Last words after a BREAK UP.

HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
He said to me... " All the best". It was done by text message.



What are your Favorite last words after a break up?
Nice to know you.
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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,929
    beats the heck outta "don't let the door hit ya on the way out"
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,229
    sorry to hear that at least he didn't tell you to f off ....but still sucks i hope tomorrow brings you better news ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Me to her: I hope a dingo eats your baby.

    Now, she didn't have a baby, but she was moving to Australia, so it almost worked...
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    "there isn't anyone else" then i am told IMMEDIATELY about the "someone else" from a friend.

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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Me to her: I hope a dingo eats your baby.

    Now, she didn't have a baby, but she was moving to Australia, so it almost worked...

    HAHAHAHAHAHA nicely done! :D
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "It's not you...it's me."
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    "It's not you...it's me."

    You were dating Costanza?
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    it's done.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    i have herpes.
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    libragirl wrote:
    it's done.
    this one is pretty brutal, no way to leverage it or anything...
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    These were my words actually...I don't really remember what people have told me. I tend to tune out when I know what's coming.

    But I said... "Go ahead"

    I feel bad now...but dang she wouldn't let it go. She kept talking about how she'd die for me and take it so far that she'd kill herself if she couldn't have me. I had to listen to that for like an hour and those words just popped into my head after so much of it and just spit out.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    These were my words actually...I don't really remember what people have told me. I tend to tune out when I know what's coming.

    But I said... "Go ahead"

    I feel bad now...but dang she wouldn't let it go. She kept talking about how she'd die for me and take it so far that she'd kill herself if she couldn't have me. I had to listen to that for like an hour and those words just popped into my head after so much of it and just spit out.

    wow..
    Nice to know you.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    eyedclaar wrote:
    You were dating Costanza?

    "The water was cold !!"

    ;)
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    "The water was cold !!"

    ;)


    Like a frightened turtle!

    Cracks me up every time.
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    wow..

    Well she was holding me hostage and making me listen to every word she had to say. She was my ride home, as I couldn't drive yet. We actually had jury duty a couple years ago together and had a short rekindling. That was never brought up and she was doing good so all is well in the end. :)
  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    "I am really sorry................................................................................................................................................................are you going to eat the rest of that hoagie?
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    After a break up I always listen to this while crying

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=pz88VkUY_TY
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    "Okay, but I'll still let you shag me if you have to."
  • OffHeGoes29OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    "Good Luck" ...because you'll need it
    BRING BACK THE WHALE
  • JennytreeJennytree Posts: 5,340
    How dare you insult Pearl Jam! Fuck off!!

    ...obviously one of my prouder moments! :D
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    "See you in Hell."
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
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  • ThecureThecure Posts: 814
    You called the cops!
    People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    OH! And there was this gem...

    *handing over two adult dvd's*

    "Here, you'll get more use out of these than I will."
  • SwanSwan Posts: 350
    "we were never dating....and i've never seen you before yesterday."
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  • PaukPauk Posts: 1,084
    The last words my ex said to me were: "No wonder your parents are divorced".

    So pretty much reinforced why I dumped her in the first place, but still kinda funny in retrospect.
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  • SomethingCreativeSomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,395
    she dumps me flat after 4 years because she's in college now (10 minutes from home) and she needs to go "find herself"

    i said:

    "good luck, you're not gonna find yourself in the bottom of a bottle"


    ...that one struck a nerve
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  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    "I really wish I would have gotten you pregnant, not her"
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    PJPixie wrote:
    "I really wish I would have gotten you pregnant, not her"

    yikes.... I am so sorry pixxie.

    This will be my first weekend as a single woman in... years. Its finally over man..12 flippin years. OVER.
    Nice to know you.
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    notafinga!
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    HOOKER wrote:
    yikes.... I am so sorry pixxie.

    This will be my first weekend as a single woman in... years. Its finally over man..12 flippin years. OVER.

    12 years? Wow! I think 1 year is a long time.

    Sorry to hear, as I've seen your posts in the other threads. Hope you are okay. :(
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