Last words after a BREAK UP.

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  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    "See you in Hell."
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • Thecure
    Thecure Posts: 814
    You called the cops!
    People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
    - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

    If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
    - Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    OH! And there was this gem...

    *handing over two adult dvd's*

    "Here, you'll get more use out of these than I will."
  • Swan
    Swan Posts: 350
    "we were never dating....and i've never seen you before yesterday."
    I'm the only Hell Mama ever raised.
  • Pauk
    Pauk Posts: 1,084
    The last words my ex said to me were: "No wonder your parents are divorced".

    So pretty much reinforced why I dumped her in the first place, but still kinda funny in retrospect.
    Paul
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  • SomethingCreative
    SomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,413
    she dumps me flat after 4 years because she's in college now (10 minutes from home) and she needs to go "find herself"

    i said:

    "good luck, you're not gonna find yourself in the bottom of a bottle"


    ...that one struck a nerve
    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
    -my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    "I really wish I would have gotten you pregnant, not her"
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    PJPixie wrote:
    "I really wish I would have gotten you pregnant, not her"

    yikes.... I am so sorry pixxie.

    This will be my first weekend as a single woman in... years. Its finally over man..12 flippin years. OVER.
    Nice to know you.
  • sennin
    sennin Posts: 2,146
    notafinga!
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    HOOKER wrote:
    yikes.... I am so sorry pixxie.

    This will be my first weekend as a single woman in... years. Its finally over man..12 flippin years. OVER.

    12 years? Wow! I think 1 year is a long time.

    Sorry to hear, as I've seen your posts in the other threads. Hope you are okay. :(
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    HOOKER wrote:
    yikes.... I am so sorry pixxie.

    This will be my first weekend as a single woman in... years. Its finally over man..12 flippin years. OVER.

    Oh, no worries Hooker........It was a good thing. Actually kinda funny :D

    Single woman huh? Have at it!!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    PJPixie wrote:
    Oh, no worries Hooker........It was a good thing. Actually kinda funny :D

    Single woman huh? Have at it!!

    Yeah, alot of drama.. we tried to make things work one last time and.. he just cant help that he is a fucking jerk. I found some very lovely pictures of him and another lady in vegas last weekend. Lovely.
    Nice to know you.
  • pearljamjen
    pearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    HOOKER wrote:
    Yeah, alot of drama.. we tried to make things work one last time and.. he just cant help that he is a fucking jerk. I found some very lovely pictures of him and another lady in vegas last weekend. Lovely.

    Oh wow! Then you are WAAAAYYY better off! Your last words to him shoulda been a kick in the nuts! That's what I would've done.
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    pearljamjen wrote:
    12 years? Wow! I think 1 year is a long time.

    Sorry to hear, as I've seen your posts in the other threads. Hope you are okay. :(

    Actually being on this board helps alot. Thank you so much
    Nice to know you.
  • haffajappa
    haffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Me to her: I hope a dingo eats your baby.

    Now, she didn't have a baby, but she was moving to Australia, so it almost worked...
    :D
    i almost just spit banana bread over my laptop...
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • Kosuke Fukudome
    Kosuke Fukudome Posts: 197
    To the left, to the left. If you wanna leave, it's okay, you can step.
    Horry Kow!
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Cosmo wrote:
    "See you in Hell."

    LOL!
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    here's a towel....clean yourself up...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • stickfig13
    stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    This pretty much sums it all up!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=6AwUpiRprN4
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  • Bathgate66
    Bathgate66 Posts: 15,813
    " You're dead to me "

    " You are a Master Manipulator "

    " You are just like your Father "
    For the ones who had a notion, a notion deep inside
    That it ain't no sin to be glad you're alive
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