9 Words Women Use

Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if

you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.

Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud

sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and

arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)



(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay

means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add

in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not

thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').



(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!



(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman

has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking

'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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  • sooo fucking true...between my own mother and other girls i know, 100% accurate
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  • Haha! this should be all men's BIBLE!!

    I read this and laughed so hard!

    I'm guilty of all 9 at times :o
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    sooo fucking true...between my own mother and other girls i know, 100% accurate

    Scary ain't it ??

    Every woman I know it fits !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    ha ha! sweeping generalizations based on gender!!! soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!

    thanks a lot for the list, btw.

    I've noticed these words a lot more since I've been married

    :o
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • When I got my latest tattoo my mum said 'Well done'. You can add that to the list.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dirtdirt Posts: 398
    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    Wait a second, if you're granted 'five more minutes' to watch the game, that's actually TWO.

    That one's a powder keg all the way...
    drive less - RIDE MORE!
  • westsidepiewestsidepie Posts: 627
    dirt wrote:
    Wait a second, if you're granted 'five more minutes' to watch the game, that's actually TWO.

    That one's a powder keg all the way...

    That one is also the all purpose phrase, because you can only determine how much time you have or don't have based on the situation. This one frustrates me the most, since it always turns into a vicious loop.
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

    "That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles

    "Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    As a woman...I'd like to say...


    All of this is true.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • dirtdirt Posts: 398
    That one is also the all purpose phrase, because you can only determine how much time you have or don't have based on the situation. This one frustrates me the most, since it always turns into a vicious loop.

    Indeed. This two word phrase takes years for a guy to master and comprehend.
    drive less - RIDE MORE!
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Yeah, I would say this is accurate :)
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Erm......I think I've used every single one of em :o

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  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    As a woman...I'd like to say...


    All of this is true.
    lol....I say all of these things
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Just doing my part to help my fellow man

    Gents print this out and make copies !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Lukin66 wrote:
    lol....I say all of these things

    See, it's not just me then! :D
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    See, it's not just me then! :D

    It's all women !

    You're all out to freak guys out with your hidden meanings

    :p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • westsidepiewestsidepie Posts: 627
    dirt wrote:
    Indeed. This two word phrase takes years for a guy to master and comprehend.

    This is so true, and why commitment is a good thing. Not only does this phrase change with every situation, the meanings can be flipped from woman to woman. It take years to learn the intricacies and subtleties of meaning with one woman. Now imagine you break up with her, and your new girlfriend has a completely new set of meanings. It is a life long learning process.
    To pie I will reply
    But mr. justam
    is who I am

    "That's a repulsive combination of horrible information and bad breath."-Pickles

    "Remember, death is a natural part of the workplace. So, when you see a dead body at work, don't freak out, just ring your death bell." "ting"-Toki Wartooth
  • I use no. 1 A LOT!

    no. 8 I always use jokingly. It means 'you may be right but I don't care' in my language.

    I never say any of the others.
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    I'm guilty of 8 of these :o I don't do the "5 more minutes" thing though - I know exactly how long it will take me to get ready...I hate being late and I don't want him bugging me while I'm getting ready...so I've usually got it well timed...but the rest are all me :o
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    I'm guilty of 8 of these :o I don't do the "5 more minutes" thing though - I know exactly how long it will take me to get ready...I hate being late and I don't want him bugging me while I'm getting ready...so I've usually got it well timed...but the rest are all me :o

    HAHAHA. Agreed. I *HATE* being late.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    Hilarious! and true...

    I am guilty of all but #2 and #3. I am almost always on time and if I am pissed I say so (most of the time), but I never say NOTHING.

    :)
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    HAHAHA. Agreed. I *HATE* being late.
    I just hate when he complains about me taking too long to get ready - it would take him longer than 5 minutes to get ready too if he had this much hair! :p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    If they were to make a doll of me with one of those cords you pull and it says things....that would just about sum it up.
    :)
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    You Cracked the Code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Lizard wrote:
    You Cracked the Code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yeeeeeeeeesssss !

    The Holy Grail is mine
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    TrixieCat wrote:
    If they were to make a doll of me with one of those cords you pull and it says things....that would just about sum it up.
    :)

    FINE! Whatever.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    And people get pissed because politicans don't say what they mean.
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    kh65 wrote:
    And people get pissed because politicans don't say what they mean.

    Just imagine if Hills had won the Nomination ??

    :eek:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if

    you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.

    Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud

    sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and

    arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)



    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay

    means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add

    in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not

    thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').



    (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!



    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman

    has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking

    'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
    lets see......
    i use "fine" but i normally use it jokingly. NEVER in the 'girl' way.


    i don't use 2,3,4,5, or 6.

    7.....ehhhhh not really.

    8 i use ALLLLLOT!!!! I was told before by a great person that she HATES when i use WHATEVER cuz it describes exxxactly what you wrote up there! hahaha truth is, i just like the word! :D
    9- no.
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  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Just imagine if Hills had won the Nomination ??

    :eek:
    I know I didn't want to go there. That must mean that Bill and Nixon were really women cross dressing as men. :):D
    "If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room."

    Gambling=a taxation on stupidity.

    Remember, you can walk anywhere, as long as you have the time.

    http://www.ryanmontbleauband.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/jessedee
  • ZosoZoso Posts: 6,425
    women so confusing... who knows what they want :p
    I'm just flying around the other side of the world to say I love you

    Sha la la la i'm in love with a jersey girl

    I love you forever and forever :)

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