of the time in the hotel ;)

    Is this the "work" you were referring to in your other thread?
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • CityMouseCityMouse Posts: 1,010
    ugh my friend and I are always complaining that people think it's totally appropriate to talk about how they are "trying" for a baby. Our position is, nobody wants to know your sex schedule, with or without contraceptives (especially people at work. seriously.)
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    decides2dream wrote:
    hahahahahaha!



    seriously, men SAY they 'want it all the time' but i hear time and again how quickly that tune changes when it's time for making a baby. somehow when it has a *purpose* and an end results, suddenly that 'all the time' desire dissipates. ;)


    good luck!
    :D


    and hey.....ENJOY! :p

    It is funny

    Total rolll reversal !

    Its just odd

    I keep teasing her..."I'm just a piece of meat."

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    CityMouse wrote:
    ugh my friend and I are always complaining that people think it's totally appropriate to talk about how they are "trying" for a baby. Our position is, nobody wants to know your sex schedule, with or without contraceptives (especially people at work. seriously.)

    Sorry dude

    I didn't ask you to watch us
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    she's using u like a bitch .... hehe
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    So you're complaining because your wife wants sex? :confused:


    I'll never understand men.... :p
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I hope she let's you enjoy the beach down in Daytona....sounds like you'll be spending most of the time in the hotel ;)

    Is this the "work" you were referring to in your other thread?

    HaHa !! I wish it was only that type of work ;)

    Thats she was saying...we'll have "fun" on vacation

    Just funny how things change
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    It is funny

    Total rolll reversal !

    Its just odd

    I keep teasing her..."I'm just a piece of meat."

    ;)



    as you get older, you will see that happen more and more. ;) god/mother nature has a sick sense of humor how he/she 'designed' men and women and their sexual peaks. :p



    btw - you know you LIKE being 'just a piece of meat.' admit it. :D
    have FUN!
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    she's using u like a bitch .... hehe


    :)

    Exactly !!
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    HaHa !! I wish it was only that type of work ;)

    Thats she was saying...we'll have "fun" on vacation

    Just funny how things change
    You're gonna need a vacation from your "vacation"

    Now get back in there and get the job done :D
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    urbanhippie wrote:
    So you're complaining because your wife wants sex? :confused:


    I'll never understand men.... :p

    Just teasing not really complaining

    Just funny..I know how she feels now when I want it all the time

    My buddy is in the same boat...its crazy
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Just teasing not really complaining

    Just funny..I know how she feels now when I want it all the time

    My buddy is in the same boat...its crazy
    Enjoy it, and then when the jobs done you can come back and tell us you're not getting it anymore ;)
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    decides2dream wrote:
    as you get older, you will see that happen more and more. ;) god/mother nature has a sick sense of humor how he/she 'designed' men and women and their sexual peaks. :p



    btw - you know you LIKE being 'just a piece of meat.' admit it. :D
    have FUN!

    I've become the prey

    It is rather nice to not have to play the whole game of trying to have sex and being turned down

    Now I can play games ;):p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • CityMouseCityMouse Posts: 1,010
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Sorry dude

    I didn't ask you to watch us

    it's just like why do people feel the need to announce this sort of thing? I've literally been AT WORK and someone will say "my husband and I are trying to a baby." I don't walk into a room and go "so my boyfriend and I have been at it like rabits the last two weeks" or "so I masturbated twice last night." Seriously. Nobody cares.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    comebackgirl wrote:
    You're gonna need a vacation from your "vacation"

    Now get back in there and get the job done :D

    I know right !!

    I do have an extra week to use...may some "me" time

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I've become the prey

    It is rather nice to not have to play the whole game of trying to have sex and being turned down

    Now I can play games ;):p
    Don't be a tease! That's just not nice!
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I know right !!

    I do have an extra week to use...may some "me" time

    ;)
    Just don't tell your wife if you take off - she'll want it even more :eek:
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Enjoy it, and then when the jobs done you can come back and tell us you're not getting it anymore ;)

    That's what will happen

    After the baby.....back to my favorites folder for certain websites

    :)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    CityMouse wrote:
    it's just like why do people feel the need to announce this sort of thing? I've literally been AT WORK and someone will say "my husband and I are trying to a baby." I don't walk into a room and go "so my boyfriend and I have been at it like rabits the last two weeks" or "so I masturbated twice last night." Seriously. Nobody cares.
    I care! Was it good? :p

    Seriously though...it's no different than someone saying they are trying to adopt...the focus is on the end result - having a baby and their desire to have one...not necessarily on what they're doing to achieve the goal. For that there's a whole other thread ;) (although I'm not sure that technique would help achieve the goal either) :p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    CityMouse wrote:
    it's just like why do people feel the need to announce this sort of thing? I've literally been AT WORK and someone will say "my husband and I are trying to a baby." I don't walk into a room and go "so my boyfriend and I have been at it like rabits the last two weeks" or "so I masturbated twice last night." Seriously. Nobody cares.

    I wouldn't tell everyone at my work just people I know who would care

    This is a good message board topic...post anonymously

    Come to think of it I may send out a global e-mail

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I care! Was it good? :p

    Seriously though...it's no different than someone saying they are trying to adopt...the focus is on the end result - having a baby and their desire to have one...not necessarily on what they're doing to achieve the goal. For that there's a whole other thread ;) (although I'm not sure that technique would help achieve the goal either) :p

    Yeah...its not the sex part totally

    Its about the baby

    Its different if it just happens...but I guess people want to spread the word to friends that they're trying
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    comebackgirl wrote:
    I care! Was it good? :p

    Seriously though...it's no different than someone saying they are trying to adopt...the focus is on the end result - having a baby and their desire to have one...not necessarily on what they're doing to achieve the goal. For that there's a whole other thread ;) (although I'm not sure that technique would help achieve the goal either) :p



    :D



    i do believe orgasms are said to help a woman achieve pregnancy.






















    (ok, i made that up....just trying to help the wife out)
    :D





    in all seriousness though, i HAVE read that it being 'enjoyable' does indeed help the process. bodily fluids mixing, etc...don't want to get too graphic and ruin a good thread here, my apologies.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Just don't tell your wife if you take off - she'll want it even more :eek:

    Yeah...she'll mysteriously start coming home for lunch that week

    :cool:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Yeah...its not the sex part totally

    Its about the baby

    Its different if it just happens...but I guess people want to spread the word to friends that they're trying
    Yeah - totally - it's like anything else that's really important to you and that you hope will happen...you want to share it with friends, etc. It's exciting!

    Btw - good luck! I hope to hear about the arrival of a baby phantom pain in about 9 months or so ;)
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    decides2dream wrote:
    :D



    i do believe orgasms are said to help a woman achieve pregnancy.






















    (ok, i made that up....just trying to help the wife out)
    :D





    in all seriousness though, i HAVE read that it being 'enjoyable' does indeed help the process. bodily fluids mixing, etc...don't want to get too graphic and ruin a good thread here, my apologies.
    I've heard that too. I'm sure there's some truth to it.

    Keep that in mind PP ;)
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Friends of ours have been saying different techniques to determine the sex of the baby ??

    I drew the line when someone said "Standing on your head" after the fact

    :confused:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Yeah - totally - it's like anything else that's really important to you and that you hope will happen...you want to share it with friends, etc. It's exciting!

    Btw - good luck! I hope to hear about the arrival of a baby phantom pain in about 9 months or so ;)

    Thank you

    At least its fun trying :)

    The whole pregnancy will be headphones on her belly with PJ playing

    :D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Friends of ours have been saying different techniques to determine the sex of the baby ??

    I drew the line when someone said "Standing on your head" after the fact

    :confused:



    different times of the month.


    Y sperm swim faster but die off sooner. X sperm are a wee bit slower, but live longer. so basically, it's said if you want a boy, have sex right at the start ofovulation. if you want a girl, have it a couple days ahead of the start of ovulation. if you just want to have a baby. do what you and your wife are doing...go at it like bunnies to increase the likelihood of a pregnancy, period. obviously, none of this is 100% guaranteed....just ups the chances.
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Friends of ours have been saying different techniques to determine the sex of the baby ??

    I drew the line when someone said "Standing on your head" after the fact

    :confused:
    Well at least they didn't recommend it DURING the act :eek: That would just be dangerous :p

    I've heard old wives tales about that...not sure how much truth there is to them....but just remember the sex of the baby will be determined by you - so it's all up to you now! :eek:
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
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