I just found out i'm knocked up

TransplantedNewf

I'm doing the math as to when i concieved. I'm pretty sure it was the day before i left for the DC show.

Therefore, my fetus/kid has been to 3 Pearl Jam shows already!

Oh! and if anyone wants to donate some hand-me-down onsies, i'll gladly accept!

Igivesuchgoodparadym

TransplantedNewf wrote:

I'm doing the math as to when i concieved. I'm pretty sure it was the day before i left for the DC show.

Therefore, my fetus/kid has been to 3 Pearl Jam shows already!

are you the one that gave the BJ in that other thread??? Congrats.

Black Diamond

TransplantedNewf wrote:

I'm doing the math as to when i concieved. I'm pretty sure it was the day before i left for the DC show.

Therefore, my fetus/kid has been to 3 Pearl Jam shows already!

Congratulations, that two more than I have been to and I am 41.

LukinFan

Igivesuchgoodparadym wrote:

are you the one that gave the BJ in that other thread??? Congrats.

hahahahaha

Public school sex-ed has failed you- you can't get pregnant from giving a BJ

TransplantedNewf

Igivesuchgoodparadym wrote:

are you the one that gave the BJ in that other thread??? Congrats.

Nope. Not me.
Thanks!

GOSSArDgEEK

Igivesuchgoodparadym wrote:

are you the one that gave the BJ in that other thread??? Congrats.

No she said that the baby was conceived the day before the DC show.
Good joke though I smiled.

satansbedbugs

TransplantedNewf wrote:

I'm doing the math as to when i concieved. I'm pretty sure it was the day before i left for the DC show.

Therefore, my fetus/kid has been to 3 Pearl Jam shows already!

Congrats!! maybe its another lead guitarist

Igivesuchgoodparadym

LukinFan wrote:

hahahahaha

Public school sex-ed has failed you- you can't get pregnant from giving a BJ

4-play leads to more play, baby!

TransplantedNewf

Black Diamond wrote:

Congratulations, that two more than I have been to and I am 41.

The more shows i get to now, the less likely it'll end up liking High School Musical

washedinblack91

congrats! im glad your baby fetus is such an experienced little pearl jam head

tkepearljamn

I just hope pj isn't touring 7.5 months from now...

TransplantedNewf

satansbedbugs wrote:

Congrats!! maybe its another lead guitarist

Thanks. It'll be a bass playa for sure!

TransplantedNewf

tkepearljamn wrote:

I just hope pj isn't touring 7.5 months from now...

The FIRST thing that came to my mind when i found out was "Fuck. Now this messes up any PJ tour plans i had for next year!"

I'm so selfish.

Black Diamond

TransplantedNewf wrote:

The more shows i get to now, the less likely it'll end up liking High School Musical

Awesome!! Someone is paying attention. Your first?

LONGRD

Igivesuchgoodparadym wrote:

are you the one that gave the BJ in that other thread??? Congrats.

where is that thread? locked/deleted already? damn, i always miss on the fun.

...oh and congrats!

covered in bliss

The onsies run a little small.

Congrats!

JckTorance

I would say over the next couple years at least. Hope you have a good babysitter set up.

TransplantedNewf wrote:

The FIRST thing that came to my mind when i found out was "Fuck. Now this messes up any PJ tour plans i had for next year!"

I'm so selfish.

TransplantedNewf

Black Diamond wrote:

Awesome!! Someone is paying attention. Your first?

I'm quiet but i listen

Yeah, my first. And quite unplanned. I'm always mouthing off about how i don't want kids because they get in the way and they're expensive and they take away from ME time.

That attitude worked out real well for me, huh?

TransplantedNewf

JckTorance wrote:

I would say over the next couple years at least. Hope you have a good babysitter set up.

Hahaha. I told my sister i was pregnant and she said,"I'm not a babysitter, k?"
I got a few months to find someone...

Igivesuchgoodparadym

TransplantedNewf wrote:

I'm quiet but i listen

Yeah, my first. And quite unplanned. I'm always mouthing off about how i don't want kids because they get in the way and they're expensive and they take away from ME time.

That attitude worked out real well for me, huh?

Guess you won't be having Grey Goose and Vodka for a while, huh? J/K congrats!

Black Diamond

TransplantedNewf wrote:

I'm quiet but i listen

Yeah, my first. And quite unplanned. I'm always mouthing off about how i don't want kids because they get in the way and they're expensive and they take away from ME time.

That attitude worked out real well for me, huh?

I wouldn't worry about it. Just give them love and you will get it back 1000 fold. Now if you read the other thread, you might think twice about taking parental advice from me, but there is nothing better than your kids wanting to take away all your time and energy. Nothing else is worth the effort.

TrixieCat

Congrats to you!!!!!!!

Have a healthy 9 months.

TransplantedNewf

Black Diamond wrote:

I wouldn't worry about it. Just give them love and you will get it back 1000 fold. Now if you read the other thread, you might think twice about taking parental advice from me, but there is nothing better than your kids wanting to take away all your time and energy. Nothing else is worth the effort.

That's what i've heard...but i ain't buying it.

TransplantedNewf

TrixieCat wrote:

Congrats to you!!!!!!!

Have a healthy 9 months.

Thanks!

jbalicki10

Who's the Daddy?

eyedclaar

TransplantedNewf wrote:

I'm doing the math as to when i concieved. I'm pretty sure it was the day before i left for the DC show.

Therefore, my fetus/kid has been to 3 Pearl Jam shows already!

Oh! and if anyone wants to donate some hand-me-down onsies, i'll gladly accept!

The kid has already been to more PJ shows than I have...

LONGRD

jbalicki10 wrote:

Who's the Daddy?

....on the next Maury.

TrixieCat

TransplantedNewf wrote:

Thanks!

I just read that this is your first! Yay!

Mine was completely unexpected too.
And I felt the same way...wanted to spend sometime being married, not having to stress about money and all that.
Babies are not as expensive as people will have you believe.
Borrow and buy used if need be. Use the fancy diapers the first week (Pampers Swaddlers) and then use the generic from the warehouse the rest of the time.
Babies don't need lots of toys and stuff.
And here is what no one ever tells you:
You really can't play with a baby. And they will just sit there and that is ok. Don't feel badly. If they are upset, they will tell you by crying.

nick1977

Congratulations!

TransplantedNewf

jbalicki10 wrote:

Who's the Daddy?

That's up in the air...

It might be my husband but we'll have to go on Maurry to get a test to make sure.

decides2dream

TransplantedNewf wrote:

I'm doing the math as to when i concieved. I'm pretty sure it was the day before i left for the DC show.

Therefore, my fetus/kid has been to 3 Pearl Jam shows already!

Oh! and if anyone wants to donate some hand-me-down onsies, i'll gladly accept!

awesome for you!



you conceived on our 16th wedding anniversary weekend. we too were at the DC show, amongst others. happy it was you to conceive and not me. truly tho, kudos and all the best!