9 Words Women Use

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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Zoso wrote:
    women so confusing... who knows what they want :p
    NEVER try to figure them out. You will go INSANE.
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  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Zoso wrote:
    women so confusing... who knows what they want :p
    Whatever :rolleyes: It's Fine :mad: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

    :p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if

    you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.

    Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud

    sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and

    arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)



    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay

    means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add

    in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not

    thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').



    (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!



    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman

    has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking

    'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.


    i have 9 other words they use... but i dont want to get banned :p
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    Whatever :rolleyes: It's Fine :mad: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

    :p


    when you hear that, in that order...

    call the flower shop :D
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    my2hands wrote:
    when you hear that, in that order...

    call the flower shop :D
    and that's how you very quickly get forgiven :):p Well done! ;)
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • westsidepiewestsidepie Posts: 627
    my2hands wrote:
    when you hear that, in that order...

    call the flower shop :D


    Or a divorce lawyer. :( That's like the kiss of death.
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

    "That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    SENROCK! wrote:
    NEVER try to figure them out. You will go INSANE.

    truer words have never been spoken ;):D
  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    and that's how you very quickly get forgiven :):p Well done! ;)

    :cool:
  • ZosoZoso Posts: 6,425
    Whatever :rolleyes: It's Fine :mad: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

    :p

    I have to call the flower shop, shoe shop, dress shop and beauty shop :p
    I'm just flying around the other side of the world to say I love you

    Sha la la la i'm in love with a jersey girl

    I love you forever and forever :)

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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    cutback wrote:
    truer words have never been spoken ;):D

    its my gift to the boys up in here. ;)
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Zoso wrote:
    I have to call the flower shop, shoe shop, dress shop and beauty shop :p
    Cool :cool: I'll be ready to go in 5 minutes :D
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
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