9 Words Women Use

comebackwoman

AmentsChick wrote:

HAHAHA. Agreed. I *HATE* being late.

I just hate when he complains about me taking too long to get ready - it would take him longer than 5 minutes to get ready too if he had this much hair!

TrixieCat

If they were to make a doll of me with one of those cords you pull and it says things....that would just about sum it up.

Lizard

You Cracked the Code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phantom Pain

Lizard wrote:

You Cracked the Code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeeeeeeeeesssss !

The Holy Grail is mine

AmentsChick

TrixieCat wrote:

If they were to make a doll of me with one of those cords you pull and it says things....that would just about sum it up.

FINE! Whatever.

kh65

And people get pissed because politicans don't say what they mean.

Phantom Pain

kh65 wrote:

And people get pissed because politicans don't say what they mean.

Just imagine if Hills had won the Nomination ??

:eek:

SENROCK

Phantom Pain wrote:

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if

you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.

Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud

sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and

arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)



(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay

means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add

in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not

thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').



(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!



(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman

has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking

'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

lets see......
i use "fine" but i normally use it jokingly. NEVER in the 'girl' way.


i don't use 2,3,4,5, or 6.

7.....ehhhhh not really.

8 i use ALLLLLOT!!!! I was told before by a great person that she HATES when i use WHATEVER cuz it describes exxxactly what you wrote up there! hahaha truth is, i just like the word!
9- no.

kh65

Phantom Pain wrote:

Just imagine if Hills had won the Nomination ??

:eek:

I know I didn't want to go there. That must mean that Bill and Nixon were really women cross dressing as men.

Zoso

women so confusing... who knows what they want

SENROCK

Zoso wrote:

women so confusing... who knows what they want

NEVER try to figure them out. You will go INSANE.

comebackwoman

Zoso wrote:

women so confusing... who knows what they want

Whatever :rolleyes: It's Fine :mad: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

my2hands

Phantom Pain wrote:

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if

you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.

Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud

sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and

arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)



(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay

means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add

in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not

thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').



(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!



(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman

has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking

'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

i have 9 other words they use... but i dont want to get banned

my2hands

comebackgirl wrote:

Whatever :rolleyes: It's Fine :mad: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

when you hear that, in that order...

call the flower shop

comebackwoman

my2hands wrote:

when you hear that, in that order...

call the flower shop

and that's how you very quickly get forgiven Well done!

westsidepie

my2hands wrote:

when you hear that, in that order...

call the flower shop

Or a divorce lawyer. :( That's like the kiss of death.

norm

SENROCK! wrote:

NEVER try to figure them out. You will go INSANE.

truer words have never been spoken

my2hands

comebackgirl wrote:

and that's how you very quickly get forgiven Well done!

:cool:

Zoso

comebackgirl wrote:

Whatever :rolleyes: It's Fine :mad: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

I have to call the flower shop, shoe shop, dress shop and beauty shop

SENROCK

cutback wrote:

truer words have never been spoken

its my gift to the boys up in here.