I just found out i'm knocked up
TransplantedNewf
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I'm doing the math as to when i concieved. I'm pretty sure it was the day before i left for the DC show.
Therefore, my fetus/kid has been to 3 Pearl Jam shows already!
Oh! and if anyone wants to donate some hand-me-down onsies, i'll gladly accept!
Therefore, my fetus/kid has been to 3 Pearl Jam shows already!
Oh! and if anyone wants to donate some hand-me-down onsies, i'll gladly accept!
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"To is a preposition.
Come is a verb"
"To is a preposition.
Come is a verb"
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TransplantedNewf wrote:I'm doing the math as to when i concieved. I'm pretty sure it was the day before i left for the DC show.
Therefore, my fetus/kid has been to 3 Pearl Jam shows already!
are you the one that gave the BJ in that other thread???
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TransplantedNewf wrote:I'm doing the math as to when i concieved. I'm pretty sure it was the day before i left for the DC show.
Therefore, my fetus/kid has been to 3 Pearl Jam shows already!
Congratulations, that two more than I have been to and I am 41.
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hahahahahaIgivesuchgoodparadym wrote:are you the one that gave the BJ in that other thread???
Congrats.
Public school sex-ed has failed you- you can't get pregnant from giving a BJ
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Igivesuchgoodparadym wrote:are you the one that gave the BJ in that other thread???
Congrats.
Nope. Not me.
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No she said that the baby was conceived the day before the DC show.Igivesuchgoodparadym wrote:are you the one that gave the BJ in that other thread???
Congrats.
Good joke though I smiled.
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TransplantedNewf wrote:I'm doing the math as to when i concieved. I'm pretty sure it was the day before i left for the DC show.
Therefore, my fetus/kid has been to 3 Pearl Jam shows already!
Congrats!! maybe its another lead guitarist*Marker in the Sand Fanclub * HNIC
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LukinFan wrote:hahahahaha
Public school sex-ed has failed you- you can't get pregnant from giving a BJ
4-play leads to more play, baby!model role model0 -
Black Diamond wrote:Congratulations, that two more than I have been to and I am 41.
The more shows i get to now, the less likely it'll end up liking High School Musical
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congrats! im glad your baby fetus is such an experienced little pearl jam head
PJ: 9/29/04, 5/12/06, 5/13/06, 6/22/08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 6/27/08, 6/30/08, 10/30/09, 10/31/09, 5/18/10, 5/20/10, 5/21/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 10/18/13, 8/7/16
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I just hope pj isn't touring 7.5 months from now...07-02-98, 10-11-00, 04-22-03, 04-23-03, 06-09-03, 06-10-03, 06-18-03, 06-21-03, 06-22-03, 10-02-04, 10-03-04, 10-05-04, 05-16-06, 05-17-06, 05-22-06, 06-24-06, 06-29-060
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satansbedbugs wrote:Congrats!! maybe its another lead guitarist
Thanks. It'll be a bass playa for sure!<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/Krisdababe/?chartstyle=Krisdababe"><img src="http://imagegen.last.fm/Krisdababe/recenttracks/Krisdababe.gif" border="0" /></a>
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tkepearljamn wrote:I just hope pj isn't touring 7.5 months from now...
The FIRST thing that came to my mind when i found out was "Fuck. Now this messes up any PJ tour plans i had for next year!"
I'm so selfish.
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Awesome!! Someone is paying attention. Your first?TransplantedNewf wrote:The more shows i get to now, the less likely it'll end up liking High School Musical

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where is that thread? locked/deleted already? damn, i always miss on the fun.Igivesuchgoodparadym wrote:are you the one that gave the BJ in that other thread???
Congrats.
...oh and congrats!PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
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The onsies run a little small.
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I would say over the next couple years at least. Hope you have a good babysitter set up.TransplantedNewf wrote:The FIRST thing that came to my mind when i found out was "Fuck. Now this messes up any PJ tour plans i had for next year!"
I'm so selfish.
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Black Diamond wrote:Awesome!! Someone is paying attention. Your first?
I'm quiet but i listen
Yeah, my first. And quite unplanned. I'm always mouthing off about how i don't want kids because they get in the way and they're expensive and they take away from ME time.
That attitude worked out real well for me, huh?<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/Krisdababe/?chartstyle=Krisdababe"><img src="http://imagegen.last.fm/Krisdababe/recenttracks/Krisdababe.gif" border="0" /></a>
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JckTorance wrote:I would say over the next couple years at least. Hope you have a good babysitter set up.
Hahaha. I told my sister i was pregnant and she said,"I'm not a babysitter, k?"
I got a few months to find someone...<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/Krisdababe/?chartstyle=Krisdababe"><img src="http://imagegen.last.fm/Krisdababe/recenttracks/Krisdababe.gif" border="0" /></a>
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TransplantedNewf wrote:I'm quiet but i listen

Yeah, my first. And quite unplanned. I'm always mouthing off about how i don't want kids because they get in the way and they're expensive and they take away from ME time.
That attitude worked out real well for me, huh?
Guess you won't be having Grey Goose and Vodka for a while, huh?
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TransplantedNewf wrote:I'm quiet but i listen

Yeah, my first. And quite unplanned. I'm always mouthing off about how i don't want kids because they get in the way and they're expensive and they take away from ME time.
That attitude worked out real well for me, huh?
I wouldn't worry about it. Just give them love and you will get it back 1000 fold. Now if you read the other thread, you might think twice about taking parental advice from me, but there is nothing better than your kids wanting to take away all your time and energy. Nothing else is worth the effort.
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