9 Words Women Use
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add
in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add
in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman
has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
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The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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I read this and laughed so hard!
I'm guilty of all 9 at times
... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
Scary ain't it ??
Every woman I know it fits !
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I've noticed these words a lot more since I've been married
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Wait a second, if you're granted 'five more minutes' to watch the game, that's actually TWO.
That one's a powder keg all the way...
That one is also the all purpose phrase, because you can only determine how much time you have or don't have based on the situation. This one frustrates me the most, since it always turns into a vicious loop.
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All of this is true.
Indeed. This two word phrase takes years for a guy to master and comprehend.
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gets to me every time
Gents print this out and make copies !
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
See, it's not just me then!
It's all women !
You're all out to freak guys out with your hidden meanings
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
This is so true, and why commitment is a good thing. Not only does this phrase change with every situation, the meanings can be flipped from woman to woman. It take years to learn the intricacies and subtleties of meaning with one woman. Now imagine you break up with her, and your new girlfriend has a completely new set of meanings. It is a life long learning process.
But mr. justam
is who I am
"That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles
"Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
no. 8 I always use jokingly. It means 'you may be right but I don't care' in my language.
I never say any of the others.
HAHAHA. Agreed. I *HATE* being late.
I am guilty of all but #2 and #3. I am almost always on time and if I am pissed I say so (most of the time), but I never say NOTHING.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Yeeeeeeeeesssss !
The Holy Grail is mine
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
FINE! Whatever.
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The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
i use "fine" but i normally use it jokingly. NEVER in the 'girl' way.
i don't use 2,3,4,5, or 6.
7.....ehhhhh not really.
8 i use ALLLLLOT!!!! I was told before by a great person that she HATES when i use WHATEVER cuz it describes exxxactly what you wrote up there! hahaha truth is, i just like the word!
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